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People.
04:02 Apr 22 2009
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I want to learn how to perform a frontal-lobe lobotomy. I would perform one every half hour.

In the office, one of the chuckle-heads must have just heard the word "misappropriate" because during a heated discussion about "misappropriate" behavior, "inappropriate" was defined as how one should act in a respectful manner.

Sad to say, I choked on a piece of ice while trying not to laugh. Geez, I think the only reason I have a job because my English doesn't scare the masses (unless you read the fine print...)

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DarkWolfman
04:10 Apr 22 2009

Look up a chart or images of the human brain along with a step by step chart on how to do so and get a drill with a tiny bit...that should help.

Isis101
05:01 Apr 22 2009

Or, you can just shot this person point blank in the forehead, and tah-dah! No more problems.

LadyxDarkxRayne
08:58 Apr 22 2009

heheeh a trip to the pig farm sis ?

dabbler
00:07 Apr 23 2009

Slip Meds, in the office Coffee, by Meds I mean LSD.

17:15 Apr 14 2009
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Okay, I concede to being strong. My cat farted and I laughed. Life is good. *watches Tom and Jerry*

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Casting Call...
23:57 Apr 09 2009
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What the hell?? Barbie has a pet miniature horse that requires a pink cast! What kind of sick shit is that?? Or is this PETA friendly Barbie? She opted not to put the horse down?

Next, they'll have a Barbie that comes with a Morning After Pill.

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samanthasprettycorpse
02:50 Apr 10 2009

HAHAHA!

Sinora
12:29 Apr 10 2009

Sometimes I think your not quite pink and fluffy enough for this world..lol

LadyxDarkxRayne
23:10 Apr 10 2009

oh i though they already had that barbie thye have knocked up barbie and junkie barbie

Isis101
05:02 Apr 22 2009

LMAO!!!

Calendars: a useful tool.
02:34 Apr 09 2009
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You mean to tell me that Easter is THIS weekend?Oh. I was wondering why it was taking so long to put the milk chocolate eggs and bunny rabbits on sale.

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moonkissed
17:36 Apr 09 2009

this might amuse you.

i have been very busy lately and have little time for myself, much less anyone else. my Coven does a competition for the holidays and seasons. this one had a week and a half deadline. i had lost half of my net time to my Husband last week and i knew with the kids home all week for Easter break (yes that is what it is in the South, grrr) i would be lucky to have time to email people and handle responsibilities that i have set for myself on the various social networks. so this is what i posted:

in the spirit of participation i am busily nailing a bunny to a cross and throwing chocolate at it, after which i will paint the whole thing and hang it from a tree. i am hoping to photograph it as an Easter submission.

CryingDutchess
23:29 Apr 09 2009

Well... Kinda more on the scary side than funny... You are wasting chocolate! Now, if the whole family AND a bunny were tied up together, I would be pissing myself with laughter!!

moonkissed
23:38 Apr 09 2009

why would i want to share my chocolate with the family? let them eat cake!

besides who says i am wasting chocolate? i will eat the bunny.

Old Ha
02:30 Apr 09 2009
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Sometimes, I am actually entertaining! Who knew? I came across this in my journal comments.

LaceworkLacerations

12:44:58

Nov 26 2008

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"Hot" is a matter of perspective. Just because you dislike it, doens't mean everyone else has to conform.

And on that note, she is pretty creepy tothe general population. . . . yepp.

CryingDutchess

12:47:36

Nov 26 2008

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Well, I have decided being choked with your underwear is HOT. Fisting the dead... sorry. I'm a necro-conservative.