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Huh?

01:27 May 20 2012
Times Read: 618


Headline on MSN:



"Panties Help Ward Off Camel Toe."



Really? Gee.


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deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
09:35 May 20 2012

what a great discovery





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
11:17 May 22 2012

That's a downer ... right?!!!!!





Morrigon
Morrigon
04:36 May 27 2012

WOAH! When did this happen!?!?





DestroyingAngel
DestroyingAngel
00:16 May 28 2012

LMAO!!! Oye vey...

this was one hell of a funny entry! Lol.



Ya know...my lazy ass female roommate had panties on the other day and she had a camel toe from hell. I think NASA could see from space lol....no lie lol. It was so bad that my sister and I could see it in all it's yucky glory and that was from the driveway in her car as she was dropping me off lmao (she was standing at the front door with leggings on...just kinda showing it off *cringes* ewwwww)!



I'll never be quite the same again after seein' that. I may need to check into gettin' some therapy and fast lol. :P





 

Texting for the Over-40 Set

02:26 May 17 2012
Times Read: 642


Friend of mine posted this on Facebook. Everyone knows LOL, WTF, and so on. Here are some codes for the more mature....



ATD...at the doctor's



BFF...best friend's funeral



BTW...bring the wheelchair



FWIW...forgot where I was



GGPBL...gotta go, pacemaker battery's low



GHA...got heartburn again



HGBM...had good bowel movement



IMHO..is my hearingaid on?



WAITT...who am I talking to?



GGLKI...gotta go, laxative's kicking in!



IPMSA....I've pissed myself again





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Xzavier
Xzavier
02:31 May 17 2012

I'm under 30 and I could use half of them!! lol





Seshat
Seshat
03:58 May 17 2012

TOO funny!





 

What They're Doing

00:10 May 16 2012
Times Read: 666


Be glad it isn't more detailed....you could see things like....





XXX is bitching in his journal over how sucky his life is.



XXX is telling everyone in her coven to downrate and dishonor XXX.



XXX is making another profile, bringing the total number of profiles she owns up to 28, including the two dead people.



XXX is giving her cell phone number out to every male online.



XXX is on cam with a wedgie.



XXX is in the Forum, trying to foster discussions on the long running feud between lycans and vampires.



XXX is posting an Admin-bashing kismet.



XXX is posting yet another journal entry on being bored.



XXX refers to VR as a "sight" for the 890th time.





Okay folks? See, it's not so bad. :P


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VW39
VW39
00:18 May 16 2012

Hey- that kismet was not bashing. Vampirewitch39 is a butt head!



;)





TheSYSTEM
TheSYSTEM
00:32 May 16 2012

Mine would say, TheSYSTEM is being sarcastic again. xD








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