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Lawsy. Someone just rated my profile and called me "dude"....

*checks" yup..boobs...va jay-jay, ability to change mind in 2.3 seconds..yup. I'm a female.

"dude."

LMFAO!

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HAWK2K
01:36 Aug 22 2008

But... in the early 90s, "Dude" became non-gender specific..... even girls called their female friends "dude"....



it could been worse.... he coulda called ya a "fella".



:P

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Angelus
00:53 Sep 02 2008

..or 'Love'.

Gawd, that irritates me, when it's 'just said'.

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Sometimes VR reminds me of a poster that used to hang in the employee lounge at a place I worked not long ago.

It said:

"I'VE BEEN ALL AROUND THE WORLD, BUT I AIN'T SEEN NO SHIT LIKE THE SHIT THAT GOES ON AROUND HERE!"



LMAO.

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BLOODLIFE
17:37 Aug 20 2008

LOL

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Theban
11:04 Dec 08 2009

So true...

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News item from the Chicago Sun-Times.



Denver bans the carrying of feces and urine for "nefarious purposes" as the Democratic Convention nears.

A move that law-abiding carriers of urine and feces can only applaud.

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Theban
11:03 Dec 08 2009

Lol

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From today's Chicago Sun-Times



"A British educator has proposed that schools stop penalizing students for such misspellings as "truely", "speach", "arguement", and "opertunity" rather than continue "beating ouselves and our students up over this problem."



*BANGS HEAD ON MONITOR*

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BLOODLIFE
09:37 Aug 12 2008

That's what happens when you pull at a thread of cotton!

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1. Pulled Slinky



2. Whiffle Welts



3. Decapitation by Experimental Razor Frisbee



4. Tripping over Silly String and landing on table saw



5. Slip N Slide N Concussion



6. Overcome by Fumes from Batch of Toxic Custom-Order Play-Doh for the Pentagon



7. Yo-yo Recoil Cranial Fracture



8. Burnt tongue from cafeteria chili



9. Punctured Water Weenie



10. Hula-Hoop Chafing



----from Late Night with David Letterman

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LaceworkLacerations
02:18 Dec 25 2008

"Slip'N'Slide? Slip'N'Bleed-from-the-Anus is more like it!"--Dane Cook.

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Theban
11:02 Dec 08 2009

Hula-Hoop Chafing really hurts!!!

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