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According to People magazine, Rutgers University in New Jersey paid pop culture princess Snooki $32,000 to address students there on March 31. The Nobel Prize-winning author Toni Morrison was paid $30,000 to deliver the school's commencement address in May.



Huh?



University officials assured critics that the money didn't come from state funds or tuition.



Cripes. I hope they paid her in dimes or something. It doesn't say what she said or how many students attended the address. What could the topic possibly have been? Tanning beds? Beer? Bar fights?



I mean, really.

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Bijou
04:02 Apr 07 2011

I swear those kids from the Jersey shore are the post people for birth control

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RedQueen
06:05 Apr 07 2011

I weep for the future of education...

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HAWK2K
01:05 Apr 08 2011

musta been a short speech....



because how long do people want to hear someone say "Duuuuuuuuuh" repeatly?



personally, I could only last 5 - 6 minutes.... 8 minutes if I was drinking.... heavily.



:)

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