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You need a secretary. You know: Hold my calls...answer those messages...get your ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!

Hey, I make a mean pie, lol.

Oi, I've been there. Not on here but logging on to Yahoo! to find that I've received 1,500 messages in two days was not cool, I had to change my address.

You know we all are awaiting the famous and entertaining message gems. Perhaps it is the easiest way to start with those first.

WHats thaT?? your taking it in the rear???? from hundreds!?!?!?



Wheres gummi and my video camera???



utube here i come

ohh I see "Hi I'm mister Popular. Everyone wants a piece of me you'll just have to wait your turn"



:P

Heh-heh.. heh-heh... Cancer said 'in the rears'... heh-heh.. heh-heh...

*Spits coffee on the keyboard laughing @ Scarlett's and birra's "literal" commentaries*

Now look what you 've started Scarlett!

Ok Bevis... You got a good one on there... :)

*goes for a rag to wipe his keyboard with*

Wait ... which rears are taking it? You've only got the one unless you've mutated since I was in Phoenix.

When I think of Scarlett, Cancer, and a Camera + youtube..it takes me back to that video he posted of her waxing his chest rofl...



i couldnt stop laughing hahahaha

That was awesome.



If they use that approach to everything more stuff would sell.

Good one lol

LOL very funny. Had to share that with my daughter. :D

That's the kind of thing that as soon as you see it, you think of the 4-5 guys you know that HAVE to see it! Linking them now...thanks, it's so funny!

Wonderful.



Absolutly one of those things that everyone will have to see and will be talking about.

I love it!

Not even golf is sacred to Vader.

lmao! i love it!...........

HA!!!!!

Now that was great.

Loved it, saved it, have to show it to everyone.

So simple, but so effective.

Lol fantastic.

i borrowed it for my jokes section and gave you the credit.



lol.