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If ever you need a secretary to answer messages like this for you...I'm here lmao

Heh....I'll never understand how you can resist messing with them. These people are hilarious.

I seriously think your Inbox needs a helmet so it doesn't get hurt by those messages.





But also, very funny. ;]

I probably respond to less than 5% of the messages/email I receive. There is no way for me to respond to them all.



I routinely get backlogged. Then I have to sit down and spend hours, cleaning my message and email boxes.

they love you! :D

Poor you. I thought we had some pretty stupid ones through the acolyte messages, but these steal the fangs, so to speak.

Lol my favorite section.

Well, thats adolescense for you...Never knowing when to quite B*tching.

oh how i love reading these :)

I love these too. They are always my favs to read. I agree, I will be your secretary too!

...And the Hits just Keep on Commin'!! ROFL! These are always so funny!

geez when you get comments like that its just worth it isnt it?...lol

Do you answer all of them? or just the ones that amuse you? LOL .... incredible. Thank you for sharing.

Very cool.

Hi...you have reached cancer's email..please use the following prompts...



Press 1. If You Are A Moron

Then Hit Alt F4 Together



Thank You And Buh Bye!

3-Or pull the plug before you hit send.

'deleat'

that has to be my favorite part.



and 'tords'.

wow.



*stares at the screen and blinks*

man ur reallyt poplar aren't u lol

Truely amazing.All those mambers with mulit accounts..

okay my eyesight might be shot...

Now thats what I am talking about...Gotta love speed. Brings in more traffic. Leave it up to the system problems to work others out.

The best time to do performance tuning is when a server or network is maxed out or bottlenecked. The network problems allowed me to tinker with numerous settings and optimize processes.

Yes and meanwhile I'm clicking frantically, tearing my hair out with mascara stained tears streaming down my cheeks.



;)

More! More! Faster!



I'm waiting for Cancer's upgrade from the PM experience to the Matrix account where I can just plug VR straight into my neck.

You are the men. ;)

lol the messages you get are insane thats for sure,glad i don't have to deal with nonesense like that.

I seriously feel sorry for your inbox. Getting messages like that ... dreadful.

I belive that these people are the reason that the hardware decided to fail...



*Growls*

Ahh...Some of my favorite moments on VR are your "Gems".



I must admit, however, that each time I send you a message I fear it will end up here!

Well face it, you are "intreeg"ing :P

yo yo yo yo



bitches keep rocking the set

cuz when they see me on this site

all have the chance to get wet

believe me when I say

being a vamp is quite hard

so tell me how to get those bitches

without acting like a tard

Ohh now Homeslice ..you GOTTA be makin that up !

Ahhh it's refreshing to feel better off than other people :P



And really, when are you going to help me become a reel vampire!??!?

"beem waiting for a reply for 10 minutes" Wow do you expect an immediat answer on a website of over 9000 members? Some poeple think they are the Queen of England ( no offence intended) reality check....plus if you want free stuff...go to your local slavation army place.

I love this part of your journal :D

lol now those are good

You are getting to be more and more popular.

I think I only love reading this crap because I'm not you. Poor poor you.



"Intreeging." Brilliant. o.0

I think being a "pince" is high enough don't you?



sheesh.

Unbelievable!! lol Man you are just sooo loved!! ;)

*Shakes head* Wow, I just can't believe how many crazy people send these little gems. I do live for this part of your journal, though.

LMAO!! And here I thought some of the messages I recieve were insane.......

I get the biggest kick out of these entries!

yeah ...yeah! ill take one of those free web sites to while your handing them out lmao

*beg*



Please point out my horrible spelling am grammar too!!



P.S- I am *begging* here Mr. "pince" sir!



=D



Instead of the free layouts; lets just start a donation for dictionaries.

There are things that make ya shake your head,

and there are things that make ya smile.

At least the *beg* is kinda cute.

Gahahahah!!!!

Wow, someone actually waited a FULL 10 MINUTES before sending another message! People are seriously misguided.

Yeah I'm with Queenmorbid. I like the "message Gems" sections of your journal. But i can't help but shake my head and feel sorry for you. because you probably get pounded with retarded messages like this on a daily basis. Poor Cancer!!!

My pleasure ;)

O.O Oh my I love it

That's a fabulous pic...;)

No wonder :)

It is wonderful!

Very photogenic dear sir. Lookin like a movie star, DAMN!!!!

From a photographer's POV, that picture is amazing. Kudos to Morrigon! :)

Stunning.

It's WONDERFUL!!!!

looks like an oil painting , very cool.

quite reminiscent of Yul Brynner in The King And I.

nice

indeed excellent work and good model too

very nice. looking sexy too hehe :)

Very Artistic.



Nice touch Morrigon.

I was about to say this is the very best picture of yours as an avatar... But of course, if Morri touched it, it is a magic touch for granted.

=)

I adore it.. kudos to Morrigan :)

Ah, I see! Coolio! =) Nnnniiice....I like the shading and old world look.

I agree that Starbuck is not the 12th, though one has to wonder how her reappearance can otherwise be explained, as well as with her "connection" to Earth. If she's not a Cylon, she's a frak'n demi-goddess.



I agree that the President is a likely candidate, but can a Cylon be afflicted with cancer? An interesting curiosity if possible.



Neither Admiral Adama nor his son can be Cylons because we know Cylons did not (until recently) have children.



We do at least have one confirmation from "Six of One" that the final 5 are in the fleet.

I read a Katee Sackhoff interview a couple of weeks ago that said they have filmed 14 episodes so far and she doesn't know if she's a Cylon yet!



What if it's someone totally left-field like Gaita (sp?) or Dee?



I hope it's not the President, her character is far too annoying for there to be copies of her!?



I think making it Starbuck would be too obvious as well, but everyone is going to think that so, double bluff?

Oh, it could be Adama. We already know there are other cylon children (Chief's baby). Or the original Adama was killed and replaced with the 5th.

I agree that it would be to obvious for starbuck to be the 12th. I agree with elderdaniel about the president and the cancer factor. I think it is Richard Hatch's character Tom Zarek. Why I don't know just have that feeling.



And it is to bad that this is the final season. I am looking forward to the new series "Caprica".

I hear ya. I am from the east coast and have tried virtually every Sam Adams known to man minus the extreme beers such as Utopia and Millennium.



Ok, I exaggerated, but I have tried about 23 different Sam Adams beers. The Patriot pack was amazing. When is the last time you had a "real" ginger ale or root beer?



The wheat beers that sam puts out are worth their weight in gold though.



Stay away from the Boston Lager and I was sorely disappointed in the Irish red.



P.S. Double and Triple boch tastes like a chocolate malt ball and will send you for a loop so be careful ;)

The Boston Lager is what I call regular Sam Adams. It sucks.

I got what you were saying and I agree, the Boston is the one I don't buy.



If you are in the east just give me a shout and I'll give some recommendations. The black dog summer is a nice one... but its all seasonal around hear too haha

dont know if they get it in arizona but dogfish chickory stout is a great beer , i know what you mean though they always make a great seasonal beer and take it away when the holidays are over.

Beer tastes like camel piss. No exceptions.

If you like SA White Ale, you might enjoy Blue Moon Belgian White. SA White Ale, is actually also a belgian white. While SA White has a bit of an orange back, Blue Moon leans more toward lemon, but definately still has the fruit background with the strong yeast introduction. Blue Moon is now produced by Coors (surprisingly) and is usually at the grocery store.



You are out of luck with Springboard. That beer is made with some weird shit. Wormwood, goji berries...I don't know of anything equivalent except to say that it shouldn't be all that difficult to replace fruit notes with a tart finish. But that is easier said than done.

I totally know what you mean. I loved Blue Moon's "Spring Moon" (spring, obviously), but they already replaced it with "Honey Moon" (summer). A little annoying, but I love Blue Moon regular so... eh.

*wonders if Daire every tasted camel piss*

I love your humour..real beer in the States...lol

I agree, Sam Adams Winter Lager kicks ass. How much ass? ALL. ALL the ass.

Love the Fat Tire, couldn't agree more about SA Boston Lager.

Two I have grown fond of myself are Sam Adams Cherry Wheat, and a Scottish Ale known as McEwans. McEwans is a darker ale, made by her majesties special brew in Scotland.



let me know if you have ever tasted it, and or enjoyed it.

I love bloodlife's humor. Real beer is alive and well in the states. The micro brew niche has done wonders for the market.

So much philosophy about beer like it is something actually? It is true that beer tastes like piss. I wonder do they really use worlds urine in its manufacture, the way they use liposuction fat to create the edible mass in a production of Snickers Bars, and other world popular sweets,(wich are not only sweet, but serve as great energy replenishers as well) since beer does not only taste like piss, but it smells like it. You might feel that exactly if you stick the nose deeper in to the glass and take a good wiff. Something is fishy there I am telling you, and it is very recognisable.

I have to agree with Daire...Not a big beer fan, I do have a friend who makes his own brews and those haven't been too bad.

I've found that dark beers, such as porters and stouts, appeal to me more. They're difficult to find in the US, but in Canada and Europe, they're available almost everywhere beer is sold.



It is true that Sam Adams beers are to be considered "limited edition" beers. They are an independent-brewery and tend to make HIGH QUALITY beers in short supply. If you can wait a year, it is possible that they will release the beer once more. :)



I totally understand your plight. As a dark beer lover, I don't often find what I like when I want a good beer to drink. At least it has kept me sober for the last few years... ROFL

It may be the case that the Sam Adams factory has a limited production capacity. Some beer factories only have the capability of running X (usually 5-10) types of beer at a time. When demand for micro-brew exploded, rather than retool, many factories chose the blended or season beer route. This way, they could offer more varieties of beer.



I do not know whether this is the case with Sam Adams or not.

It is very suspicious of something as well, about how Sneackers Bars melt in ones mouth. I am telling you, the global products manufacturing industry is not clean. Not clean at all. Especialy with the nuber of consumers worldy today. What do you think where do they get the liquid for beer? Where do they get all the mass for the swets, and it melts so? Certanly not from nature. Considering the number of the consumers globaly today, we would be living on the naked planet already, knowing how much stuff is needed for all these todays comodities to be manufactured in to consumption. It is very instinctual to conclude that All the Avalible "resources" are being skilfuly "recicled" for our own consumption. Resources like worlds urine, and liposuction fat. The proof is that if the complete worlds urine is being "deposited" in to the nature, than the whole planet would go so damn poluted in the ten years already, considering how many urinators/drinkers we have today as a whole of ones society, and thats not all, we have couple of Continets wich are consuming beer! Just understand how much amonia is that in nature! It would kill everything if just so released/deposited trough canalisation pipes. Fish would die, sky would rain acid every where, plants would die, not to mentione how planet would breathe amonia as a "substitute" for oxygen. Of course all these things in your beer and chocholate are UNIMAGINABLE! since todays knowledge of chemistry alows to change substances in to irrecognisable mass(less spicy-more spicy chemical proceedures), wich becomes automaticaly "edible" once they add sintetic artificial "tastes" and "vitamins" to the commercialy produced mass thanks to many many "resources" they can gather today trough our way of life. My point is that the people in charge do not mind beacuse we are eating real trash, instead of the real thing, just for their own benefit of "spending" less and making more. And they left it over to us, a plain innocent folk, to argue between our opinnions; "Why you are a nutbag!". People even go so far in the ignorant underinformed state of their minds about their enviornment, and they even comment the life/products as; "Ow that tastes good!" or; "Ow that is a little bit less good tasting, but I still like it!"



What a fraud.



If they only understood a little bit about chemistry their life would become really better, instead of confusing taste for quality.



OF COURSE evolution happens every MILLION years, thaks to this way of thinking-consuming.



How can you evolve like this eating trash?



And for what? For some stupid dumb greedy suits.

You never heard that idea before? "Shit for Energy"



Well thats it, shit for energy, it is a reality, contrary to left-right left-right left-right saying no-no faces.