This one is a keeper... no, wait... this one NEEDS a keeper!
07:28 Sep 10 2008
Times Read: 872
Okay... this made me laugh. I'm sharing it so you can have a laugh, too. I received this message on MySpace, but I have no intention of replying to him, as I see no point. Anyway, just read this... too funny. I have absolutely no idea how he would know that I have a "nice body shape", as there are absolutely NO PICTURES OF ME on my MySpace page... though, I am quite flattered that he thinks I have a pretty eyeball. lmao Then there's the part in the second paragraph where he basically says "well, enough about me", then he contiues on about himself. lmao I also wonder if his profile 'name' was supposed to be "Looking For My Other Half, Are You HER??" Regardless, I'm saving this message because it'll be great for when I need a good laugh. ;)
Oh, and an interesting side note: He has no "friends" listed on his MySpace page... other than Tom, who, as all us MySpacers know, is a given. I actually expected to see several women's profiles listed there.
Hmm... maybe I "AM" here/her!?! lol
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From: Looking For My Other Half,Are You Here??
Date: Sep 8, 2008 6:26 AM
Hello cutie,
How are u doing and how is things with u ?i am Dwayne by name and i am from New York in BROOKLYN,i just finished viewing ur profile and i was thrilled with what i see in u,and i think u are the type of woman i am looking for cos u looking good,have a nice body shape,have a great sense of humor,have a pretty eyeball to say it all u have all what i am looking for in woman and i just cant wait to get acquainted with u and see how it works...
To tell u about me. am 39yrs. am a very hard working and honest man who loves to laugh and have fun. I enjoy accomplishment. I enjoy traveling. I love to just walk on the beach or sit on the river bank and do nothing. I am a very dedicated and passionate person. Everything I do, I do it with passion --- work, play, love, live. I love to play volleyball. But that's more than enough about me for now. I am very fit and into rigorous physical training - not for appearance or even health but for performance in the sports I'm involved in (and it probably helps performance in the bedroom, as well, which, I guess, can be considered something of a sport if you approach it right). Tell me the things you like to do and what gives you pleasure, generally and in making love. I want to know what makes you laugh. I want to know what makes you smile. I want to know what causes emotion to sit inside of you..... i would be very happy to hear back from u, u can write me here.. or probably add me cos am .. now maybe we can chat for a while, Hope to hear from u Soon!! Be well i am ... Dwayne
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