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07:41 Sep 21 2008
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2 of 4 Very different/special friendship/protections stamps from a very cherished new friend....

07:43 Sep 19 2008
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This one is a keeper... no, wait... this one NEEDS a keeper!

07:28 Sep 10 2008
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Okay... this made me laugh. I'm sharing it so you can have a laugh, too. I received this message on MySpace, but I have no intention of replying to him, as I see no point. Anyway, just read this... too funny. I have absolutely no idea how he would know that I have a "nice body shape", as there are absolutely NO PICTURES OF ME on my MySpace page... though, I am quite flattered that he thinks I have a pretty eyeball. lmao Then there's the part in the second paragraph where he basically says "well, enough about me", then he contiues on about himself. lmao I also wonder if his profile 'name' was supposed to be "Looking For My Other Half, Are You HER??" Regardless, I'm saving this message because it'll be great for when I need a good laugh. ;)



Oh, and an interesting side note: He has no "friends" listed on his MySpace page... other than Tom, who, as all us MySpacers know, is a given. I actually expected to see several women's profiles listed there.



Hmm... maybe I "AM" here/her!?! lol




----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: Looking For My Other Half,Are You Here??

Date: Sep 8, 2008 6:26 AM





Hello cutie,

How are u doing and how is things with u ?i am Dwayne by name and i am from New York in BROOKLYN,i just finished viewing ur profile and i was thrilled with what i see in u,and i think u are the type of woman i am looking for cos u looking good,have a nice body shape,have a great sense of humor,have a pretty eyeball to say it all u have all what i am looking for in woman and i just cant wait to get acquainted with u and see how it works...



To tell u about me. am 39yrs. am a very hard working and honest man who loves to laugh and have fun. I enjoy accomplishment. I enjoy traveling. I love to just walk on the beach or sit on the river bank and do nothing. I am a very dedicated and passionate person. Everything I do, I do it with passion --- work, play, love, live. I love to play volleyball. But that's more than enough about me for now. I am very fit and into rigorous physical training - not for appearance or even health but for performance in the sports I'm involved in (and it probably helps performance in the bedroom, as well, which, I guess, can be considered something of a sport if you approach it right). Tell me the things you like to do and what gives you pleasure, generally and in making love. I want to know what makes you laugh. I want to know what makes you smile. I want to know what causes emotion to sit inside of you..... i would be very happy to hear back from u, u can write me here.. or probably add me cos am .. now maybe we can chat for a while, Hope to hear from u Soon!! Be well i am ... Dwayne



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CryingMist
CryingMist
07:36 Sep 10 2008

*blinks* hold on let me rubb my "eye ball" so I can re read it properly... this guy is a psychic...otherwise how would he know you are such a pearl





CryingDutchess
CryingDutchess
07:59 Sep 10 2008

Okay, Dwayne owes me a new pair of panties and bedsheets because I could not get to the bathroom in time to stop peeing from laughter!



Bloody hell, Caj, you never told me about the eyepatch, Ifind that to be so sexy in a woman! Especially, the type of woman I am looking for -- your nice body shape and sense of humor! Christ on a popsicle! I guess it must be because I am from New York. New Yorkers have a major hard-on for Cyclops.



Hey, why havent you listed all your deep emotional needs for MySPace readers? They have a right to know what emotions sit inside you, gives you pleasure generally and in making love! Sheesh, you are an ice queen.




deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
08:05 Sep 10 2008

HAHAHA!!!!!





LadyKrystalynDarkstar
LadyKrystalynDarkstar
09:23 Sep 10 2008

OH darn... and I thought he just wanted me!!! You biotch.





TheLivingDeadGirl
TheLivingDeadGirl
06:47 Sep 27 2008

No! He can't have you...your my BBC...MINE! hehe





dabbler
dabbler
02:24 Oct 18 2008

An obvious marketing Executive. I mean if 75% of communication is self promotion, he would be a loser, but just barely. i mean I know losers who would look twice at a guy like Dwayne hanging out with them.





CAJOME
CAJOME
07:49 Oct 18 2008

Unfortunately... or fortunately, as the case may be... I can only look at Dwayne once, since I've only got the one pretty eyeball, as everyone knows. ::carefully tweezes and brushes unibrow to keep it looking smart, sassy and oh so seductive::



alixaryon
alixaryon
01:15 Dec 05 2008

He sounds like a perfect man. A man that is willing to share equally the amount of attention and care he is dedicating to him self, with another person. Why are you making fun out of him?






 

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