The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the

driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy.

I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.



She said, "I have some really great news!"



I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."



She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and



down, told me that she was pregnant!



I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her,

"That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"



Then she said, "There's more."



I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"



She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have twins!"



Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked

her how she knew. She said...



(You're going to love this!)



"That was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a

home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack.



Both tests came out positive!"







my dad sent this in email it made me laugh .hope you all laughed to..but can we all say a big durrrrrr on the girl in this joke? haha