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Mommy and Baby are home...:D lil Miss Helena is doing just fine....





The Hospital Stay



Now After Having To Wait All Damn Day For A Hospital Bed On Saturday...I Finally Went Into The Hospital At 1:30 Am Sunday Morning......After Having To Sign All The Lovely Waivers And All That Happy Horse BS.... Mommy Was In Her Hospital Room And Waiting When BAM!! Back Labor....THAT SUX...So I Asked For Pain MEDS (They're Nice) After Having The Shot Of The Staydol (sp?) The Epidural Guy Gave Me The Bestest THING...NO MORE BACK LABOR!!!! Then It Was A Waiting Process...At 5:03 PM She Was Born....:D



Mommies Lil Girl Is The Sweetest Thing EVER



I LOVE YOU HONEY.....

Tommorow Morning At 5 am (April 22nd 2006) The Bionic Woman (As Batman Calls Me) Will Be Admitted Into The Hosptial To Give Birth To My Daughter Helena Ivory Rose (The Middle Name Is The Namesake To The Queen Of Yummy)...The Yummy Queen Will Be Kept Up To Date On The Progress Of Mommy And Baby!!!



WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!!!







Update 10:47 Pm: After Waiting 10 Millon Hours It Seems Like....I'm Finally Going Into The Hospital!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Batman,Wonder Woman I LOVE YOU BOTH!!!!

Tommorow Is Judgement Day......And Miss Ivory gives me this Yummy Entry.... Yummy



The Yummy Queen Makes Me Smile And Laugh At The Same Time...:P



Edit 11:13 PM

This Is What Happens When The Yummy Queen And I Get Started On Pixie Children On Yahoo!!!





Melanie: MOMMY MOMMY Auntie Melanie Said That I Could Take The Car For A drive!

Ivory : oh shit!

Melanie: HA!

Melanie: oh god were so in for it

Melanie: just wait till Bloodrose has kids

Melanie: HA!

Ivory : O_O

Ivory : uh oh

Ivory : wild pixies everywhere

Melanie: AHHHHHH

Ivory : and mommies with beer in their hands. lol

Melanie: HA!

Melanie: sitting around taking pictures of them with their footie pajamas on and their color marks on the walls

Melanie: and on the CAT!

Melanie: my mom thought that was absolutly hilarous when I told her about your pixies coloring the cat

Ivory : "Melanie, can you pass the prozac please?"... "Sure, Ivory... just as soon as Bloodrose takes hers and I set this beer down"

Melanie: LMAO!!!

So Thursday Is Judgement Day....To Find Out Whether Or Not Im Going Into Labor ALOT EARLIER THAN I Anticipated...Hell I've Wanted Labor For Over 2 Weeks Now...BLAH....This Is What Comes Of Being A New Mommy...The Incubation Period...Im Glad Im Not An Elephant Whose Pregnant For A SHIT LOAD LONGER!!!!



Im Scared Of The New Atmosphere...I Don't Mind It Cause I've Wanted Children For My Entire Life...Just Wasn't Expecting Her So Soon..But She Is My Miracle Child And Regardless Of What Happens...I Love Helena....



Alot Of VR Women Are Recent Mommies (Khayman,PhoneixTempest,GothpunkstarfightersWife) I Now Am Going To Be Adding Myself To The Mix...To All OF The Mom's On VR New Or Have Older Children...Welcome Me To The Mix...:D



On Another Note...If The Damn Postman Doesn't Show Up Tommorow With The Yummy Queen's Package For Her Namesake Im Going To The Post Office With A Cell Phone Just To Irriate The People Behind The Counter.......

3 Days Till I Find Out If I'm Going To Be Induced Into Labor....I'm Terrified Due To The Fact That I Hate Needles The Last I Was In A Hospital I Almost Overdosed On Stupid Shit.....And My Daughter Is Now Healthy Enough To Survive Out Of The Womb.....The Support System I've Had Throughout This Entire Pregnancy Had Been Wonderful...And I'll Name Them Each And Give Them A Proper Thank You



Ivory-The Queen Of Yummy Who Has Delt With My Hormonal Outbursts And Given Me The Best Advice On How To Raise A Child...And Giving Me The Laughs Of Her Own Pixie Children's Stories On Coloring The Walls And The CAT!!!! MOMMY MOMMY LOOK WHAT I DID TO THE CAT!!!! I'll Love Her Always And That Is Why She Is Auntie Ivory...:D I LOVE YOU!!!!!



Mom-My Labor Coach...The Person Who Has Supported Me When Asshole Hasn't And Continued To Be A Jerk Off....And Has Helped Me With Getting All Of The Correct Things That A Baby Needs...I Never Thought That A Baby Needed This Much Shit..BUT FUCK!!! And She's Shared Her Own Experiences Of Her Labor With Me And My 2 Siblings.....



Narakyndryn (AKA JESS)- My Friend Who's Always Belived In Me And Stuck By Me When She Could...I LOVE YOU!!!



And Asshole For Finally Making Me See That I Can Do It Without You....I Have Always Thought That I Needed You In My Life In Your Daughters Life To Help With The Emotional Strain...But You Continue To Be A Jerk..And She Doesn't Need A Father Like That....

This Is For The Batman...*poke*





HE HE HE HE HE HE HE All HAIL THE BATMAN!!!





*pokes and runs away*

MAYBE JUST MAYBE TODAY!!! I Will Have A New Computer!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!





I Want To Go POP!!!

Can Someone Stick A Fork In Me IM DONE!!!!! At least I hope Im done

I love the non yahoo make me laugh chat...:D....I LOVE YOU IVORY!!!



*Does The Yummy Dance*



Now On Yahoo Confence...Random Labyrinth Quotions!!!!

Art...All I Can Say Is Art....I Just Got Done Watching Phillp Seymour Hoffman Play Truman Capote...DAMN!!! I've Read Capote's Stuff Just Not In Cold Blood Although I Have The Book In MY House And Now Im Really Tempted To Read It....The Way Capote Sounds In This Movie And Apparently In Real Life IS FUCKING Creepy....And The Way That The Film Progress Is Just ART!!!! Now If You Don't Get Movies Like Capote You Will Be Seriously Confused..Like Watching Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas Sober OR While Not Under The Influnce Of Any Sort Of Narctoic..Literally My Head Feels Like Its Going To Explode.....Now Phillp Seymour Hoffman is EXCELLENT And He Damn Well Deserved His Academy Award....I Can't Belive How Much This Book Literally Turned Him Insane...Or Brought Fourth His Acoholism Alot Sooner....Dah MY Brain Is Fried And The Art Work And The Way The Film Progresses Is Just WOW!!!!!!! The Cinematography Is Excellent...A Movie That I Am Going To Add To My Collection...:D

Now This Is The One Reason Why I Wish I Could Win The Lottery...Today While Watching Tv The Cable Company Pulled Up Into My Driveway and Me Not Thinking Anything Of It I Let The Asshole Work...He's Not Even There 5 Minutes And My Cable Is Cut Off.....I Call The Cable Company And The Fucktards Can't Come Out Till Tommorow...So im Like Blah...But My Dad Called Them Back After He Got Home From Work...Apparently They Did An Audit On Our Account..Now We've Had The Same Service For 5 Years And The Same Channels Without A Problem....The Fuckers Gave Us The Wrong Service And They Cut Us Off But Waited 5 FUCKING YEARS Before They Cut Off The Cable...So Now I Have No Cable Anymore....GRRRRRRRRRRR...But I Did Watch Narnia Today And It Was Pretty Damn Good...:D.......Baby Is Due In 3 Weeks AHHHHHHH I Go Back To The Doctor Tommorow...Maybe Possibly I've Started To Dialate...:D

To The Wonderful Future Ms Deity Attorney At Law.....



California Will Be Gaining The Most Talented People I Have The Privlage To Know....I Will Miss You And Hope That Your Travels Will Be Safe And Secure...And Now Im Getting All Teary Eyed And Sappy...*Cries* I LOVE YOU!!!!





Deity Edit :

♥ you too.

Now Me Being Due In 3 Weeks...Little Things Amuse Me... Like Ivory's Pixies Coloring The Cat!!! LMAO!!!! This Morning After Taking A Yummy Shower (Cause I Can't Take One Without Someone In The House) I Turned On The VH1 When OMG They're Actually Playing Videos!!! ITS A SHOCK!!!!!!! And There It Was A Song Posted In The Queen OF Yummy Goodness Profile...The Song!!! Unwritten...What Did I Do......DANCE DANCE DANCE Like A Mad Pregnant Woman!!!



*Dances*