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There are 4 players (Colt, Trinity, Joel, and Levana, who will win the game?)



Colt: Apples Kill people

Trinity:But there are sooo good

Joel: Can we not talk about apples?

Levana: Dont you like apples?

Colt: EAT the apple!

Trinity: Fear the apple!

Joel: Get the damn thing away from me!

Levana: Havent you ever had an apple?

Colt: I dont believe!

Trinity: Just try one

Joel: Kites are beautiful

Levana: Like me!

Colt: Man, your blind

Trinity: No, Levana is beautiful

Joel: Okay then?

Levana: Please eat an apple

Colt: Quiltes are soft

Trinity: Really soft

Joel:Softer than bunnies

Levana:This is an outrage!

Colt: Under whos' law?

Trinity: Violance gets you nowhere

Joel:Why would you say that?

Levana:X-rays are danergous

Colt:Your just saying that

Trinity:Zits are nasty!

Joel:And your saying this why?

Levana:Bananas are delisious!

Colt: Cats are nasty

Trinity:Dont judge cats!

Joel:Everyone cant keep a good conversation

Levana:Forget a better conversation

Colt:Go get your rain coat!

Trinity: Havin rain fall

Joel: I'll fall ill

Levana: Just ignore Joel

Colt: Okay

Trinity: Lets go dancing!

Joel: Must be hyper

Levana: Nope, just a good time for dancing

Colt: Oh! I'll just leave then

Trinity: Please everyone!!

Joel: Queen Levana has arrived!

Levana: Rice cakes for everyone!!

Colt: Sit down and die

Trinity: Thats an insult!

Joel: Underwear is overrated

Levana: Violins are awesome

Colt: What is wrong with us?

Trinity: X-marks the spot

Joel: Your a pineapple

Levana: Zebras are weird

Colt: And your not?

Trinity: But I like being weird

Joel: Could this be anymore annoying?

Levana: Dang we are good!

Colt: Eh, I know I am

Trinity:Forget you Colt

Joel: Geez. Now fightings?

Levana: Hey calm down

Colt: Well I am Awesome!... Shoot...



(Colt is out)



Trinity:I cant believe he messed up

Joel: Just conceded

Levana:kkkkkk....

Trinity:Lets continue

Joel:Man, Im running out of ideas

Levana: No! Dont run out!

Trinity: Okay, but what to do?

Joel: Pretend again?

Levana: Quite good

Trinity: But how?...Wait... Nooo!!!



(Trinity is out)



Joel: Really?

Levana: Sad...

Joel: This is getting harder

Levana: Understatement

Joel: Very good save

Levana: Why thank you

Joel: X's are the hardest

Levana: Yes, so is Z

Joel: Zap! I shocked you

Levana:AH! Ur mean!

Joel: but you love me

Levana: Cant say I dont

Joel: Dont you love me?

Levana: Exactly

Joel: Fine

Levana: Get over it

Joel: Have you no heart?

Levana: I was just kidding

Joel: Just go, you have broken me

Levana: Kitties make me feel better

Joel" Leave me be

Levana: mr. please

Joel: No

Levana: oh... come on

Joel: Please let me pee

Levana: Quit it!! Ew!!

Joel: Really... Let me pee

Levana: Stop that!

Joel: This is hurting

Levana: Understood

Joel: Visious bladder

Levana: Why are you telling me this?

Joel: X-ray my bladder

Levana: Your sick

Joel:Zealand is pretty

Levana: Are you serious?

Joel: Boy I am

Levana: Clouds are soft

Joel: Dont change the subject

Levana:Eating food is good

Joel: Fer-Sure

Levana: Goats are ugly

Joel: Ham is good

Levana: Im running around

Joel: Just like an idiot

Levana: Krystal is a pretty name

Joel: Members only

Levana: nice one

Joel: ONE is the lonlinest number I could ever do

Levana: Pain in my ears

Joel: Quiet! I sing very good

Levana: Really?

Joel: Singing is my talent

Levana: Talent you dont have

Joel: Universe is big

Levana: Very interesting

Joel: What is wrong?

Levana: X is a stupid letter

Joel: Yeah I know

Levana: Zippers are annoying

Joel:Anything can be annoying

Levana: Brave one

Joel: Cunning too

Levana: Dont make me laugh

Joel: Everyone knows

Levana: Fascinating

Joel: Girl, dont act like you dont know

Levana: Had enough?

Joel: Im just getting started

Levana: Just continue

Joel: Kings dont have to continue

Levana: Let me guess, your a king?

Joel: Miss, you know I am

Levana: Never will be

Joel: Oh please

Levana: Prince Loser

Joel: Quite Sharp

Levana: Right I am

Joel: Sorry dont talk to idiots

Levana: Thats a load of crap!

Joel:Understand?

Levana: Very close

Joel: Way to go

Levana: X-men couldnt help you

Joel: You make no sense!

Levana: Zibras are smarter than you!

Joel: Arent you funny?

Levana: Better believe it

Joel: Case your wondering, your stupid

Levana: Didnt you already say that?

Joel: Envious?

Levana: Fearless

Joel:Got that right

Levana:Ha... yeah

Joel: Idiot...

Levana: Jerk!

Joel: Kowala Bear!

Levana: Liar!

Joel: Misfit!

Levana: Nasty boy!

Joel: Oh no you didnt

Levana: Please move on becuz your done

Joel: Quitter

Levana: Redneck!

Joel: Stupid!

Levana: Tramp!

Joel: Ugly!

Levana: Violent Loser!

Joel: Woman...

Levana: X-....men....





The game goes on and on, and soon to where Levana and Joel forgive and forget.... (That and I am too lazy to write the rest)

Teachers: Most teachers in-general are to blame for not only stress but suicide of young teens in school. For their carelessness, the treachers sometimes push the teens over the limit. Teachers can either be blind or not care for teens in need of help. They get to forceful of the teen to just do simple school work. Sometimes teachers cant see the tears of their teens.

(How do I feel to prevent this suicide?)

My opinion: Teachers all in-general should be more patient with the teens. Dont be careless to a teens emotional state. Teens are wanting someone to trust and be there for them. If teachers dont care, what will make the students care?



Parents: More percentages of parents today are having children at such a young age. Half of the stress and attempt of suicide starts at home. Either of abuse, sexual contact, or lack of affection. Teens look up to their family, if they have no one to turn too, how do they know their teens will be there in the morning? Parents just dont know how their actions can mentally, physically and emtionally scar and hurt their teens.

(How can we stop this?)

My Opinion: Parents or adults need to want until they are ready to have children. They would also need to go to therapy or an angermanagment class. Parents, you need to show you love and care about your child. Stop pressuring them. They already have enough from school



School:In every school you have the "clicks" People who think they are better than others. Teens will try really hard to destory each others reputation. The "popular" group is the worst part of school. They will mess and hurt anyone and everyone just for their own amusment. The "snobs" just dont understand the value a lfie. Teens are really into their self-esteem,and the "better-than-you" group will crush them and that makes anyone feel worthless.

(What can we do?)

My opinion: There should be no clicks, people should be treated equal. They need to show no one is worthless

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hannahrose
08:16 Jun 04 2011

I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY AS I HAVE A 10 YEAR OLF AUTISTIC SON WHO IS CONSTANTLY BULLIED BY BOTH STAFF AND STUDENTS AND WHEN I COMPLAIN THEY JUST SAY - HE IS AUTISTIC ITS HIS FAULT. TEACHING STAFF SHOULD BE THERE TO HELP THE STUDENT LEARN THEIR LESSONS AND TO TEACH COMPASSION AND TO SUPPORT THE STUDENT, NOT JUDGE CRITISISE AND REFUSE TO HELPCTHE STUDENTS WHEN THEY HAVE PROBLEMS.

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Army
17:27 Jun 04 2011

Today's world is already "kinder and gentler" toward children. Yall are hardly pressured at all anymore and look at the result. More teen drops out of school and do drugs because they're allowed to do whatever the hell they want. You have more teens getting pregnant and starting families way too early because there's no pressure to finish school or get jobs right away. It's not that the kids are too pressured. I was pressured a lot more than most kids and it made me try even harder just so I could get away from it. The problem is that the kids think they're entitled to everything and can't stand it when they don't get it. Kids commit suicide over getting their phones taken away now. How is that the teacher's fault?

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Well back to square one feeling pathetic I cant look at her, I cant bare to see her face. I should just stay in the shadows that way I can cry my eyes out just like a worthless child

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hannahrose
08:18 Jun 04 2011

YOU ARE NOT WORTHLESS. IT IS OK TO CRY IT IS BETTER TO LET GO OF YOUR PAIN THEN BOTTLE IT UP AND BECOME EVEN MORE UNHAPPY. YOU SHOULDNT BE ASHAMED TO CRY IF YOU NEED TO. I CRY WHEN I NEED TO AND I AM MUCH OLDER THEN YOU.

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Just because you have no history with someone doesnt mean you cant MAKE history. You feel lost because you got out of a relationship, and if they arent going to fight for you, they arent worth anything. Go with the person you think is going to make the most history and live happily

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hannahrose
08:20 Jun 04 2011

WELL SAID, I COULDNT HAVE PUT THIS BETTER MYSELF . I HAVE BEEN WHERE YOU HAVE AND I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD FIND A PARTNER WHO WOULD REALLY LOVE ME AND MAKE ME HAPPY BUT I HAVE. I HOPE THAT ONE DAY YOU WILL FIND THE PARTNER WHO WILL MAKE YOU AS HAPPY AS MY PARTNER MAKES ME.

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People never understand why I cut myself,or well used to cut myself, They couldnt see it because of how my life is. Great mother, caring step-father, a roof over my head, and food to eat. The reason I cut myself is becaus one of those "great" things. Step-Father as in... NOT real. The question still remains in the past. "Why Daddy? Why me? I was your own flesh and blood... How... How could you just abandon me?

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VampireGoddess666
07:41 Jun 04 2011

Oh My....................I can so relate.............LITERALLY!!!!!



I used to cut as well. Same life as you with family. But my father left my mother pregnant with me at 6 months. I never saw him, got to know him, never got to understand.......why he never wanted me, was it because I wasn't a boy? Could it be that he never wanted to be a father? Why?..........................ME? This is how I felt through my whole life. An still feel the hurt he has caused and brought onto me all these years.



I know and understand how you feel.

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HecateProxy
15:56 Jun 04 2011

That is....a difficult situation that many cannot relate too.

I, sadly enough, can....but I found my answers when I traced the bastard down. Trust me.....no matter if the step isnt the real father. Even if they might be a moron old school pot head (my case) they tend to be better than the loser who left.

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Army
18:58 Jun 04 2011

So you cut because you have daddy abandonment issues? Wow. No offense but that's really lame. I was raped, beaten, and tortured and I never cut. You make people look bad.

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Why does it fell like I always cause this pain myself? Always unhappy, even though someone loves me? But why so? Why would ANYONE love a monster like me... Heaven only knows.

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SeleneLight
18:37 Jun 05 2011

Becuase your not a monster, I see you. I do know. I understand and i see something more and better then a monster.

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Let's say, you meet the person of your dreams, may it be boy or girl, say you fall for them hard and think "Hey, This will last forever!" But that person leaves and breaks your heart and you think your just going to die. You cant sleep, eat, or think unless you have them. Then time goes by and your heart is finally mended. But yet here you are again, fallen in love with someone again. We're stupid right? We repeatively get hurt over and over. When will we learn? Why the fuck does love even matter?

The world is one big shit hole! Where idiots, addictives, and government monkey's control the idiots and addictives lives thinking they are better than the rest of the world. WHAT A LIFE!! Your born into 3 levels of lfie, rich, middle class, or poor. And everyway you look at it your FUCKED into life. See, if your born rich, you become a spoiled little brat where NO ONE really likes you so you think "Your life sucks." If your poor, people pick on you because your less fortunate then them so your the misfit outcast; so your view on life, also sucks. Now middle class, your stuck in the middle of course, people think they are better than you, others think they have it worst then you, so your like "Fuck, These dumbasses dont know me!" So you cant trust anyone.

Now your all grown-up, the rich still rich, the poor either middle class now or still poor, and middle class might have moved up or moved down. Now if your rich, here is your dilema when your older. People use you, use your money, and your "lovers" mess around with your family members or friend! So now life sucks as a child and an adult. For the poor or middle class, you have a job, kids, the "good life" as you call it, unless your kids start to disrespect you, your loved ones also sleeping around on you, or you lose EVERYTHING. Now again, life sucks as a kid, and an adult. And for all the other normal middle class, your still like "fuck! These dumbasses dont know me!" So again your life sucks too.

Everyone may think "Oh well, fuck my life sucks" Because guess what.... LIFE SUCKS!! This is just one HUGE competition who can kill themselves first! So know you know, LIFE SUCKS!!... Get over it...

People like me, then love me, eventually hating me, I dont try to make people love me, it just happens...

What a monster I am; I hope people begin to hate me, Im just a worthless monster!

Fuck Life. No meaning, just despair, sadness and hate. Life is not very meaningful or useful to me. Just another reason for suicide! YAY SUICIDE!

(Insert Slow and Painful Death Here)

No reason to cry. No reason to worry, Because in this day and age everything kills you! I know, wonderful right? A way to end up in the grave without even trying...



FANTASTIC!!!

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hannahrose
08:13 Jun 04 2011

THAT IS NOT TRUE. YOU ARE NOT WORTHLESS. OYU HAVE A LOT OF POTENTIAL. IF PEOPLE DONT ACCEPT YOU THE WAY YOU ARE, THEN THAT IS THEIR ISSUE. PROBLEM AND THEIR LOSS. YOU SEEM LIKE A VERY SMART CARING AND THOUGHTFUL PERSON WHO I AM HAPPY TO HAVE AS A FRIEND. I WISH YOU LIFE'S BEST ALWAYS. HANNAHROSE.

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God, Why did I date her? She got on my nerves, She drove me crazy! I always felt like crying, I felt trapped, Caught in an endless relationship, Why couldnt I just end it? Why couldnt I be strong enough? If I would have broken up with her, she could have threatened to kill herself and I did not want her death on my hands. I mean she couldnt put that guilt on me to carry for the rest of my life. I wanted to be alone, wanted to be free. No restrictions, no boundaries, no girlfriend or relationship. Why did it have to be so hard? Long distance is even harder. Why couldnt it have been easy? It was easier back in the day I was nice, technically very young when I had my first long distance relationship, and I didnt know what a real relationship was until I was Thirteen and met Coraliss, then... everything was down hill from there