Funnnny.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
uh oh.
If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
Nooooooooo, the horror, ahhhahaaha.
Can you hear my agony?
Long Survey About Yourself | |
What time are you starting this?: | 10 am |
Name?: | Danielle |
Nicknames?: | Peanut, Spaz, Pinky |
Date of birth?: | 8/18/88 |
Sex?: | Very good thank you. I kid, female. |
Height?: | 5'3 |
Eye color?: | Blue |
Where were you born?: | Augusta |
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: | 18 in one lil cupcake |
Pets?: | Ivy and zim |
Hair color?: | Black |
Piercings?: | I have a few. |
Town you live in?: | Fantasy |
Favorite foods?: | chicken |
Ever been to Africa?: | No |
Been toilet papering?: | asked, but no/ |
Love someone so much it made you cry?: | Yeah. |
Been in a car accident?: | lol, Yeah. |
Croutons or bacon bits?: | eh...croutons |
Favorite day of the week?: | friday |
Favorite resturant?: | zaxby's |
Favorite flower?: | lilies |
Favorite sport to watch?: | rollar durby |
Favorite drink?: | mtdew |
Favorite ice cream flavor?: | chocolate |
Warner Bros. or Disney?: | uh. disney |
Favorite fast food restuarant?: | um,wendys |
Carpet color in your bedroom?: | blue |
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: | ...twice |
Whom did you get your last email from?: | the msn group im in, I dont have real friends. |
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: | um...Toys R us or target. |
What do you do most often when you are bored?: | Internet, sleep. |
Most annoying thing to say to me?: | Talking in a country accent kinda disgust me. |
Bedtime?: | 10-11 (eeek) |
Favorite TV show?: | um HEROES |
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: | um Russell |
Been out of country?: | Nope. |
Believe in magick?: | Indeed |
Ford or Chevy?: | uh..ford |
What are you listening to right now?: | apc |
Have you ever failed a grade?: | nope |
If you have, what grade did you fail?: | ... |
Do you have a crush on someone?: | Yeah that whole sha lala |
Do you have a bf/gf?: | Yesh. |
If so, what is their name?: | Russell |
How long have you been together?: | since july |
What are you wearing right now?: | Pjs pants and a tank. Oh and red slippers. |
Would you have sex before marriage?: | Yes. |
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: | lol. Yeahhhh |
Are you a virgin?: | I plead the 5th |
Do you smoke?: | ew. |
Do you drink?: | no. |
Are you ghetto?: | lol. Kinda |
Are you a player?: | uh no |
What are your favorite colors?: | silver and black and purple |
What is your favorite animal?: | Domestic-Dog Wild- Panada |
Do you have any birthmarks?: | Yesh, I have a perfect circle on my upper thigh. |
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: | Oh yes |
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: | Russell |
Have you ever been slapped?: | lol, Actually no I dont think so |
Do you get online a lot?: | not as much as I use to. |
Are you shy or outgoing?: | bit of both |
Do you shower?: | yesh |
Do you hate school?: | No |
Do you have a social life?: | kinda |
How easily do you trust people?: | no |
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: | yeah |
Would you ever sky dive?: | um...no. Not seeing it |
Do you like to dance?: | I lurv to dance |
Have you ever been out of state?: | yeah |
Do you like to travel?: | I love it |
Have you ever been expelled from school?: | No |
Have you ever been suspended from school?: | Yes |
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: | yeah |
Are you spoiled?: | no |
Are you a brat?: | no |
Have you ever been dumped?: | yeah |
Have you ever gotten high?: | old days |
Do you like snapple?: | no |
Do you drink a lot of water?: | no |
What toothpaste do you use?: | crest |
Do you have a cell phone?: | yeah but i dont use it |
Do you have a curfew?: | no |
Who do you look up to?: | People who have achieved stuff |
Are you a role model?: | i dunno |
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: | Six flags woot |
What name brand do you wear the most?: | uh walmart brand. lol |
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: | My pentacle and my pentacle ring |
What do you want pierced?: | Ive got all the piercings I want so far |
Do you like takin pictures?: | Indeed |
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: | no |
Do you have a tan?: | kinda |
Do you get annoyed easily?: | yeah |
Have you ever started a rumor?: | no |
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: | no |
Do you have your own pool?: | my yard floods. |
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: | boxers |
Do you have any siblings?: | yeah |
Have you ever been played?: | i dunno |
Have you ever played anyone?: | no |
Do you get along with your parents?: | kinda |
How do you vent your anger?: | draw or sing |
Have you ever ran away?: | yeah |
Have you ever been fired from a job?: | no |
Do you even have a job?: | lol no |
Do you daydream a lot?: | indeed |
Do you have a lot of ex's?: | no |
Do you run your mouth?: | no |
What do you want a tattoo of?: | artwork |
What do you have a tattoo of?: | nothing yet |
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: | boy |
What does your most recent crush look like?: | hmmm russell |
Whats her/his name?: | russell |
Have you ever been bitched out?: | ? |
Are you rude?: | no |
What was the last compliment you recieved?: | "love the shirt" |
Do you like getting dirty?: | mud wrestling? |
Are you flexiable?: | eh |
What is your heritage?: | German, Irish, french, indian...blah blah |
What is your lucky number?: | 13 |
What does your hair look like right now?: | ponytail |
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: | lol I just questioned that this morning, no. |
Describe your looks?: | somedays im plain jane and other days im crazy jane |
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: | blue |
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: | no |
Would you ever date someone older than you?: | yes |
When was the last time you were drunk?: | never |
How many rings until you answer the phone?: | two, butthats after i check teh caller i.d |
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: | no |
If yes, when was the last time?: | --- |
When was the last time you went on a date?: | eh i dunno |
Do you look more like your mother or father?: | neither, im odd |
Do you cry a lot?: | no |
Do you ever cry to get your way?: | maybe |
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: | uh |
Are you the romantic type?: | i try |
Have you ever been chased by cops?: | no |
What do you like most about your body?: | get a new one |
What do you like least about your body?: | the body part |
When did you have your first crush?: | in kindergarten |
When was the last time you threw up?: | i dunno |
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: | brunettes |
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: | ew |
What about cleavage?: | hehe |
Is your best friend a virgin?: | one of em |
Have you ever fucked someone up?: | lol thats what they say. lol i dunno |
Have you ever been fucked up?: | not recently |
What theme does your room have?: | "cover the white" |
What size show do you wear?: | 8 1/2 |
What is your screen name on AIM?: | Petite Mortea18 |
How are you feeling right now?: | low |
When was the last time you were at a party?: | halloween |
Have you ever given a lapdance?: | a few |
Have you ever recieved one?: | many |
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: | yeah |
What is one of your bad qualilties?: | hmm paranoia |
What is one of your good qualilties?: | caring |
Would you marry for money?: | never |
What do you drive?: | lol, and car with no brakes |
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: | momma |
So?: | what |
Well?: | ok |
When was the last time you cried in school?: | when my mom left |
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: | no |
What kind of music do you like?: | industrial |
Would you ever bungee jump?: | no |
What is your worst fear?: | rats |
Would you ever join the army?: | no |
Do you like cows?: | they sink |
If you were to die today, what would you do?: | die |
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: | learn to spell |
Do you like to party?: | kinda |
Hearts or broken hearts?: | hearts |
Moons or stars?: | moooons |
Coke or pepsi?: | coke |
Favorite scent?: | lavender |
Favorite band?: | rammstein |
Would you ever dye your hair red?: | maybe, fire red |
How many languages can you speak?: | one and kinda two |
What time are you finishing this?: | 10-33 |
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[ NOW ]
Current mood:blah
Current music: typing
Current taste: my sandwich for lunch
Current hair: down.
Current clothes: jeans, band tee, shoes
Current annoyance: headache from meds
Current smell: college
Current thing I should be doing: reading
Current windows open: Vr
Current desktop picture: school stuff
Current favorite band: Rammstein
Current book: faerie magic
Current cd in stereo: romeo and juliet cd
Current crush: Russ russ
Current favorite celeb: eh.
[ DO YOU.. ]
Smoke?: no.
Do drugs?: not anymore
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: yes
Remember your first love?: Russell
Still love him/her?: yesh
Read the newspaper?: comics
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: lol yeah
Believe in miracles?: sure
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: i guess.
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: eh
Consider love a mistake?: its a bitch, not a mistake
Like the taste of alcohol?: no
Have a favorite candy?: reeses
Believe in astrology?: yep
Believe in magic?: yep
Believe in god?: god(s)
Have any pets: yesh
Go to or plan to go to college: im here.
Have any piercings?: a few
Have any tattoos?: not yet
Hate yourself: no
Have an obsession?: indeed
Have a secret crush?: no.
Have a best friend?: a few
Wish on stars?: yesh
[ LOVE LIFE ]
Ever been in love?: yes
When did you lose your virginity?: 16
Do you believe in love at first sight?: no
Do you believe in "the one?": no.
Describe your ideal significant other:
Nice, funny, and openminded
[ETC]
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: yes
Have you ever been intoxicated?: yes
Have you ever been caught "doing something?": no
Are you a tease?: so they say.
Shy to make the first move?: lol no.
[ APPEARANCE ]
Hair: black, long bangs.
Eyes: blue
Height: 5'3
[ LAST THING.. ]
Bought: Subway sandwich
Ate & Drank: breakfest
Read: newspaper
Watched on TV: Dick
[ EITHER OR.. ]
beer or cider: ew
drinks or shots: drinks
cats or dogs: dogs
single or taken: taken
pen or pencil: pencil
gloves or mittens: mittens
food or candy: food
cassette or cd: cd
coke or pepsi: coke
[ WHO DO YOU WANT TO.. ]
kill: nobody
get really wasted with: your mom
look like: me
avoid: this crazy black women who wants me to do a spell for her.
[ LAST PERSON YOU.. ]
saw: jennifer
talked to on the phone:russell
hugged: russell
instant messaged: i dunno
[ HAVE YOU EVER.. ]
Drank alcohol?: yesh
Done drugs?: yesh
Broken the law?: probably
Run away from home?: yes
Broken a bone?: no
Played Truth Or Dare?:yes
Kissed someone you didn't know?:ew no
Been in a fight?: yes
Come close to dying?: yes
[ WHAT IS.. ]
Your bedroom like?: crazy
Your favorite thing for breakfast?: muffins
Your favorite restaurant?: zaxbys
What's on your bedside table?: candles
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?: cold pizza
What is your biggest fear?: death and rats
Describe your bed: small and comfy
Spontaneous or plain?: spomtaneous
Do you know how to play poker?: no
What do you carry with you at all times? pentacle
What do you miss most about being little? living in imagination wasnt consider wrong
Are you happy with your given name?no
What color is your bedroom? white
Have you ever been in a play? yes
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? no, i feel sorry for them
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? i try
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