The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Pisces ( February 20- March 20)
14:55 Aug 19 2010
Times Read: 540

Pisces - The Fish - Horoscope Sign Explanations

February 20 – March 20



You're no cold fish, just sort of luke warm-hehe. Nah, your red, hot, hot, hot. You just keep a low profile while you acquire a wide sea of knowledge.



Your Equation

You + A little Danger = FUN

You + Caution = You all the time

Your generous nature can be taken advantage of, but your determination and passion always guarantees whatever is lost is easily won back.

Aquarius ( January 21- Febuary 19)
14:54 Aug 19 2010
Times Read: 541

Aquarius - The Water Bearer - Horoscope Sign Explanations

January 21 – February 19



What the hell is The Water Bearer? Aquarius you so got the shaft. Your unorthodox methods can get many a goal accomplished, however, sometimes those methods include sitting around a lot and kind of being lazy.



Quick Equation for You

You + Task = Done 50% the time

You + Task Delegation = Done

You are honest, loyal and original and apparently water bearing. Use your philosophical and artistic mind to come up with a better horoscope

Capricorn (December 22- January 21)
14:53 Aug 19 2010
Times Read: 542

Capricorn - The Goat - Horoscope Sign Explanations

December 22 – January 21



Well you critical and practical goat, this is going to be a baaaaad and useless horoscope. You're highly intelligent and will undoubtedly find this entire page to be a sham. But the step-by-step nature may enjoy the following equation:



Capricorn Equation

Capricorn + Other Person's problem = Solved

Capricorn + Capricorn's Own Problem = Deep, dark, despair

Everybody else gives sucky advice Capricorn so use your patience, intuition and incredible planning skills to schedule in time to dwell on problems from time to time. They pass, but each time you act like they'll be gone forever. For crying out loud, you stubborn goat, use that big brain and schedule in your depression.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)
14:52 Aug 19 2010
Times Read: 543

Sagittarius - The Centaur - Horoscope Sign Explanations

November 22 – December 21



You think therefore you think the rest of us should leave you alone to think. You do your best when the odds are stacked against you. In the horse-race of life, you're a Centaur who likes come from behind in those last few legs.



Quick equation

You + Instant Gratification = Happy

You + Waiting Longer than this Instant = Unhappy

Hurry up and figure out the meaning of life, so the world can tie you down already. Remember to win a race, even if you want to come from behind, you have to choose a direction. Try not to get too distracted with EVERYTHING all the time.

Scorpio (October 23- November 21)
14:52 Aug 19 2010
Times Read: 544

Scorpio - The Scorpion - Horoscope Sign Explanations

October 23 – November 21



Scorpio you are such a contradiction, well no you're not. Often misunderstood, turbulently driven, incredibly ambitious and put it all together and that spells trouble and obsession for anyone dating you or trying to get you to accept a job offer.



Quick Equation for you:

You + Taking a few minutes to mull over a menu = Good

You + Taking four years before you want to be exclusive in a relationship = Very, very bad.

Learn to place your bets a little sooner so the rest of the world can feel secure for a change. You can keep a secret especially when it's about your thoughts and feelings. Your calm cool exterior fools everyone and no one. You're ideally suited to be a wealthy business man or any profession as long as you're boss and making big bucks. The hippy-artist, wanderer life does not suit you.

Libra (September 23- October 22)
14:50 Aug 19 2010
Times Read: 545

Libra - The Scales - Horoscope Sign Explanations

September 23 – October 22



You may be an introvert, but when your stealth debating skills can come out as fast as paparazzi swarms Brittany Spears.



Quick Equation

To Do List Contains Several Errands = Good

To Do List Consists of Several Errands, Six Relaxation Techniques, A Yoga Class, and Ten Positive Affirmations and Stress Reduction Exercises that have to get done before 7 = Not Good

Naturally, because of the scale thing, your deal is balance, stability, justice, harmony, etc. But if it's possible to overdose on balance goals, honey, you FOUND IT.

Virgo (August 22- September 22)
14:50 Aug 19 2010
Times Read: 546

Virgo - The Virgin - Horoscope Sign Explanations

August 22 – September 22



You may be a virgin, but you did some heavy kissing with the blarney stone. Your outlandish stories and convincing charm make you fun in any and all social situations.



You're great on a team --especially if it's a winning one. Yes, you give good advice, but who says we all want to take it? Less is more sometimes.



Quick Equation for You

Helping friend solving a crossword puzzle = Good

Critiquing how long it takes your friend to solve said puzzle on his own = UN-Good

Your analytical skills and intuition makes you annoying to watch a murder mystery with, but when it comes to solving and planning, you're the shiz-net Sherlock. You friend, loved ones, and co-workers all want the seat next to you at a dinner party. Luckily you can talk loudly.

Leo (July 23- August 21)
14:49 Aug 19 2010
Times Read: 547

Leo - The Lion - Horoscope Sign Meaning

July 23 – August 21



Be it king of the jungle or the litter box, no job is to small for you to be the leader. Your quick decisiveness makes you a great leader even when you're leading the charge straight to hell.



You are brave, vocal about your opinions, and even right a lot of the times. You missed the Sesame Street episode where you were taught to share or perhaps you just hoarded the TV and thought the rest of us missed it.



Quick equation for you:

Courage to do the right thing = You

Quick to take credit for doing the right thing = You, too.

Occasionally bossy, but always working for the greater good the world is a better place when you're in charge--and if we forget, you'll always remind us.

Cancer ( June 21- July 22)
14:48 Aug 19 2010
Times Read: 548




Cancer - The Crab - Horoscope Sign Explanations

June 21 – July 22



You play your cards so close to the vest, a person has to perform something like a circumcision just to take a look. You can be moody, but you hide it almost too well. Your friends and loved ones would love to get a peek at what's behind that conservative exterior.



You're a domestic god/goddess, traditional, loyal and a sympathetic friend. Like a microwave dinner, you need time to just set after being spun around. Tell everybody to back off for a minute after the bell goes ding.



Quick equation:

Watching the History Channel for an Hour = Good

Holing up in your room watching a 17-part Documentary on the history of something that nobody else has ever heard of = Get out of the house

Your family, friends, co-workers, and loved ones always put you in charge of buying the group card, love your scrapbooks, and dinners at your house are always a hit. Make other people help you clean up. Yes, even if they do it wrong.

Gemini (May 20- June 20)
14:47 Aug 19 2010
Times Read: 549

Gemini - The Twins - Horoscope Sign Explanations

May 20 - June 20



When you're hot, you're hot Gemini! And when you're not, polar bears would call your heart too cold. Tarzan didn't swing as much as you do, but boy isn't life interesting around you.



Quick equation for you:

You're smiling and happy = Everyone else is happy

You're not smiling and happy = Everyone else is unhappy and tiptoeing around you.

You drive a hard bargain, you're supportive, and that charisma gets you out of the stickiest of situations. Why not use that awesome imagination to figure out ways to not bring us all down with you on your next nosedive into depression and/or rage though, huh? Yes, make-up sex is fun, but there are other fun things, too.



You inspire and motivate others and are very affectionate. You generally get away with stuff you really shouldn't. We can't help but love you, but somedays you make us keep trying not to.

Taurus (April 20- May 19)
14:46 Aug 19 2010
Times Read: 550

Taurus - The Bull - Horoscope Sign Explanations

April 20 – May 19



You're a bull on the outside, but a softy at heart. Practical and efficient and always being hit up for money and favors. Let some of your deadbeat friends hit their parents up for money for a change and put more money into your retirement fund!



A quick equation for you:

Sponsoring a friend for Charity Walk = Good

Volunteering to help basket-case friend sort through papers = Knock it Off

Your shoulders are wet with the tears of friends, and your strength and stamina can carry a heavy burden. If you just ducked out to the movies once in and awhile, and let some of those need friends phone calls go into voicemail, you'll find you'll have a lot more fun. Great teachers, big sisters/brothers (hey Bud), and philanthropists.



You are very generous with your possessions, too. Check your sister's closet and neighbor's garages if you can't find something. He or she has probably "borrowed" it. Dump your loser friends that are draining you and hang out with winning cool kids. We won't tell anybody.

Aries (march 21- April 19)
14:45 Aug 19 2010
Times Read: 551

Aries - The Ram - Horoscope Sign Explanations

March 21 – April 19



You are insightful, creative and adaptive but don't RAM(Get it?) it down people's throats. Stop being so stubborn and plan a little. Your spontaneous side is great for good times, but bad for stuff like finishing a college degree in four years.



A quick equation for you to remember:

Spontaneous travel = Adventure

Spontaneous welding = You're not getting the deposit back on your apartment AGAIN.

Your over-achieving and ambitious nature serves you well in business with you and your business cards, but not so much in dating. Quality over quantity. You've got a great sense of humor, you're very passionate, and a prime candidate for a beer gut. Watch the partying, my friend.



Friends, lovers, and family members love your devotion, but not your late night calls. Try to reign in that big personality from time to time, but by all means keep making fun of authority figures even if it lands you in the slammer from time to time. It's funny.

Let me be me =]
14:24 Aug 19 2010
Times Read: 552

I am ready for this. i am ready to take on this journey headstrong, i am ready to fight, soar, and roar in to this abiss. whatever the case i am ready for this. to open my mind my heart and my soul to fight through whatever course life has thrown at me i gladly accept and i am ready to face whatever is to come through thick and thin i refuse to be scared and i refuse to give up. i will take this deal of cards and soar through them their will be no more running for me. at least not in this life, i am stronger then what i have been and there is no turning back now, i will move forward without a doubt in my mind i will not let anyone stand in my way any longer, i will be me and you can be you because im done takeing orders and i am done listening to people that are telling me how to live my life and who i should be because i am me and no one is going to change that, i am happy that i am who i am and if you have a problem you can step off. because i am ready for this do you hear me?