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Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.



After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home.



To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.



As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.



Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl

came to his table, asked him something in French (which Murphy could not understand), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.



He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.



After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.



They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing.



She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.



Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.



To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business...

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BLOODLIFE
00:14 Apr 16 2014

Giggles indeed. ''Like''

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dabbler
03:53 Apr 20 2014

a fleet of airplanes went over his head.

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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.





She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together,



she made for the ice.



After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.







Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,





"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."



Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole.





Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,



"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."



The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice.



She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.



The voice came once more,



"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."



She stopped, looked skyward, and said,



"IS THAT YOU LORD?"



The voice replied,



"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK"

I got beaten up this morning, by an attractive brunette...



I was in the elevator this morning minding my own business when this lovely girl entered.



As I was staring at her boobs, she said to me, "Would you please press 1..?"



So I Did.



I don’t remember much after that

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dabbler
03:55 Apr 20 2014

DoH!

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