The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Seven pinches of sleep, Rough calluses of shredders, A stuffed alien filled with oxytocin. One kick of Coffee, eyes of a killer, a punch of motivation. Sweet madness. A tiny bit of suffering to raise the ceratonine levels. Dosages of fun: excitement, knowledge. Throw in some death metal notes. And pour all the words out from the book. One drop of dopamine and vitamin not give a fuck. Cannibal vegetables, bones of inspiration, and blood of just fucking do it. A hint of friendship and all the fucking stars in the sky. Throw it all in a pot and stir with six hundred and forty times with the writer's pen.



Mmhn, if you get that killer smell, and that murderous rampage taste, your batch of get shit done will be ready soon. ~