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Spooning leads to forking.



And sometimes forking the wrong person leads to knifing.



kekekeke



Off to work I go!

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Selkie
16:40 Jan 31 2011

LOLohLOLohLOL!



awesome you just made my day LMAO!

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Nedra
16:46 Jan 31 2011

Now THAT is funny

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sahahria
17:17 Jan 31 2011

Ok not related- but I love love LOVE this picture :)



Oktxbi lol

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Highlight the sentences that apply to you.



I am a boy.

~I am a girl.

I am shorter than 5’4.

~I think I’m ugly sometimes.

~I have many scars.

I tan easily.

~I wish my hair was a different color.

~I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

~I have a tattoo.

~I am self-conscious about my appearance.

I have/I’ve had braces.

~I wear glasses.

~I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

~I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.

~I have more than 2 piercings.

~I have piercing in places besides my ears.

I have freckles.



~I’ve sworn at my parents.

~I’ve run away from home.

~I’ve been kicked out of the house.

I have a sibling less than one year old.

~I want to have kids someday.

I’ve lost a child.



I’m in school.

~I have a job

~I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.

~I almost always do/did my homework.

I’ve missed a week or more of school.

I failed more than 1 class last year.

I’ve stolen something from my school.



~I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.

~Disney movies still make me cry.

I’ve peed from laughing.

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I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.

~I’ve glued my hand to something.

~I’ve had my pants rip in public.



~I was born with a disease/impairment.

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I’ve broken a bone.

I’ve had my tonsils removed.

~I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.

I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.

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I’ve had measles.



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I’ve been to Mexico.

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I’ve been to Japan.

I’ve celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

~I’ve been to Europe, the US and Australia.

I’ve been to Africa.



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~I’ve seen a shooting star.

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I’ve seen a meteor shower.

I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.

I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

~I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.

I’ve been to a casino.

I’ve been skydiving.

~I’ve gone skinny dipping.

~I’ve played spin the bottle.

I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.

~I’ve crashed a car.

I’ve been skiing.

~I’ve been in a play.

I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.

~I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I’ve seen the Northern lights.

I’ve sat on a roof top at night.

I’ve played chicken.

~I’ve played a prank on someone.

~I’ve ridden in a taxi.

~I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

~I’ve eaten sushi.

I’ve been snowboarding.



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I’m married.

I’ve gone on a blind date.

I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.

~I miss someone right now.

I have a fear of abandonment.

I’ve gotten divorced.

~I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.

I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.

I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

I’ve had a crush on someone of the same sex.

~I’ve had a crush on a teacher.

I am a cuddler.

~I’ve been kissed in the rain.

I’ve hugged a stranger.

I have kissed a stranger.



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~I’ve sneaked out of my house.

I have lied to my parents about where I am.

I am keeping a secret from the world.

I’ve cheated while playing a game.

I’ve cheated on a test.

I’ve run a red light.

I’ve been suspended from school.

~I’ve witnessed a crime.

~I’ve been in a fist fight.

~I’ve been arrested.



~I’ve consumed alcohol.

I regularly drink.

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~I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.

I’ve smoked weed.

I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.

I’ve eaten shrooms.

I’ve popped E.

I’ve inhaled Nitrous.

I’ve done hard drugs.

I have cough drops when I’m not sick.

I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.

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~I shut others out when I’m depressed.

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I have been anorexic or bulimic.

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I’ve hurt myself on purpose.

I’ve woken up crying.



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I hate funerals.

~I’ve seen someone dying.

~Someone close to me has committed suicide.

I’ve planned my own suicide.

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I’ve written a eulogy for myself.



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~I own an iPod or MP3 player.

I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.

I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.

~I own something from Hot Topic.

~I own something from Pac Sun.

~I collect comic books.

I own something from Gap.

~I own something I got from e-bay.

I own something from Abercrombie.



~I can sing well.

I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.

I open up to others easily.

I watch the news.

I don’t kill bugs.

I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.

~I curse regularly.

~I sing in the shower.

~I am a morning person.

I paid for my cell phone ring tone.

~I’m a snob about grammar.

I am a sports fanatic.

I twirl my hair.

I have “x”s in my screen name.

~I love being neat.

I love Spam.

~I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day

~I bake well.

My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue

I’ve worn pajamas to school.

I like Martha Stewart.

~I know how to shoot a gun.

I am in love with love.

I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

I laugh at my own jokes.

I eat fast food weekly.

~I believe in ghosts.

I am online 24/7, even as an away message.

~I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.

I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.

I am really ticklish.

I love white chocolate.

~I bite my nails.

~I play video games.

~I’m good at remembering names.

I’m good at remembering dates.

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life!

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NocturnalMistress
17:08 Jan 30 2011

I am stealing this :P



'Cause you rock and I am going to be a zombie and follow your journal and make it my own. ;)



BTW I got a message saying the Ducky you made me was EPIC.



=} See, you are awesomeness... I need to bottle some of your awesomeness and sell it on EBAY, we shall be rich I tells you! RICH!!!



=}

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VR is being pokey slow this morning.



A few commercials/videos before I trot off to play in PSP a bit. All of them related :D

Something worth watching if you have time to spare.

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