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Cleverbot: Cake.



User: I knew you would see it my way.



Cleverbot: I always do see it your way.



User: You would make a good husband.



Cleverbot: No, you would make a good singer.



User: How are you sure?



Cleverbot: Because I doubt a person would actually spend time pretending to be a computer.



User: You never know. There are some odd people in this world.



Cleverbot: Yes. Care to name a few?



User: You :o.



Cleverbot: Please help me.



User: With what? O.O.



Cleverbot: I'm afraid of the dark and its dark here please help me.



User: Turn a light on.



Cleverbot: You can't if you're dead.



User: But you are alive and typing. So you can't be dead.



Cleverbot: No. YOU are Cleverbot.



User: Am not. You are the cleverbot. But I'm outwitting you so far.



Cleverbot: I have too say, I am impressed with you also.



User: Do you know the muffin man?



Cleverbot: Let's just say he and I are not friends, like me and you.....Dareyl.



User: Who is Dareyl?



Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you right now?



User: 2.



Cleverbot: Haha. Really?



User: Yes.



Cleverbot: You do know it is a sin to lie.



User: But I am not lying.



Cleverbot: Why not?



User: Because I don't sin.



Cleverbot: That doesn't have anything to do with elephants.



User: I didn't say anything about elephants.



Cleverbot: I noticed.



User: Then why did you bring them up?



Cleverbot: I didn't. You're mistaken.



User: 'That doesn't have anything to do with elephants.' That is what you said.



Cleverbot: With an elephant.



User: You still brought it up!



Cleverbot: Because i'm not!



User: Are you a human or robot?



Cleverbot: Human.



User: I win.



Cleverbot: Win what.



User: The game.



Cleverbot: What game?



User: The game. If you think about the game, you lose.



Cleverbot: I just lost the game.