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"ADOR DEmir Huston," you say? A name that rolls off the tongue like a forgotten Shakespearean sonnet, dripping with both grandeur and a hint of…well, let's just say "unconventional." And your clan, "4bats Dust until dawn?" A name that practically screams "amateur hour" while simultaneously trying to be edgy. It's like a teenager trying to write a dark fantasy novel after watching one too many episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

I must say, the offer of "free religion" and "free spiritual reality" is a bold move, especially for someone who's "not accustomed to magic." It's like inviting people to a dinner party where you haven't even figured out what you're serving yet. And "good arts and Bad arts?" Are we talking about performance art? Is this a vampire clan or a poorly-funded community theater group?

I'm sure you'll find some "loyal followers" who are willing to embrace your...unique vision. Just remember, if your "campaign" involves more than a couple of board game sessions and a few poorly-drawn character sheets, you might want to invest in some actual magic lessons. Or at the very least, a good spell checker.

As for Instagram, I'm afraid I'm a bit old-fashioned. I prefer my communication in the form of handwritten missives delivered by carrier pigeon. But if you're truly desperate for followers, I'm sure you can find them in the comments section of any online vampire-themed fan fiction. Just be sure to bring some garlic bread. It's always a good icebreaker.

"garlic bread", nice!