The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Let’s Scare Jessica to Death

Everyone knows that 'complicated' is a code word for bitch.

Precious

You know the Butcher? That freakin' nutjob that goes around just chopping people up? Well, the feds or whatever heard that he's gonna be here today, so they set up a trap for him. This whole concert? It's a trap. They're watching all the exits, checking everyone that leaves. There's no way to get out of here. It's kinda dope, right?

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

I don't know. I just clean their teeth and chop their balls off.

Superia

Hey, thumb-dick, I was a damn good shrink. In 16 1/2 years I worked with a lot of people through a lot of shit. Okay. I slept with a patient or two. It's not like I didn't care about 'em.

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Liquid Sky

There's enough bang in there to send us all to Jesus. I'm gonna die, I wanna die comfortable.

I'm shocked you got Liquid Sky, that's right!


The Hurt Locker



"Here's Johnny!"

The Shining

an eye for an eye... and a tongue for a tongue

IS it ""scar" with Angela Bettis? I haven't seen it, but I absolutely love her!



"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

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Dawn of the Dead

Age 14 through 16, you were caught shoplifting for pornography and Britney Spears CDs. You stole your stepdad's sports car and crashed it into the Caesar's Palace fountain. Categorised as impulsive, lacking of insight, and very likely to re-offend.

IS it, "the Take?" I'm not sure, I had to google that one!



"Penny Pingleton, you know you are punished. From now on you're wearing a giant P on your blouse every day to school so that the whole world knows that Penny Pingleton is permanently, positively, punished!"

It is 🎞

Hairspray

At my interview with IBM after I graduated college, they asked me what my plans were, and I said, "Probably go to McDonalds for a 12-piece McNugget and two cheeseburgers, and then do my laundry."

Mozart and the Whale?


"We're in the money. Come on my honey. Let's lend it, send it, spend it, rolling around."

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Gold Diggers

It is the oldest story in the book; he desires the one thing he cannot have.

I think Underworld



"Honey, time marches on and eventually, you realize it's marching across your face."

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Steel Magnolias

I thought you were a rich man all this time, but now I see you. The poverty of you.

Fiddler on the roof



"Good morning, good morning! It's great to stay up late, good morning, good morning, to you."

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It seemed to obvious lol 😆 I should have gone with it.

Erin Brockovich

To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't just about horses, I lost interest.

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Google says "Barbie." Yuck! hahaha


"What good is sitting, alone in your room? Come here the music play.... Life is a cabaret, old chum. Come to the cabaret. Put down the knitting, the book and the broom. It's time for a holiday. Life is a cabaret, old chum. Come to the Cabaret."

lol correct

Cabaret

Did you bring me more painkillers? I told the doctor I'm in a lot of pain. I think the liver is swelling or my body is rejecting it or I don't know what. But I do know that my family paid enough money for me to get a few more fucking painkillers.

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Did you bring me more painkillers? I told the doctor I'm in a lot of pain. I think the liver is swelling or my body is rejecting it or I don't know what. But I do know that my family paid enough money for me to get a few more fucking painkillers.

TRAIN?


"GIVE MY DAUGHTER THE SHOT!!!"

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Terms Of Endearment

See this is the thing, you put me in a position where my only options are to beat your ass or call the God damn cops.

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See this is the thing, you put me in a position where my only options are to beat your ass or call the God damn cops.