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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct. - Chuck Palahniuk

“It’s Fourth of July weekend, or as I call it, exploding Christmas.” — Stephen Colbert

Nothing can have as its destination anything other than its origin. The contrary idea, the idea of progress, is poison. – Simon Weil

“The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence.” - Denis Waitley

We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate.
-Thomas Jefferson

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche

I alone cannot change the world, but I can cast a stone across the water to create many ripples. -Mother Teresa

Everywhere else, we are someone else, but at home, we remove our masks. - Matthew Desmond

As a child I felt myself to be alone, and I am still, because I know things and must hint at things which others apparently know nothing of, and for the most part do not want to know.
-Carl Gustav Jung

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—for ever. - George Orwell (from his dystopian novel 1984)

I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people.
-Isaac Newton

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
—Will Ferrell

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Why didn't I learn to treat everything like it was the last time. My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future.
-Jonathan Safran Foer

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. -Henry Winkler

“Never let anyone make you feel ordinary.”
― Taylor Jenkins Reid

Sanity is a cozy lie. - Susan Sontag