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Dear World of VampireRave,

I am still haphazardly attempting to create a portfolio for hair. If you are interested in a new, updated, or just redone color, cut, or style, please give me a call (678-458-6268) or drop me an email (scrauschwitz@gmail.com). You should text me your name and the reason you're calling if I don't know you, because otherwise, I will not answer unknown numbers, unless you leave a message. Then I'll call you back.



Holiday seasons are always awkward. There's always people I really want to get in touch with, or at least see for a day or two, but these things never seem to happen. I don't die, I admit it: I'll be the first to admit that an absence of people in my life does not have a fatal reaction. It's decoration, it's enhancement. But isn't that what everybody is? It's terrible when someone leaves you, but generally, you go on living.Your life is about you... not you and these really cool 2 - 20 other random people. those people have their own stories - how insulting of us to think about casting them as supporting actresses and actors when they are the leading role in a different plot?

Anyways, I think it would be nice if those of you who care such mindnumbing things would send me your addresses so I can send you holiday greetings, new years greetings, valentines day greetings, st patricks day greetings, lent greetings (because it's interesting watching american's say "no,") and I don't really care about easter, but if you let me know your birthday too - I'll send you a birthday card -when I'm rich and famous, it might have money in it, we can write each other if/when we get married, have kids, have "getting divorced parties" 10 years later, have more marriages and more kids, and then a big 'ol throwdown at Aunt Jenny's Trailor... ok, most of those last parts are fabricated.



But for those of you who still know how to read more than a celll phone size message, I hope this is somewhat entertaining and I do hope we keep in touch. Oh, and sometimes, I like to have big birthday bashes and they include lots of alcohol. Sometimes. Not all the time. I will differentiate in the invitation. Another reason to keep in touch via SNAIL mail. Come one, who uses the internet anymore? Seriously.... farmville? Vampire Stickers?? RATINGS??? Can we not just, I don't know, read to see what's useful by ourselves?

Seriosuly, if it were that bad, "CANCER," would remove it. If this is a site for compiling information about vampires. We can do our own research. People with PhDs and emails to prove it get a little sticker on their profile, and their vote is worth more. People with decent credentials send their resumes to Cancer, and their vote is worth more. Get a degree. I do not believe you are smart unless you are an entrepeneur or you have a degree. Or some other proof. Anyways.



Well, I hope Morrowind or Call of Duty or Tennis don't suck my life away forever. Wouldn't want to miss another thrilling opportunity to give you MY two cents on the hotNabit sitchwashun herr.



Thanks for reading,

Sivan