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Johnny Depp just likes wearing make-up.



I have clients, at school. I be doing their hair.



I have clients at work. I be getting their food.



I have friends. I be ignoring them with my phoneless self.



I have best life partner and other half ever. he be closer soon. we be taking over the world.



i have better frame of mind to work with.



allelujah - the good lord did createth salt. praise the almighty - jesus fucking christ!



fuck jesus being misspelled when not capitalized - same for christ. fuck it!



thank eris for good folks. they make tasty cheese bread.