This Book of Exodus tells how the Admins lead the little vampires, lycans, and demons out of Drama-cam and through the wilderness to the happy place of Good Manners and Common Sense.
...And so it came to pass, that in the 6th year of the reign of the Prince of the Dark Network, there were many who needed to be led out of their unholy ways in the webcam portals...
The Dark Prince revealed Himself and offered them a Covenant: they were to keep His law, and in return He would be their beneficent Prince and give them the land of Vampire Rave to spend their days in gothic happiness.
The vampires, lycans, and demons, led now by their Prince's Admins words of wisdom, journeyed onwards from Drama-cam towards the promised land, but even when their statuses reported that the land was filled with gigantic drama-mongerers they refused to block anon chat.
...The Prince had hoped that all would follow His instructions and for a while, it seemed that the little vampires, lycans, and demons had found His advice to be good....until that night when the Prince Himself visited as anon in a wecam portal...
The Prince was saddened by what He saw that night...He was berated and flamed and although He had almighty power and could have extinguished the bad-mannered dramatist, He merely left with a heavy heart.
...the Admins however, were shocked at the treatment He, and other Admins had suffered...not only was there a perfectly good block button to hand, it seemed that particular little vampires who used foul language really didn't understand that their e-threats were pathetically meaningless in the real world...
With that, the wise soothsayers gave them new laws...These commandments written on tablets of stone proclaimed:
*If you don't want Anonymous viewers you should not get on cam altogether...
*if you make a point of stating you don't want drama you are drawing attention to yourself and it's only going to bring you what you say you don't want...
*use your block anon chat button...
...The Prince and His Admins then condemned these morons to remain in their dramatic portals, or better still self-delete until the generation that left nasty comments in anon chat had passed away...
Verily, I say unto you, after 40 long years, the little vampires, lycans and demons did indeed come to the promised land of Good Manners and Common Sense. All was well once again in the kingdom of the Dark Network.
Amen.
here endeth the Book of Exodus.
Goth is good.
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Page last updated: Jun 29 2011
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COMMENTS
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LadyKrystalynDarkstar
15:58 Jun 24 2011
Love this!
Lullaby
16:51 Jun 24 2011
So many people flame him, and they don't even try understand. ♥ Yayay for Pagan, making this into storytime. xD
MooniePie
23:27 Jun 24 2011
This is amazing. ♥
radu
00:10 Jun 25 2011
Now this is great.
KatherinexxxArdu
02:34 Jun 25 2011
Awesome stuff...keep 'em coming....
TheSYSTEM
08:03 Jun 25 2011
Haha! I loved this. :D Wonderful writing.
NocturnalMistress
19:20 Jun 29 2011
Have I told you how much I have always looked forward to your journals? Now I look forward to reading all your Member Pages, as well. Too bad I can't favorite a certain Member's Pages like I could a journal, you'd be on my "Fav List".
:)
PAGAN
19:22 Jun 29 2011
aw shucks NM, thats real nice of you to say. I just see funny things and write them, the 'stars' are the folk who inspire me (good and bad) haha :P