SAETAN | Vampire Rave

SAETAN

by PAGAN

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One of the most feared places on VR has to be Hell. The very mention of it has the most scary members quaking in their boots. I wanted to meet the soul that governed that dark place, I had to interview Saetan Now, I am not usually nervous, but a visit to Hell could go horribly wrong...

As I arrived at the gate, I questioned my sanity, did I really want to enter a place I might become stuck in for eternity? It seemed like I was inviting trouble...but, I braced my shoulders, and rang the bell...ENTER! boomed a voice, and so I did...

All at once, I was bombarded with noise... It was HOT, incredibly hot but that only made me want to pull my coat tighter because the flames licked at me and I was scared. Over the terrible noise, wailing and gnashing of teeth, I timidly asked my first question, launching straight into the interview because I wanted to get the hell out of that place as fast as I could. Who is Saetan?

He looked up from the rule book he was reading, and told me:

"I am the punisher, the tormentor, the prison guard of those stupid enough to get into trouble on VR. If you do something bad on here, you get sent to me if your offense is not bad enough for being banned. This is the coven that gives you a chance to redeem your wickedness and have a chance to be a good member of this site".

I could see that here was a man who liked order, and ruled over his kingdom with impunity, pity help those who annoyed him. I wanted to know if he had any stories he could tell about folk he had dealt with?

"Not really, I haven't been Master here very long, although I am sure sooner or later I will have a few of them".

There was no doubt about it, here was someone not to be trifled with, but I had warmed to him a little, perhaps he wasn't so bad after all? (I asked my next question, more boldly, but still awed). What do you do for fun?

Looking directly at me with those fiery amber eyes, he said in his powerful voice:

"In here, or in real life? In here, I scout for those who need to be here, and torture the ones already in Hell. In real life, I shoot pool, read, sing karaoke, dance, and all kinds of stuff like that".

It was a great answer and I found myself nodding, he had a great sense of humour for someone who spent all his time in the darkest place of all. Another burning question formulated in my mind...what really gets up your nose?

"Rule breakers, I can't stand them. I am a stickler for following Cancer's rules. I have a coven full of them - well those who aren't voluntarily here that is".

...just as he had answered, a new inductee was being dragged through the gates, kicking and screaming, poor soul (I thought), as I watched the ACMs throw them into the corner...Saetan laughed long and hard at that...

They never learn. Time after time, I tell them the rules, and yet, here they end up..."

He chuckled at that and it was only then I wondered if it was all a game to him...

I shivered, I was realizing just how much of a powerful person I was dealing with here...I wanted to get out as the noise had reached impossible levels and my resolve to be brave was dwindling faster than I liked... (I asked) one last question please? If you could have absolutely anything you wanted, what in the world would that be?

"To be a Master Vampire. They get to have all the fun! Oh and a 2010 Chevrolet Camaro in marine blue".

...and with that, I turned to leave, chilled to the marrow. I could feel the tremendous lure of these flames, drawing me into their midst, but giving out such a chill it frightened me. What kind of devil was I dealing with (I wondered) as he laughed out loud at my fear...He said "...visit anytime, just pack a bag..." as he reached out to shake my hand but I had already run, terrified that once he had gotten hold of me I would be doomed. I didn't look back...