In the beginning there was Acrimony, and the word was The Dark Network, and Goth was the Prince. All things came into being through Him, and without Him, not one update came into being. What came into being in Him was life to The Dark Network, and the life was Goth to all vampires and otherkin.
...and so it came to pass, in the 7th year of the reign of the Prince of the Dark Network, that the Prince Himself came to the story-place and gave a message to His children...
That whosoever believeth in Goth should not perish, but have eternal life in the Dark Network. For Cancer so loved his vampires and otherkin that He gave His only begotten time to update, and maintain.
They that believeth in Goth shall have everlasting life in the Dark Network and shall not be condemed: but they that believeth not in Goth is condemned already, and shall be ignored.
Verily, I say unto you, this is the word of the Goth.
...now, before the festival of the GIF Avatars, the Prince knew that it was His time to depart from the story-place and go to the computer-room. Having loved His own creations, He wanted for the vampires and otherkin to love them too.
He took off his VR sweatshirt and tied a headband round His head. Then He poured coffee into the VR mug and annointed His golden Admins...after He had performed this duty for His golden Admins, He said to them..."I have set ye an example, that ye should drink more coffee as I have done. Very truly I tell ye, that ye shall not be able to administrate without coffee for the vampires and otherkin demand much alertness. If ye know these things, ye are blessed with the Mark of the Prince".
...And many other updates truly did Cancer in the presence of His golden Admins, which are not written in this Dark Network testament: But these are written, that ye might believe that Imagesinwords, is the Hand of the Prince; and that believing ye have to speak to the Hand when the Prince is taking time off is the only thing ye needeth to know.
Here endeth the lesson
Goth is good
Amen.
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Page last updated: Jul 07 2011
COMMENTS
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radu
20:41 Jul 07 2011
Now this is good.
LadyAmphora
03:54 Jul 08 2011
That's my Pagan. You rock girlfriend!
PAGAN
22:27 Jul 08 2011
LOL thanks guys! I had a giggle with it :)