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I believe in dragons, good men, unicorns, and other fantasy creatures...
Awake, yet never truly alive, I seek valuation beyond reality...
MEN
Please read rules before procedding
1. Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them.
2. If you want to control somone, sleep with your remote.
3. I always choose chocolate over men-always.
4. 51% Love Goddess 49% Bitch.
5. My sexual preferance is NO.
6. My body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray.
7. It's not the size that counts, it's...no, wait, size does count.
8. Rember, you horny piece of dirt, girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice.
9. Men are like hard wood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever.
10. Save your breath for your inflatable date.
Oh and boys, sorry I am taken.
So please refer to #10. Thank you.
Here's my man and...
Feel free to email me if you would like to talk! Also, it is my YIM username if you wish to talk.
Now onto the fun part of my pro if you are still reading after all of that!
Well a bit about me, I am 5'1'' short, brown/black hair, blue & green eyes and have a very short temper. My friends said I should have been a red head. I also have a deep love of DDR, I am addicted.
According to Fox666London I am a "baby-harpie", Razel13 called me a Nymph, Paganstyle says I should be called B.T., Fizbop says I'm a goofball, both Fox and Razel13 call me K, reinfeld2001 says I'm a tongue exhibitionist, LtWolf says I'm a freak, anyone got anything else to add?
As you can see I have many nicknames, and there are still more. I go by Kris, I suggest you not call me that unless you know me, Kiara, Bitch, Laura, K, Kitten and the occasional Dark Lady. Pick one, I answer to all. Just don't call me woman or Ten, unless you want one angry little bitch on your hands for the next week.
Well I am still in high school, but not for to much longer, its finally my senior year! Also in the band, and I am a witch, interesting combo. I am also in the city's youth symphony orchestra CYS, and the honors flute choir of the county. Hehe, very musically gifted here. I play flute, alto sax, piccolo, and some clarinet and trumpet.
I have some 'problems', well what others call problems. I'm a bit clingy, that's not bad is it? I like lots of cuddling, and touching. Then I have a random occurring outbursts of a touching phobia. I will scream and shriek if you touch me, then cringe away and if your not lucky, I'll beat the hell outta ya for bout 5 seconds. Also I tiny bit of a little clepto...missing something, I most likely took it. I'm a bit obsessed with shiny things, like my shiny blue pebble. Touch it and die. Then there is my odd odd little fetish...my hand fetish. I won't get into that unless you really wish to know.
In my free time I like sitting online surfing around VR and talking to people. Then when it's warm enough, I love being outside and walking around, weither it be disc golfing or taking my dog Brit for a walk. I like going to the mall to walk around and drink coffee in Hot Topic while hanging out with my best friends. Aslo on the weekends I like reading tarrot cards for my friends.
!!Quote Time!!
Babe you make my heart thud...
As darkness falls, Night unfolds ebon wings to wrap the world in its Dark embrace...
Time passes by, but persistant demons still clutch on to me...
Lies make it better
Lies are forever
Lies to go home to
Lies you wake up to
Lies from the alter
Lies make you falter
Lies keep your mouth fed
Lies till your death bed
LIES!
I think I love you
So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for
I think I love you
From the moment you are conceived you begin to die. That is the fate of being human.
Love backwards is evol…This makes you think a little, doesn’t it...
After you’re done ripping my heart out, can you at least set it in the trash gently?
Love is like Dominos, one wrong move and everything you have worked hard for falls apart.
It takes a second to like someone.
It takes a minute to love someone.
But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl is empty
And so is your head
Sometimes I feel a little jealous inside
Imagining someone else could please you more then me
I guess it’s my insecurity acting up a bit
Because I know I’m not the most beautiful most fun
Or even the most exciting person you'll ever meet
But I do know that no matter how hard and long you search
You’ll never find a girl who loves you as much as I do
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Ader's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
~Macbeth, Act IV, Scene 1~
Things that I have learned...
1 - Don't play DDR right after you wake up.
2 - Don't play DDR on an empty stomach.
3 - Don't play DDR when your sick, you might slip on the vomit.
4 - Guys with British accents are hot
5 - Guys with Irish accents are hot
6 - Bus drivers at Plain Local are retarded as hell.
7 - Men are pigs.
(The great words of Mr. Smith)
8 - I'm to sensative.
9 - I cry to easy.
10 - I like chewing on people.
11 - Stupid people make me cry.
12 - Being ignored makes me bitchy.
13 - Don't talk to drunkin mushrooms, they'll bite your head off!
14 - Researching The Burning Times upsets me. How could one human do that to another?
15 - Pamprin is a girls bast friend once a month.
16 - I can't type and hold a pen at the same time.
17 - Guys don't get hints...you must spell it out for them.
18 - I'm a bitter little bitch when I wanna be.
19 - 99% of guys are stupid....and insensitive
20 - I won't stop this list til I hit 100!
21 - Smokes and asthma don't mix...
22 - I don't like it when I miss calls when the phone is next to me.
23 - If you call, leave me a message please. I'll return the favor.
24 - The world pisses me off from time to time.
25 - I write in my journal to much...
26 - 98% of people can't be trusted.
27 - I hate Valentines Day...
28 - I'm a spiteful little bitch when I'm depressed.
29 - I don't hate Valentines Day as much this year!
30 - I shouldn't share two Monster energy drinks within 24 hours...
31 - Pewter dragon and castle incense burners are the best. Thank you Chris.
32 - I love band prom!
33 - Referring to #7; I guess not all guys are pigs. :p
34 - I hate the feel of new chucks.
35 - I am WAY to ticklish.
36 - Fuzzy chucks rock!
37 - My printer is super stupid...
38 - I'm usually way to horny for my own good...
39 - I get 'frustrated' easily...then I chew on pens.
40 - I hate research papers...
41 - I love Carlos Mencia! De de deee! ;p
42 - Another reason why not to play DDR while sick...you'll fall over...
43 - There are never enough tissues when your sick.
44 - And there is never enough room in the trash for tissues when your sick.
45 - When this thing hits 50 I should put it in a box.
46 - Staying home for 3 days straight is boring as HELL!
47 - If you call me Ten, I'll be bitchy for a week.
48 - I really have to much coding for this pro...41 pages in Word...
49 - Halo is easier for me with southpaw on Chris...
50 - It may take a while to get to my goal...
Here's what I love:
My guy of course, kisses with lots of tongue, movies, anything Anime, shiny things, cuddling, 'watching movies,' and I love tarantulas!
And now my pet peeves:
Stupid-closed minded-ignorant people, people lying to me, being ingnored, getting yelled at for no reason other than to just yell at me,when people are invisable on YIM and get off without sayin anything, when people don't answer your messages...and that is about it.
How about some fears:
Being raped, going blind, being alone, being ignored by people I care about, spiders I have a serious phobia of spiders, and the bright light at the end of the tunnel. That frightens me. I do not think I can resist its next calling....
Wants:
A car, new laptop, an apartment, money for plane tickets, and many, many other things...
Where I'd like to visit:
Brooklyn Park Minnesota, Salem Mass., Bamberg and Wurzburg Germany and Japan.
!!Favorites time!!
Movies:
The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Meaning of Life, The Holy Grail, Narnia, Red Dragon, War of the Worlds, Corpse Bride, Interview with a Vampire, Resident Evil, Lake Placid, Edward Scissorhands...
Anime:
Full metal Alchemist, Trigun, FLCL, Demon Diary, Rebirth, Naruto, One Piece, Yu Yu Hakusho...
Video Games:
Anything DDR or Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Sims, Sims2, Star Ocean: Til the end of Time, Zoids Saga, all Zelda games...
Song of the moment time...so basically whatever is stuck in my head...
"Miss Murder"
By AFI
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Hey Miss Murder can I ?
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life? (Ohhhhh)
With just a look
They shook
And heavens bowed before him
Simply a look
Can break
Your heart.
The stars that pierced the sky
He left them all behind
We're left to wonder why
He left us all ... behind
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life? (Ohhhhh)
Dreams of his crash
Won't pass
Oh, how they all adored him
Beauty will last
When spiralled
Down.
The stars that mystified
He left them all behind
And how his children cried
He left us all ... behind
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life? (Ohhhhh)
What's the hook the twist within this verbose mystery?
I would gladly bet my life upon it
that the ghost you love your ray of light will fizzle out
Without hope
We're the empty set just floating through wrapped in skin
Ever searching for what we were promised
Reaching for that golden ring we never let go...
Who would ever let us put their filthy hands upon it?
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life? (Ohhhhh)
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life? (Ohhhhh)
!!Picture Time!!
My dark angel
As you can see I love Ankhs!
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