There isn't really much to say about me that's interesting. I consider all of the people that I care about to be my family. That's why I consider my friends to be my brothers and sisters. I like to use complex words, but I'm actually very childish in reality. When I love someone, I love them with the whole of my heart. I would do just about anything, even rip the still-beating heart from my chest, if it meant that they'd smile for just a day longer. I tend to be attracted to things that others would consider creepy. I adore dolls as strange as it sounds and I love my pets. I have six dogs, including my three newborn puppies, and a green parakeet. All of which I love as if they were my children. I would love to have a Brazilian Black tarantula or a snake, but, unfortunately, the evil woman that refers to herself as my mother will not allow it. She's terrified of them... Which I find hilarious, really. In person, I'm actually very shy, but, ironically, I love to talk. I spend most of my time reading or writing stories and poetry. I get depressed very easily, but I'm actually a very loving person. I'm also very maternal when it comes to the people that I love, and very over-protective. But that's just one of the things that lets them know that I love them. I'm also a newborn vampire. I'm a little over a month old. My beloved sisters enjoy teasing me over the fact that I'm the youngest to be turned, awakened, however you'd like to word it.
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'
.
10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
Another thing about me would be...
I'M SO FLIPPING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT TWILIGHT!!!!!
Don't get me wrong; it's actually my favorite book. But, unlike the rest of the WORLD!, I don't talk about it non-stop!!! That's all I hear about anymore! It's driving me MAD!!!!
