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I have a rather annoying problem i have decided to locate the definition so i can simply post it right here.

Expressive dysphasia, also known as motor dysphasia, produces a conscious and recognizable disruption of a patient's speech production and language output. This includes the impairment of speech initiation, proper grammatical sequencing, and proper word forming and articulation. Although patients can perfectly understand what is said to them, they have great difficulty communicating their thoughts.

I have had this problem since i was very small, i have only known it by it's name since Late may, 2011. I hope this may help with any future communication problem's that are bound to happen in the event any of yall decide to engage me in conversation.

I am not a fan of typing, Talking is for face to face. This will be simple.
I am starting to get old, I know what i want and for the right person the rest of my days with said person is open to little compromise. I am not a gifted conversationalist. Though very simple and easy to please, I am far to complicated to explain in type. I for no other reason then i felt the need, I had all my teeth removed. This has not effected my ability to speak or eat. Nor am i interested your opinion on it. I do very little for myself, I do not exist to make myself happy. That is why i have come here. I want to see if i can find the one that makes me happy. I do not move slowly, and will not tolerate such. The reason i am currently without my life slave is a discussion for later. As previously stated i am seeking someone that will dedicate them self to making me happy, This is not a one way street.

Very well, then
Mr. Knox, sir.
Let's have a little talk
about tweetle beetles....

What do you know
about tweetle beetles?
well...

When tweetle beetles fight,
it's called
a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they
battle in a puddle,
it's a tweetle
beetle puddle battle.

AND when tweetle beetles
battle with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a tweetle
beetle puddle paddle battle.
AND...

When beetles battle beetles
in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle
is a puddle in a bottle...

...they call this
a tweetle beetle
bottle puddle
paddle battle muddle.
AND...
When beetles
fight these battles
in a bottle
with their paddles
and the bottle's
on a poodle
and the poodle's
eating noodles...

...they call this
a muddle puddle
tweetle poodle
beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.
AND...

Now wait
a minute
Mr. Socks Fox!

When a fox is
in the bottle where
the tweetle beetls battle
with their paddles
in a puddle on a
noodle-eating poodle.
THIS is what they call...

...a tweetle beetle
noodle poodle bottles
paddled muddled duddled
fuddled wuddled
fox in socks, sir!