Don't rate me just because you have to. And if you leave me a message or comment, I will try to get back to you eventually.... However, I do not check this site often. Maybe once every couple of months at the most.
I probably haven't updated my profile since 2006-2007, so it's time to make some changes around here... you can hold off rating my profile until this message disappears, but rate away if you insist on doing so. :P
This profile is under construction.
Ahh, that's better, let's go with the large screaming text. Hahaha.
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Basic Info and Shite
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This profile is disorderly and far from perfection, so I don't expect anyone to rate me 9 or 10 (but if you insist on doing so, go ahead). It also undergoes changes, so if you like what you see, check back every so often. And by "often" I mean maybe once or twice a year. I'm not very active on this site anymore. I also swear I'm better with HTML than what you see here: either what I've done hasn't been updated in years, or I can't do something because I'm not a Premium Member.
"Stalking" on here, for me at least, isn't "stalking." It's me bookmarking your profile because I liked it enough to possibly warrant a return trip in the future. I'm too anti-social to add people as "friends."
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If you feel a need to call me by a name, you can call me by one of my many nicknames -- G, Upee, Upers, Yupes, Sigfried, Skwisgaar, et cetera. Even random names like Gordon, Jack, or Steve work -- if I know it's me you're referring to, I don't have a problem. Or you can call me Torridus, which is the pseudonym I generally use when I'm in a band (or two, or three, or four, or five...).
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I'm pretty tall (6'1"), thin (underweight), pale-skinned, and have long dark blond hair but I've been considering dyeing it -- less so as of late. I've done some male modeling before, and long blond hair is apparently a plus. I can't truly say what color eyes I have, because they change at random (though they're usually some shade of blue or grey).
I'm not saying how old I am here.... if you
really want to know, then ask. I don't believe that age is significant when talking to people; it's the level of maturity that one has achieved that truly matters.
I'm not what you would call an "open" person. There are people whom I've known for years that can't even spell my name right (pretty sad, really -- for them). This profile has much more information in it than it would 'back in the day.' I'm a very honest person; years ago, I swore never to lie... I don't feel like explaining the rationale behind it... so I always tell the truth. There's an easy loophole or two; But really, I'm pretty honest and a nice guy so I think it's easy to trust me.
I'm also slightly eccentric and anti-social. But not really. Or maybe it's true; you can find out for yourself. Sometimes it's fun to make people confused. Sometimes I end up confusing
myself, unfortunately....
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I'm rather nocturnal and like writing stories, creating music, doing arsty-fartsy stuff like drawing, writing, and so on. I currently have several novels in the midst of production - I unfortunately have never finished any (I often procrastinate), but my longest running story will hopefully take up two novel-sized books (Duologies for the win -- your "Epic Trilogies" can suck it). And it gets more insane with every chapter. But insanity and randomness are good... right? I like reading Tolkien, Anne Rice (older stuff), Cussler, Crichton, and H.P. Lovecraft the most.
I
used to have some pictures in my Portfolio if you wanted to go check it out (everything was purged in some ancient database update or whatever).... but don't bother with my journal. It shouldn't even be there; I think I used it once or twice, which is nearly inconsequential. I am also a "grammar nazi" and
will judge you on your spelling. Probably. You might want to beware, but maybe not.
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I'm quite tolerant of other religions (and like Theology), which may explain why I turned from Christianity; but at this point, I do not subscribe to any form of religion. Currently I am an Atheist, and nothing has overpowered my inherent cynicism to draw me from that path yet.
I also like Japanese stuff, including anime/manga (my favorites include Hellsing and Rurouni Kenshin) and sushi; I have a katana and I know how to use it (kenjutsu). Or "knew," really -- I haven't practiced in a long time.
I'm also semi-multilingual, but only fluent in English. When I get low on sleep I become slightly more insane than usual and will pepper my conversation with more "lol"s than normal.
I play electric guitar, acoustic guitar, electric bass, keyboards, piano, and drums. Really, I can play any instrument I have ever touched (except for the kazoo, damn that thing). I also have a lot of bands and side-projects because I hate sticking to one genre for awhile. Music is my passion more so than anything else.
I play video games too (my favorite series are Final Fantasy, 007, Soul Calibur, Devil may Cry, Guitar Hero, and Castlevania). Though I have to admit that I quit Final Fantasy after they came out with 10.
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In school, my worst subject is math. I dislike that particular subject greatly; fortunately I'm done with it permanently, and will never have to do anything more complicated than algebra again. World History and Art would be my favorites (I don't like to study my own country, which has had less than a few thousand years of history).... Currently I'm at college at well on my way towards a Bachelor's Degree in Graphic Design. I've also picked up an interest in web design, among other things.
likes:
fire
explosions
swords
drawing
listening to music (metal, classical, etc.)
video games
anime
writing
Japanese/Nordic stuff
playing music (guitar/keyboard/drums/bass/vocals)
being random
etc.
dislikes:
preppies
smokers
rap, hip-hop, r&b
country, bluegrass
gospel, christian rock
most forms of authority
liars
cowards
retards/ idiots/ imbeciles
haters
etc.
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Music and Shite
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constant aural assaults are generally provided by the following
(Be warned, this is only a PARTIAL list):
1349
The 69 Eyes
A Perfect Circle
AC/DC
Agalloch
Alice In Chains
Amon Amarth
Amorphis
Anathema
Arch Enemy
Arcturus
Bathory
Between The Buried And Me
Black Label Society
Black Sabbath
Bolt Thrower
Bullet For My Valentine
Burzum
Cannibal Corpse
Cathedral
Celtic Frost
Children Of Bodom
Chopin
Christian Death
Cradle Of Filth
Danzig
Darkthrone
Das Ich
Death Angel
Deathspell Omega
Deicide
Demon Hunter
DevilDriver
Dimmu Borgir
DIO
Dissection
Disturbed
Draconian
Electric Wizard
Emperor
Enslaved
Evanescence
Exodus
Falkenbach
Gamma Ray
God Forbid
Gorgoroth
Grand Magus
Guns N' Roses
HammerFall
Helloween
HIM [His Infernal Majesty]
Iced Earth
Immortal
In Flames
Iron Maiden
Isis
Judas Priest
Kataklysm
Katatonia
Lacuna Coil
Lamb Of God
Leaves' Eyes
Led Zeppelin
Linkin Park
Manowar
Marilyn Manson
Mastodon
Megadeth
Metallica
Misfits (Glenn Danzig-era)
Morbid Angel
Nightwish
Nile
Nirvana
Novembre
Old Man's Child
Opeth
Pantera
Paradise Lost
Pink Floyd
Rammstein
Rob Zombie
Rush
Santana
Satyricon
Saxon
Scorpions
Sentenced
Shadows Fall
Six Feet Under
Slayer
Slipknot
Soulfly
Testament
Trivium
Turisas
Type O Negative
Ulver
Vader
Van Halen
Yanni
Yngwie Malmsteen
My taste in music is extremely eccentric; I will listen to just about anything, although I do prefer music that isn't mainstream. My favorite bands would be those in vein of Opeth, Dream Theater, Between The Buried And Me, etc.
According to iTunes the albums I play most are as follows: Pass The Flask (The Bled), Sandwich (Psychostick), Fortress (Protest The Hero), The End Is Begun (Three), and the Resident Evil Soundtracks.
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Quizzes and Shite
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Upir is your Vampire name.
Your name means that you are a Vampire who has many
friends, and few enemies. Other Vampires know
not to cross your vengefull path.
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What is your Vampire name?
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
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You aren't sure where you came from. Perhaps your sire did an embrace and ran. Or maybe your sire was an outcast himself. Either way, your powers are unique and really don't belong to any clan...or maybe a little from each. Because you of these circumstances, you aren't really sure where you belong. You tend to wander and do a bit of soul searching in your eternal life. Maybe some day...you have a while after all.
What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?
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You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You
are not really the stereotypical hero, but you
do fight for good. Just in your own way. For
you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil
person, if it is for justice. You
also don't belive in mourning all the time and
think that once you've hit a bad stage in life
you just have to get up again. It's pointless
to concentrate on emotional pain and better to
just get on with everything. You also are a
down to earth type of person and think before
you act. Impulsive people may annoy you
somewhat.
Main weapon: Sword
Quote: "Always do the right thing.
This will gratify some people and astonish the
rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile
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You are the Lone Wolf. Dark, silent, mysterious you
stalk the hidden corners of the night. You
avoid the living and the undead, preferring the
high roofs of the city and the low tunnels of
the streets.
What Fictional Vampire Archtype are You? brought to you by Quizilla
In a Past Life... |
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You Were: A Genius Warrior.
Where You Lived: Saudi Arabia.
How You Died: Hung for treason. |
You Are 50% Normal
(Somewhat Normal)
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While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself |
| You scored as Black Metallist. You love black metal the most, you like to study a lot about paganism, atheistsm and satanism, you are intelligent and know that devil worship is gay, you are also intelligent in making your own point of views especially in religion and politics.
Black Metallist | | 83% | Heavy Metal/Old School | | 70% | Funeral Doom Metallist | | 63% | Death Metallist | | 62% | Thrash Metalist | | 58% | Power Metalist | | 53% | Progressive Metalist | | 45% | Non-Metal | | 28% |
Which metal genre do you love the most? (Prepare for a long quiz!!!)
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Quotes and Shite
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"We all die, it's just a matter of how."
-Braveheart
"Only two things in life are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
"Naught's had, all's spent,
Where our desire is got without content:
'Tis safer to be that which we destroy,
Than, by destruction, dwell in doubtful joy."
-Macbeth (Act III, scene 2)
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If you want to put me on your friend list, send me a message first.... thanks. I like to know when it happens.
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