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About me...
Thousands of years ago when i ruled the world, the dinosaurs had a child........and that...is where babies come from.
Name? Jospeh
Nicknames? Joe, Joey, Joe Joe, and Squirell Master
Date of birth? 17 Aug. 1984
Sex? yes plz....jk male
Height? 5'8"
What is your zodiac sign? Leo
What is your Chinese zodiac sign? Rat
Eye color? depends on my mood
Where were you born? Sanbernardino, Ca
Number of candles on your last birthday cake? idr
Pets? 1 dog
Hair color? brown
Piercings? no
Town you live in? Myrtle Point
Favorite foods? Pizza
Ever been to Africa? no
Been toilet papering? yes
Love someone so much it made you cry? yes
Been in a car accident? almost
Croutons or bacon bits? croutons
Favorite day of the week? Sunmontueswednesthursfrisaturday
Favorite resturant? idk
Favorite flower? roses
Favorite sport to watch? football, soccer, rugby, tennis, and bowling
Favorite drink? idk
Favorite ice cream flavor? Strawberry
Warner Bros. or Disney? WB
Favorite fast food restuarant? idk
Carpet color in your bedroom? brown
How many times did you fail your driver's test? none, i havent taken it yet
Whom did you get your last email from
? idk....sum company ive never heard of
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? idk
What do you do most often when you are bored? talk to myself
Most annoying thing to say to me? idk....ill tell u when u say it
Bedtime? whenever i fall asleep
Favorite TV show? well i like anime but i dont no which 1 is my favorite
Last person you went out to dinner with?: Travis and my brothers
Been out of country? no
Believe in magick? wut type of magick
Ford or Chevy? chevy
What are you listening to right now? an aircooler and a bunch of ppl
Have you ever failed a grade? no
If you have, what grade did you fail? no
Do you have a crush on someone? nope
Do you have a bf/gf? nope
If so, what is their name? no
How long have you been together? uhhhh...NOOOOOO!!!!!! GRRRRR!!!!
What are you wearing right now? um...clothes
Would you have sex before marriage? no
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers? possibly i cant remember
Are you a virgin? yes
Do you smoke? no
Do you drink? no
Are you ghetto? describe ghetto, i no 2 many forms of ghetto
Are you a player? no
What are your favorite colors? blue, black,and white
What is your favorite animal? wolf
Do you have any birthmarks? yes
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked? close
Who do you talk to most on the phone? no1
Have you ever been slapped? yup
Do you get online a lot? whenever i can
Are you shy or outgoing? shy, but outgoing once u get to no me
Do you shower? of course
Do you hate school? yup
Do you have a social life? yes
How easily do you trust people? easily...untill they prove that i cant trust them
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing? i have secrets i would be surprised knowing
Would you ever sky dive? hell ya
Do you like to dance? no
Have you ever been out of state? yup
Do you like to travel? sumtimes
Have you ever been expelled from school? nope
Have you ever been suspended from school? nope
Do you want to get out of your hometown? ya...who doesnt
Are you spoiled? no
Are you a brat? no


Have you ever been dumped? yup
Have you ever gotten high? nope
Do you like snapple? yup
Do you drink a lot of water? sumtimes
What toothpaste do you use? doesnt matter aslong as it cleans my teeth
Do you have a cell phone? yes
Do you have a curfew? no
Who do you look up to? no1
Are you a role model? no
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point? yes, six flags several times
What name brand do you wear the most? idk
What kind of jewelry do you wear? my watch
What do you want pierced? nothing
Do you like takin pictures? sumtimes
Do you like gettin your picture taken? no
Do you have a tan? only during the summer
Do you get annoyed easily? no
Have you ever started a rumor? no
Do you have your own phone or phone line? um...ya, i have a cell PHONE!!!
Do you have your own pool? nop
Do you prefer boxers or briefs? boxerbriefs
Do you have any siblings? yes
Have you ever been played? idk
Have you ever played anyone? no
Do you get along with your parents? yes
How do you vent your anger? no...i hold it in
Have you ever ran away? yes
Have you ever been fired from a job? no
Do you even have a job? not yet

Do you daydream a lot? yes
Do you have a lot of ex's? no
Do you run your mouth? no
What do you want a tattoo of? nothing
What do you have a tattoo of? *sigh* nothing
What does your ex bf/gf look like? a slut
What does your most recent crush look like? idk
Whats her/his name? idk
Have you ever been bitched out? yes many times
Are you rude? sumtimes, but not on purpose
What was the last compliment you recieved? "Are you on crack?"
Do you like getting dirty? describe "getting dirty"
Are you flexiable? not really no
What is your heritage? idk
What is your lucky number? i dont have 1
What does your hair look like right now? short
Could you ever be a vegetarian? yes
Describe your looks? im 5'8", i weigh 153lbs, and i have brown hair. if u want to no anything else just ask
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color? black
Would you ever date someone younger than you? yes
Would you ever date someone older than you? yes
When was the last time you were drunk? never How many rings until you answer the phone? normally 2 or 3
Have you ever been skinny dipping? no
If yes, when was the last time? no
When was the last time you went on a date? 4yrs ago
Do you look more like your mother or father? probably my father
Do you cry a lot? no
Do you ever cry to get your way? no
What phrase do you use most when on the phone? hi
Are you the romantic type? yes, or atleast i try to be
Have you ever been chased by cops? no
What do you like most about your body? nothing
What do you like least about your body? nothing
When did you have your first crush? in junior high
When was the last time you threw up? idr
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes? blondes but i like bruntettes too
Do you ever wear shirts that show your belly? no
What about cleavage? NO
Is your best friend a virgin? um...no, none of myfriends are virgins
Have you ever fucked someone up? yup
Have you ever been fucked up? almost
What theme does your room have? um..idk i sleep in the living room
What size show do you wear? Y????
What is your screen name on AIM? i dont have AIM i have MSN
How are you feeling right now? um.....ok i guess
When was the last time you were at a party? i dont do parties
Have you ever given a lapdance? WUT????? NO!!!!!
Have you ever recieved one? no
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you? probably
What is one of your bad qualilties? my sarcasm
What is one of your good qualilties? my personality
Would you marry for money? no
What do you drive? no
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child? neither
So? what?
Well? HI!!!!
When was the last time you cried in school? never
Would you ever hook up with the same sex? um...probably not
What kind of music do you like? all kinds
Would you ever bungee jump? hell ya
What is your worst fear? fear itself
Would you ever join the army? no
Do you like cows? cows?????? um, idk
If you were to die today, what would you do? nothing
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it be? depends on who it is

Do you like to party? i told u i dont do parties
Hearts or broken hearts? um.....hearts?
Moons or stars? moons
Coke or pepsi? coke
Favorite scent? idk
Favorite band? idk
Would you ever dye your hair red? no
How many languages can you speak? 1
Right, lefty or ambidextrous: Ambidextrous i can walk on both hands
What is your favorite game: The Final Fantasy sagas
Do you skateboard?: No, im more BMX
Do you study martial arts: kinda
Do you like modeling and/or acting?: I act like I like my job, does that count?
Do you believe in vampires: Of course.
Have you ever played a oiuja board or used tarrot cards: Yes....tarrot cards.
Do you like to rave or go to clubs often: No
Do you like meeting new people and hanging out: Yes
Are you evil: Depends on my attitude for the day

Love Questions
Are you in Love?: no
Are you single or taken?: single
If single, for how long?: almost a year

Favorites:
gum? idk
restaurant?idk
drink?idk
season? summer
type of weather?hot
emotion?idk
game? the final fantasy sagas
thing to do on a half day? do sumthing productive
late-night activity? sleep
hobbies: almost anything
movies: 2 many
actors: 2 many
time of day: night
sport: Football, bowling, soccer, rugby, tennis, and track and field.
anime: WAY 2 MANY
Kind of Food:: pizza
Color:: blue, black, white
Kind of Music:: all kinds except country
Animal:: wolf
Place to be?: with my friends
Comedian:: Ron White, Bill Engval, Jeff Foxworthy, and Larry the Cable Guy
Game Show:: The Price is Right
George W. Bush:: WHY!!!
Gay Marriage:: its cool.....let them be wut they wanna be
Rocketing Gas Prices:: WUT!?!?!?!?
Drunk Driving:: bad
Legal Driving Age:: 16
Anorexia:: Eat more food

When was the last time you...
cried: After my grandmother passed away (october 7th, 2004).
played a sport: I cant think back that far.
laughed: Yesterday
hugged someone: Yesterday
kissed someone: I cant think back that far.
felt depressed: Last month, i think
felt elated: Huh?......wut does that mean?
lied: Last week.

What was the last...
word you said: Said
thing you ate: Mac and cheese.
song you listened to: IDK
thing you drank: Coffee.
place you went to: Home
movie you saw: Saw.
movie you rented: Saw and Anacondas.
concert you attended: Ive never been to a concert.

Who was the last person you...
hugged: Sheyenne
cried over: My grandmother.
kissed: Ummmmmmm.....IDR
shared a secret with: Travis
were angry with: Alycia and i still am (that stupid ......).
couldn't take your eyes off of: Sheyenne.
obsessed over: Sheyenne

Have you ever...
danced in the rain: Once.
kissed someone: Yes
done drugs: No
drank alcohol: Yes, but not on purpose
slept around: Hell no!!!!!!
spun until you were immensely dizzy: Yes

What is/are...
Words you overuse: like, dude, nifty, hey, ya know.
Phrases you overuse: Uh uh oooooooo riiiiiiight
Your first thought when you wake up: Wut time is it?
Your greatest accomplishment: Finding a girl who likes me for who and wut i am
Something you want to do: Become a cook.

This or that...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Black or white: Black
Egypt or France: France
Soda/Punch: both
Sour/Sweet: both
Summer/Winter: summer
Christmas/Thanksgiving: uhhhh!!!!
Easy/Challenging: challenging
Light/Dark: dark
Sun/Moon: moon
TV/Movies: TV
Out with Friends/Out with Family: out with friends
Cat/Dog: dog
Penguin/Dolphin: both
Book/Magazine: book

In the past month have you...
Gone out of state: No
Drank alchohal: No
Smoked: No
Got high: No
Done any drugs: No
Gone skinny dipping: No
Been dumped: Nope
Dyed your hair: no
Stolen anything: No

Your friends!
Craziest: Travis and myself
Loudest: Ryan
Most shy: Myself
Blondest: Danyel
Smartest: Myself

Kindest: Myself
Best personality: Myself
Most talented: Travis
Best singer: Dont no
Most ghetto: My brother Matt
Pain in the ass: Alycia...royaly
The one you just want to strangle to death: Alycia....im not joking, ill do it,.
Funniest: My bro Nathan.
Best person for advice: Myself.
Dependable: Travis.
Trustworthy: Travis.
Druggie: Idk
Most likely to end up in jail: Ryan.
Person you've known the longest: Danyel
Loudest:: Ryan
Quietest:: Myself
Nicest:: myself
Person who doesn't think before they speak:: Matthew
Outspoken:: Danyel
Annoying:: Nathan
Popular or has best chance of becoming popular:: Travis
Best Dressed:: Travis
Worst Dressed:: Matthew
Sweetest:: Myself
Giving:: Myself
Selfish:: Alycia
Ungrateful:: Alycia
Social Butterfly:: Ryan
Will be crowned Most Likely to Succeed by their class:: Ryan

The Last...
Last dream: I wuz standing in total darkness
Last nightmare: idr
Car ride: Last week
Last time you cried: Last year
Last movie seen: Last nite
Last movie rented: Last week
Last book read: Squirell Nutkin (cuz squirells r cool)
Last word said: Said
Last curse word said: Fuck
Last time you laughed: Last nite
Last phone call: Like 2 hours ago
Last CD played: Last nite
Last song you listened to: idr
Last annoyance: My friends siblings
Last IM: yesterday
Last weird encounter: Last nite when that deer attacked me
Last person you hugged: Sheyenne
Last person you yelled at: Myself
Last time you wore a skirt: Ummmmm.... I dont wear skirts!!!!
Last time you've been evil: When that deer attacked me
Last time you were sarcastic: Everyday.
Last time you fought with your parents: Like 4yrs ago
Last time you wished upon a star: That wuz a long time ago like when i 7 or maybe 6
Played Truth or Dare: In Junior High
Spent quality time alone; Everday

Random thoughts...
Are you lonely: Ya
Have u spent most of ur life in bars pursuing the sins of the flesh: This guys good
Do u feel the urge to send me $1000: close, thought he wuz talking to me for a second.
Ever TP'd someone's house: Does a skool count
How about egging someone's house: Does a skool count
Do you not like dislike not like me: WUT!?!?!?!
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you: yes
How many languages do you speak: 3, but i can only speak one fluently
George W. Bush:: WHY!!!
Gay Marriage:: its cool.....let them be and do wut they wanna be and do
Drunk Driving:: bad
Legal Driving Age:: 16
Anorexia:: Eat more food




WereWolf
So you're a wolfie eh? We'll you're not only very stubborn and blunt - but youre damn hairy my friend. But hey, it works on you. You like arguing and you like being on top. Yes - that way too :-p. Teams always appeal to you when you know you can excell with them. Try to relax a little more. At the same time. You are damn sexy. Hell yes.

Sky Angel
You are the Sky Angel.You are calm, peaceful and serene.It can take an eternity to make you angry, but you can be very distructive on a whim.You can be slow to make friends, but you will stick by somone through thick and thin, and won't betray them, like the night.You like blues and whites, pastely colours.You are also atracted to birds, as they share your domain.

God of Light
Innocent and a bit shy, but pure and clear at the same time. You are one half of the true god, combing light with darkness makes the whole world live. You tend to do whatever is going on, go with the flow, ya know?

Sprite of Fire
Brave, strong willed, loyal and passionate You are a sprite of Fire. Full of passion, bravery and spice you are the living embodiment of fire. You are quite arrogant and think yourself above most but that is made up for by; your passionate ability to pursue your dreams, your strong will and your powerful well skilled ability for fighting. You are a natural leader, people are somewhat drawn to you and see you as someone to look up to but you only pay attention to them if they are useful, your equal or your superior. You are a very exciting person to be near for you have a vast love of adventure and battle. Fire is a symbol of Passion if and when you choose to love you are capable of beautiful, long lasting, devoted love. You are quite wondrous!

Tenderness
You are a tender and gentle creature. You need to be cared for and you are emotional. You aren't afraid to show emotion and love. Body contact and the simplest signs of affection are what really matter to you.

What method of suicide are you?
Hanging? Your own gallows call. Your method of suicide is Hanging.

Who is your inner shapshifter?
You are a Werewolf...
Werewolves of folklore differ greatly from modern renditions seen in movies and shows. People believed there were many ways to become werewolves, such as drinking rainwater collected in a wolf's pawprint, eating meat gnawed on by a wolf, or being born with a full set of teeth or covered in a caul. And unlike movie werewolves, werewolves of old were oftentimes harmless and highly honorable! As a werewolf, you are loyal, strong and honorable, and you will protect all you hold dear with your very life. Although you are not a violent individual at heart, you will fight for what you believe in. You are a good friend and truly are a wonderful person to be around.

What Underworld characher are you?
LUCIAN: You are Lucian!
Cunning and feared, Lucian is the leader of the Lycans who the Vampires believed Viktor had killed 200 years ago. Physically and psychologically powerful, Lucian is determined to develop a master breed; a hybrid of werewolves and vampires. To do this, he must find the one with genetically perfect blood.

What serial kille are you? You are Jason. You are the greatest killer of them all! Keep up the good work so know one pushes you off the top off the list! YOU ARE THE MOST RUTHLESS!


What is your vampire name?
Legardored is your Vampire name.
You are one hell of an insane Vampire. Anyone who
messes with you is out of their minds.

What lies behind your eyes?
In your eyes, people see life... You see yourself as just an average person! You enjoy life, love wildlife, but also enjoy time with those who know you best. You like to get outdoors and let your mind wander over all of the mysteries god gave to you. You don't really have a certain sanctuary because you're so well-rounded, but you like having fun and adventures, but can also be found sitting quietly about, reading a book. You have a pretty good life ahead of you, never trade it for anything else :)

What attracts you to people?
Your personality. In your eyes, people see life... You see yourself as just an average person! You enjoy life, love wildlife, but also enjoy time with those who know you best. You like to get outdoors and let your mind wander over all of the mysteries god gave to you. You don't really have a certain sanctuary because you're so well-rounded, but you like having fun and adventures, but can also be found sitting quietly about, reading a book. You have a pretty good life ahead of you, never trade it for anything else :)

What Color is Your Heart?
Your heart is blue. Ahh so who broke your heart? You were happy while it lasted, and now you are crushed and depressed. But you will one day love again. after all better to have love and lost than to have not loved at all right?


Your wings are BROKEN and tattered. You are
an angelic spirit who has fallen from grace for
one reason or another - possibly, you made one
tragic mistake that cost you everything. Or
maybe you were blamed for a crime you didn't
commit. In any case, you are faithless and
joyless. You find no happiness, love, or
acceptance in your love or in yourself. Most
days are a burden and you wonder when the
hurting will end. Sweet, beautiful and
sorrowful, you paint a tragic and touching
picture. You are the one that few understand.
Those that do know you are likely to love you
deeply and wish that they could do something to
ease your pain. You are constantly living in
memories of better times and a better world.
You are hard on yourself and self-critical or
self-loathing. Feeling rejected and unloved,
you are sensitive, caring, deep, and despite
your tainted nature, your soul is
breathtakingly beautiful.

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You're the Doughboys! Your true evil is split
between wanting to do two different but evil
things. However you're just a manifestation of
inner chaos. Back to the darkness, fiend!




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you're a gaurdian angel. you fight and protect the
people you love and vaule.


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Take the quiz: "which chaos god are you?"

Khorne
You are Khorne! Khorne also known as the blood god, is the god of war. Sitting atop a huge brass thrown with skulls at the bottom he comands his legions to spill blood in his name

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Dark
You remain a Dark vampire,you a somewhat quiet, but have a quick temper and feed off of human blood 1-2 a month to keep your status low from mortals, you prefer to hunt alone rather than with others. You go!


Barbie Goth -- Why are you gothic? Unfortunately,
your kind is growing in numbers. When the rage
to be gothic surged in America, it brought
along with it Hot Topic. Basically a chance for
preps to say, "Wow. I can afford to be
gothic and then all of the tragic people at
school will love me!"


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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore

Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

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Khepri
You are Khepri ! Khepri was a god of creation, the movement of the sun, and rebirth. The scarab beetle lays its eggs in a ball of dung. Then, it rolls the ball along the ground until the young beetles are ready to hatch. When the young beetles are ready, they crawl out of the ball. The ancient Egyptians believed that the beetles just appeared from nowhere- as they believed that their creator god had appeared from nowhere. Thus, they thought that the scarab beetle was special. In certain creation stories, Khepri is connected with the god Atum. He is also connected with the sun god Ra who pushed the sun through the sky every day.


Raw Energy- You can create raw energy from your
emotions, this enables you to be always on your
guard and inflict pain to those who threaten
you- be careful, for what may come as a surge
of power could diminish if the purpose was
solely for destruction


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You Are a Warrior Soul

You're a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating. You don't give up. You're committed and brave. Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle. Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog. You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods. You also value honesty and fairness a great deal. You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding. You're a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others. Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul

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Car Accedent
you like life and ull die lest suspectfully

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Fire Dragon
Rage, passion, you burn with the essence of a powerful flame. You are powerful and majestic and dont let anyone stand in your way without a fight.

Your Birthdate: August 17

Your birth on the 17th day of the month suggests that you are very lucky financially, because this date indicates a solid business sense. Although you are probably very honest and ethical, this birthday enables you to be shrewd and successful in the world of business and commercial enterprise. You have excellent organizational, managerial, and administrative capabilities enabling you to handle large projects and significant amounts of money with relative ease. You are ambitious and highly goal-oriented, although you may be better at starting projects than you are at finishing them. A sensitivity in your nature, often repressed below the surface of awareness, makes it hard to give or receive affection.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

You Are 16 Years Old

16 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?