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My name is Yoel and I am a vampire. Ahh, it feels nice to just say that! I am 145 years old and my birthday was in August. I came to this website looking for other H. s. sanguine vampiris like myself. If you are like me or even think you are, please feel free to contact me. If you would just like to talk, I will try to make time seeing as I'm very busy.

I have not seen another of my race for over 60 years and I would be exuberant to encounter more vampires.

To kill me, well, nothing can kill me. People have tried, believe me! Garlic, holy water, crosses, prayers, stakes through the heart. It won't kill me. It is all made up by my race centuries ago in order to protect itself. Giving humans hope that they can kill us. Sunlight doesn't hurt me. I will not burst into flames though I do wonder how that would feel like. I can be photographed.

The time of the H. S. Sanguine Vampiris is coming, and we will once again be the dominant race on this planet!