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-i'm Ric. hows it going? cool. well... i'm just... me. if you know me you know im weird. very different and wild. ill talk to just about any one. ill randomly go up to people i dont know. -i dont do drugs, i hate drugs, and think its a waist of time and pointless. -YES, i have snake bites, i have gauges, i also have 12 tattoos as of now, so dont ask if I have them, lmao. -ill try anything once. ask me and i will unless its going to kill me or its drugs. -i talk a lot and i think im crazy. i used to think my life was like the Truman show, the movie. and i used to think old people were ninjas spying on me to see what i was up to. and i thought there was video cameras everywhere watching me. yeah, pretty crazy. -btw, i am a pokemon in disguise. just to let u know. -i was abducted by aliens when i was about 12. its a long story. well at least i think i was. yeah, im pretty sure i was. -i love music. i listen to music all the time. i listen to almost anything, except polka. i hate that shit. i even listen to some country. -i like reading too. yep. -there is something i like about water too but i cant tell you that. nope. well i could tell someone if they asked. -pretty eyes make me MELT. i LOVE eyes. it’s the first thing i notice about girls. -i want to run away. literally. and i want to find the one that will run away with me. start our lives all over again. we'll be new, clean, fresh, innocent! the one girl who will climb to the top of the apple tree for me just like i would for her. -im addicted to texting. -i watch lots of movies cuz i get bored easily. -im addicted to guitar hero. -i have a pretty good sense of humor. -when i get bored i also drive around and find sometin to do. -i like to go out in the country and go field chopppin. lol. -i like walking around department stores for no reason what so ever. on weekends thats what me and my buddies do. -i eat mentos and diet coke together. its a great choice. -im in love with monster energy drinks tho. they are the shit. -i work every day but i can always find time to go out for some reason. -i have insomnia so i stay up pretty late, thats probably y i sleep in. -i enjoy cooking but its no longer something that i want to peruse as a career. -i really wanna b a tattoo artist. -im kick ass with art. -for now im just a piercer and hopefully that will get me into tattooing easier -im spontaneous and i rarely plan things out ahead of time unless its somethin i really wanna do. -im a major pyro. i love to play with fire. i almost caught my old apartment building on fire once cuz i set the first floor hallway up. my bad. -i get annoyed easily and dont mean to. i can b short but dont mind it. -i love prank calls or txts. -i love getting my number changed and fucking with the people in my phone book. -i can act like the best drunk or retarded person on the phone. -but I don’t drink -im usually kinda shy around girls, but it really depends. -that dosent really matter tho cuz I found the gurl im going to spend the rest of my life with ♥ -if u wanna know more, just ask me |
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you ," mean it FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson ! SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions. EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone The caller will hear it in your voice. TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone. |
that should have been read to us when we were little: Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so." That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't fucking think so. |
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