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sticks and stones are hard on bones aimed
with angry art. words can sting like anything
but silence breaks the heart.

I only know how to do things 3 ways:
the WRONG way.
the RIGHT way.
and MY way.which is really the WRONG way, only faster

The fact that you're not answering me leads me to believe that
(a) you're not home,
(b) you're home but you don't want to talk to me, or
(c) you're home, desperately want to talk to me,
but you're trapped under something heavy.
If its either (a) or (c), please give me a call.

If you're in a war, instead of throwing
a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one
of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make
everyone think how stupid war is,
and while they are thinking, you can
throw a real grenade at them.
+ + Jack Handy

I have skittles
in my mouth.
Wanna taste
the rainbow?

F.I.N.A.L.S
Fuck I Never
Actually Learned Shit


I want someone who won't care that
I never wear shoes,
that I'm incapable of staying still,
that I can't grasp the concept of cleaning
& I refuse to be lady-like.
Someone who realizes that half the decisions I make, I'll regret and
I have the right to over-react at any given moment.
I want someone who knows I'm completely insane and they wouldn't want me any other way


You say I’m a slut, mhm, I see. But you know if I had a dick, you'd be the first to blow me

in the end, we all end up being
the people we swore we would never be