On Myspace as Captain Cracker
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What do I say on this thing here? I'm a redneck who grew up in a small rual town called Saugerties in upstate New York but have been travling around as of late completing my education. I suppose I can disscuss what I like and hobbies. I enjoy action movies, comedies, westerns and deals like that. When it comes to the music I listen to that is narrowed down to rock, southern rock, country, and some metal. When I have sometime off or some ambition I love to target shoot, fish, hunt, chop wood and work some land. I can't say Im into the whole goth deal but to each their own I guess. My heroes will always be my father, Jesus Christ, Hank Hill, John Wayne, President Abe Lincoln, President George Wahington, Hank Williams (sr and jr), General George S.Patton, Dale Earnhardt Sr, Chuck Norris, Toby Keith, and Lawrence Taylor. Now I don't go looking for trouble but I love to fight and even if the odds are against me I still have never and will never back down from anyone, it ain't the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog. Another thing i've learned over 20 hard years of living is that you shouldn't let peoples likes and hatred of you consume your life. There will always be people that like you and there will always be those who hate you in life. The best course of action is to ignore those who hate you and embrace the ones that give a damn, lifes to short to worry about changing folks minds. Another thing folks is that I do not E-mail folks I meet on these or any other chat forms, nothing personal is just something unless a situation warrants it, but starting now I will use my IM acount.
People I can stand-Honest, honorable, patriotic, hard working and people with good morale codes.
People I hate-Hippes, Al-Quieda, America haters, Michale Moore, liars, clowns, Hillary Clinton, cocky little S.O.B.'s, Emos, self loatihng fucks, and band wagon sports fans
I've been cooking all my own meals since I was eight years old and have grown a foundness for it. I consider myself the samitch king and my specialty is a samitch I call the Italian Stalion. Basicly you take two toasted pieces of seeded Italian Wonderbread, (or a sub roll) slap on some some smoked provolone, slam down some genioua salomi, samitch peperoni along with some pepper cracked ham, and one slice of smoked provolone (or two your call) then nuke (microwave) it all togetherfor about 10-20 seconds, add some Franks Red Hot if needed and you will have the greatest damn samitch expirence ever. Wash it down with a cold beer or a Pepsi and your belly will smile. ^_^
Fashion tips- Cowboy boots, a hat, blue jeans and camoflauge make anyone look better, except for Rosie O'donel, only a coffin would make that bitch look better.
Descriptions of me huh, well Iam 5'10, 167lbs (down from 230lbs and back up from 140lbs), dark brown almost balck hair, brownish hazelish eyes(Depending on who ya ask personaly I can't tell the difference), growing back my mustache and beard after I lost a bet. Since then they have grown back to their original glory and are better than ever.
My favorite songs by my favorite artists are "Courtesy of the Red white and Blue" by Toby Keith, "Ghost riders in the Sky" by Johny Cash,"Your Cheating Heart" by Hank Sr, "Country Boy Can Survive" by Hank Jr, "I Don't Know" by Hank 3,
"Days of Thunder" by Brooks and Dunn, "Of Wolf and Man" by Metallica, "Meat Sandwitch" by GWAR, "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" by Charlie Danelies, "Eagle" by Waylon Jennings, "Crazy" by Willie Nelson, "I'm Comin" by Will Smith, "O.R.R." by Lynyrd Skynrd, "These are my People" by Rodney Atkins, "Honkytonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Atkins, "Buffalo Stampede" by Cowboy Troy, "Chevys and the Fords" by Keith Bryant, "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns and Roses, "Rockstar" by Nickleback, "Kyle's Mom's a Stupid Bitch In D-minor "by Erik Cartmen, "Riding With Private Malone" by David Ball, "Take This Job and Shove IT" by Johny Paycheck, "Rodeo" by Garth Brooks, "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath, "American Badass" by Kid Rock, "Where the Stars and Stripes, and the Eagle Fly" by Aaron Tippin, "Holler Back" by The Lost Trailers, "She Thinks My Tractors Sexy" by Kenny Chesney, "Legion Of Doom" by A Perfect Murder, "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi, "Good Time" by Allan Jackson, "Highway To Hell" by AC/DC, "God Bless Texas" by Little Texas, "Gambler" by Kenny Rodgers, "Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor, "Bartender Song(Sittin' At The Bar)" by Rehab: featuring Hank Williams Jr, "Click Click Boom" by Saliva
My favorite T.V. shows and movies are "Walker Texas Ranger", Familly Matters", "Fresh Prince of Bel-air", "Dukes of Hazzard", "The Simpsons", "M*A*S*H", "House", "Family Guy", "The Rifleman", "Harley Davidson and the Marlbaro Man", the "Rocky", "Rambo", "Robocop" Ernest", "Diehard", "Bevely Hills Cop", "Missing in Action" and "Terminator" series, "Talledaga Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby", "King of Queens", "South Park", "Deadliest Catch", "The Ultimate Fighter" The Blue Collar Tour" series, "The Good the Bad and the Ugly", all John Wayne movies, "Married With Children", "Iron Man", "The Dark Knight", old Adam Sandler, "Godzilla" movies, "Trick My Truck", "King of the Hill", "Tom and Jerry", all the "Star Trek" movies and shows, "Star Wars", the American 80's versions of "G.I. Joe", "TMNT", and "Transformers", "Wild Hogs" "NFL Football", "NFL Networks: Americas Game", "Sports Center",
"NFL Live", "WWE Monday Night Raw", "WWE Friday Night Smackdown", "TNA Wrestlings: Impact", "NASCAR Sprint Cup Series", "Ice Road Truckers", "Mythbusters", "Histories Mysteries", "Monsterquest", "CMTs' Top 20 Countdown", "Beavis and Butthaed", "The Cosby Show", "The Naked Gun", "Airplane", "Good Guys Wear Black", "AVP", "AVPR", "Predator", "American Chopper", "The Longest Yard", "Smokey And The Bandit" parts 1 and 2, "E.T.", "Mars Attacks", "King Kong", "Independence Day", "MIB", "MIB 2", "Rolling Kansas", "Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back", "Dogma", "3", "Space Balls", "Super Troopers", "Cobra", "Demotition Man", "Major Payne", "Blank Man", "Next Friday", "Ghost Dad", "Space Jam", "C.S.I.", "Cops" "Coming To America"
I have also had many pets in my day although most are sadly no longer with us. One of them was my red pommeranian Megahn, she lived for 13 years and will always be the best dog I ever had. And there was Cappy, my white pom who liked to pee on people (no thats not a joke I'm serious) and my cocketeil King who were stolen from me by relatives who then moved to Florida.
Is it just me or is it a bit odd that I tend to hang out with just about any group of folks, rednecks, G's, game nuts, computer geeks, city folk and so many others. But I think that the answer is that beer brings people together. Pop open some Coors, Budweiser, Sam Adams, or Jack Daniels and we all forget about the fighting and we all have a common goal, to get as drunk as the good lord allows and just have a good time until the hangover hits in the morning. GOD BLESS ALCHOHOL IN ALL ITS FORMS!
You know how when we go out and buy cars these days they all seem to suck? Needless complication is the answer to that my freinds. Why do we "need" 10 DVD players in a car that we use mostly just to go to work? Hell even trucks and s.u.v's have been castrated now for the most part. They aren't built for work or offroading anymore, just for soccermoms and white collar pencil pushers so they feel like men when they most likely can't even fish or clean a gun. It's a shame my people that this is happening now days all in the sake of comfort. Hell give me a 1997 F-350 diesele with a turbo and 2 inch lift on it so I can haul a bass boat, plow a driveway, go to work and offroad on the weekends and I'm as happy as pig in shit. Ofcourse for now I'll have to make do with my Simplicity lawnmower, which are road legal as long as you keep them to the side of the road and use hand turn signals.
I have a public service anouncment for anyone who will ever read this in the future especially other stupid young men like me. No matter how much someone bets you, NEVER PUT ICY-HOT ON YOUR GENITALS, TRUST ME THE PAIN IS NOT WORTH IT!
Also about the New York Giants of which I'm a lifelong fan and unlike those bandwagon bitches that cheer for the New England Patriots I can actualy name the Giants roster with roughly 80% accuracy. Do not count them out. Yes we lost Strahan to retirement, yes Umenoria is gone with a knee injury, we traded that overrated Shockey to the Saints but damnit I'm sick of even when they beat the Patriots in the Superbowl that they still get no respect any where. Everyone has the Dallas Cowboys pegged to take the NFC East title and even the NFC and Super Bowl championship just because they keep buying guys with name recognition. But names alone don't make great teams and the Giants will prove a lot of people wrong this year and I can't wait to see it happen and watch all those bandwagon bitches cry again.
New York Football Giants 8-1
New York Giants,16 over Washington Redskins,7
New York Giants,41 over St Louis Rams,13
New York Giants,26 over Cincinati Bengals,23 (In Overtime)
Week 4 Bye
New York Giants,44 Seatle Seahawks,6
New York Giants,14 Cleavland Browns,35
New York Giants,29 San Fransisco 49's,17
New York Giants,21 Pittsburgh Steelers,14
New York Giants,35 Dallas Cowboys,14
New York Giants,36 Phillidalphia Eagles,31
As you can tell from the paragragh above I'm a huge sports fan. NFL, AFL, AHL UFC, NASCAR, WWE, TNA, (okay I know pro wrestlings fake but I don't care) Boxing and Baseball to a lesser extent. As far as my favorites go in each that's easy, The New York Giants(NFL),The New York Dragons(AFL), The Albany River Rats(AHL), Chuck Liddel(UFC),Dale Earnhardt Jr(NASCAR), Undertaker(WWE), Jeff Jarrett(TNA), Evander Holyfield(Boxing) and The New York Yankees(MLB).
I also have a tremendous amount of pride for Upstate New York, especialy Ulster county. People are typicly shocked when I tell them I'm from New York (or that my name ain't Hank or Dale) because most people think city when they hear New York. Well let me tell you that piece of the state is the most amazing place (in my opinion) to live in on the eastern sea board. The Summers are hot and humid as all hell but that just makes for more days sitting on the shore with a line in the water. Not enough can be said about the Autom folige which has to be seen to believe. The Spiring wet season just means more mud for offroading. The only downside are the just almost unbarable Winters, but more snow means snow mobiling so there is an upside to every aspect of the area.
By the way here's how to play a drinking game we call pocketbook:
M'kay it's when you take an old pocketbook and fill it with wet shit, piss and puke. You set it up on a fishing line so you can cast it out and get it back. Hide behind some bushes at night and leave it in the road. Then you wait for someone to stop and see whats in it and at night since they can't see they have to reach in to see what's in it. Then you laugh when they get sick and wipe it all over themselves(lol). Yea me and my family are dicks when we're drunk.
Believe me when I say I got a shit load of old drinking tales that are either funny , painful or both but I got to many to list on here so I won't exacly go into details about them.
