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I AINT CRAZY I KNOW WHAT I AM ON ABOUT ITS EVERY 1 ELSE WHO DONT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAH

I HAVE NOTICED ALOT OV PEOPLE GOIN ON ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE BEING HOMAPHOBIC I 4 1 AM NOT I LOVE MY HOUSE
HAHAHAHAHAHA SOZ MY BAD


STATUS- divorced
little girl walks into a toy shop and asks to see there barbie range sports barbie £9.99 horse barbie £9.99 tennis barbie £9.99 devoirced barbie £1000 the girl asks why is it that much the shop keeper replies because it comes with kens car,kens house ,kens savings ,and a key ring with kens bollox on it hahahahaha
SEXUALITY lesbian i love women ok so the lesbian bit was a joke lighten up for fuck sake
WORK bricklayer dam good 1 too

worst moment in my life lost my house playin cards got so pissed forgot were i lived
BORN UNDER ARIES GOD OF WAR





hmmm a bit about me
start with likes i suppose na scratch that b4 i start my spelling is shit so if u cant read it tuff how am i supposed too
LOVES
my children o n cider i love that stuff even after a session when u fell like a rats slept in ur mouth it was worth it
scooters their a way ov life ur on a scooter rally with 100's ov people guess what drinking cider HELL YEAH

LIKES
laughter aint that a amazin sound makes u feel pretty good aswell
vodka great stuff but aint as sweet as cider an fuck me dont it kick ur head in
smokin i love smokin goes great with a pint although u none smokers stopped us smokin in pubs if u dont like me smokin hold ur breath
people i think on the whole we aint to bad although meet some right wanka's
vegatiarians we should all own 1 to peel our potatoes
fuck that walk the cow by my table and i'll pull of the piece i want !!
poker what a great game
bannanas not fuckin around them buggers taste grrrreat
and u can use em to bribe a monkey into doing somat 4 u
work i know u think what but i work on the building some of the stuff we get up to classic u seen auf weidezien aint ya
worked away with my mates in 4 weeks we got banned from 3 hotels (no shit)
liars i do like liars for the simple reason being there lifes that shit they gotta lie poor buggers

OK IF I DONE THIS RIGHT HERES A FEW PICS TO GAZE AT JUST IN CASE U GETTIN BORED O AND I PRESSED RETURN TO MUCH SO THE PAGE IS DISSAPEARING

OK ON WITH MY HATES
simple x-wife shes just a nasty fucker
o and the tax man i work my tits off and that thiefing bastard takes 20% of my wages


bit nicer now dislikes
sprouts them things ruin ur xmas dinner i mean come on they taste like cattipillas o n make u fart well ur granny anyway
bullies belive it or not i was bullied at school until i had enough then i kicked the livin shit out ov him
kids should want to go to school not fear it lifes tuff enough at that age
messers u know them people how say there gonna do somat and dont fuckin time wasters
cups of tea yep i know i am english but that stuff just like hot water thats been standing to long
while were on the subject shit biscuits them buggers gotta be hard so when u dunk em they dont break and end up at the bottom of ur cup
o n my worst ov all is computer games that r so hard u got no chance u know the 1's were u end up punching ur telly belive me the programers r laughing there tits off when they design that part ov the game



LEAST WE NEVER FORGET