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People are like slinkies; they're boring but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
My name is Sarah and I live in Sacramento California, the golden state. I have dyed burgundy hair and blue eyes with a pale complexion.
My picture is in my portfolio, if you want to check it out.
I enjoy reading, writing, photography, fencing, amongst other things. I hope to go to UC Berkeley, and graduate with my doctorate and then move to New Orleans to pursue my career. I'm a journalist (editor on the local paper) and it takes up quite a bit of my time.
I love the ocean and sunsets along with antique books and hiking through the nearby forests. I actively seek out photography opportunities and become almost single minded when engaged in it. I find history very interesting and I am studying French and relearning German. I find gothic arcitechture and statuary beautiful and I tend to utilize them as my subjects in photographs. I'm a cat person and my favorite city of all time is San Francisco, followed closely by New Orleans. My favorite food is sushi and my favorite drink is a daquiri. I simply love summer rain.
I utterly loathe ignorance and mathematics. I can cope with crowds, but if I can, I avoid them at all costs. I don't like it when people beat around the bush and avoid the issue with me. I hate the cold and everything to do with it.
I'm going to spare you the melodrama of the typical "my life sucks and I hate the world and I want to kill myself because I can't stand life anymore." Some people ::looks pointedly at the comments:: say I'm too happy for this site, but honestly, can we please grow up and stop stereotyping? I've had my fair share of problems, but I don't feel the need to broadcast them to everyone on this site, thank you.
If you want to talk to me on messenger, I have a yahoo account. I'm las_de_vivre so talk to me sometime.
So, there I am. Nothing more, nothing less.
Now, here is one of my favorite poems that was written by Edward Gorey:
"A is for Amy who fell down the stairs,
B is for Basil assaulted by bears,
C is for Clara who wasted away,
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh,
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach,
F is for Fannie sucked dry by a leech,
G is for George smothered under a rug,
H is for Hector done in by a thug,
I is for Ida who drowned in a lake,
J is for James who took lye by mistake,
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe,
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks,
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea,
N is for Neville who died of ennui,
O is for Olive run through with an awl,
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl,
Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire,
R is for Rhonda consumed by a fire,
S is for Susan who perished of fits,
T is for Titus who flew into bits,
U is for Una who slipped down a drain,
V is for Victor squashed under a train,
W is for Winnie embedded in ice,
X is for Xerxes devoured by mice,
Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in,
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin."
Centurion You scored 74 Stubborn, 38 Crazy, 50 Agressive, and 69 Evil! |
Apperance: Life of Brian The black shaddowed person in helmet. High Light: Latin Lesson. Brian is writing a slogan to a wall, oblivious to the Roman patrol approaching from behind. The slogan is "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS". Centurion: What's this thing? "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS"? "People called Romanes they go the house"? Brian: It, it says "Romans go home". Centurion: No it doesn't. What's Latin for "Roman"? Brian: (hesitates) Centurion: Come on, come on! Brian: (uncertain) "ROMANUS". Centurion: Goes like? Brian: "-ANUS". Centurion: Vocative plural of "-ANUS" is? Brian: "-ANI". Centurion: (takes paintbrush from Brian and paints over) "RO-MA-NI". "EUNT"? What is "EUNT"? Brian: "Go". Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go"! Brian: "IRE". "EO", "IS", "IT", "IMUS", "ITIS", "EUNT". Centurion:So "EUNT" is ...? Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go". Centurion: But "Romans, go home!" is an order, so you must use the ...? (lifts Brian by his hairs) Brian: The ... imperative. Centurion: Which is? Brian: Ahm, oh, oh, "I", "I"! Centurion: How many romans? (pulls harder) Brian: Plural, plural! "ITE". Centurion: (strikes over "EUNT" and paints "ITE" to the wall) (satisfied) "I-TE". "DOMUS"? Nominative? "Go home", this is motion towards, isn't it, boy? Brian: (very anxious) Dative? Centurion:(draws his sword and holds it to Brian's throat) Brian: Ahh! No, ablative, ablative, sir. No, the, accusative, accusative, ah, DOMUM, sir. Centurion:Except that "DOMUS" takes the ...? Brian: ... the locative, sir! Centurion: Which is? Brian: "DOMUM". Centurion: (satisfied) "DOMUM" (strikes out "DOMUS" and writes "DOMUM") "-MUM". Understand? Brian: Yes sir. Centurion: Now write it down a hundred times. Brian: Yes sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar, sir. Centurion: (salutes) Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off. Brian: (very reliefed) Oh thank you sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar and everything, sir! |
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