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whats up, thanks for stoppin' by....its unfortunate that i dont have the time as of yet to fix this place up....watch your step, dont trip on the dead carcus by the bathroom, dont eat the strawberry shortcake in the fridge (that's mine bastards) make sure you knock before entering the bedroom....and please...help yourself to any mountain dew, (yeah..anything lowers your sperm count...you rat bastards trying to dethrone the dew by throwing false accusations at it..i oughta throw you into a pit of smoldering donkey crap) but yeah, take a seat, (unless you have some sweat dissorder that causes you to sweat out of every orifice of your body...then dont sit down...you nasty ass...infact you better hover..i aint havin no damned pool in here of smelly sack sweat) and write a memo, i'll get back to you, see yas!

for some reason, i feel like adding some weird things that i have consumed within these long years of consu- wait...why do they say "consume" it makes me feel like im some sort of mad creature with the thought of if i totally erase somethings (or someones) existence, i will then gain some of their better qualities and none of the qualities that they contain that may be bad in anyway to my health...hmm...consume...i bet they had that word for jesus...the prick has NOTHING wrong with him..i mean come on! (nor am i a "jesus hater" as one of my friends call it) i just think they should make him even SLIGHTLY imperfect....like..maybe he very rarely has a mild case of Irritable bowel syndrome....yeah...that'd make a lot of people wanna follow him....OK! SO! now that the rant is overwith....i shall continue.....i just "consumed" spicey nacho dorito's with very hot salsa and a mountain dew beverage...weird i know...but served it duty of curbing a mild case of munchies....


Hometown, Reno

Living in, Reno....

Lady, Crystal...yeah, shes the lady....and yeah...she likes it rough!(mmmhmmm....) she better stop likin it rough...i cant even sit down right, her spanking has just torn right through my right ass cheeks skin...(minor cuts and bruises...but that crap hurts god damnit! you try sitting down after a long night of ass paddling! LOL, nah, we been together for 2 years, going strong

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