Blood Doners Needed
I shall try my best to describe myself just for you, my sweet dears. As you have probably guessed, I have a lust for blood. But I prefer the blood of a virgin. Or a dove. If anyone knows of any bloodbanks or butchers that will serve people like me, please don't keep me in the dark! I am tired of being weak and sluggish. Psychic vampirism does not seem to do it for me, although it certainly does help quite a bit.
Let us change the subject to a happier one. Let us talk about romance. Elizabeth likes men, but she can also throughly enjoy and greatly appreciate the affections of a woman. I spend a great deal of idle time lusting after women. My sweetest fantasy is a fair-skinned, black haired child of the night.
I also enjoy tight-lacing. For those of you who don't know, tight-lacing (or waist training) a type of corsetry done by a woman (or man!) with a goal of achieving an ideal shape such as the hourglass figure or a wasp-waist. Tight-lacing actually decreases the circumference of a lady's waist. At the tender age of sixteen I would wear a corset that cinched my waist 3 inches and I would even sleep in a corset that cinched my waist an inch! In this lady's opinion, tight-lacing is actually quite unconventional these days. It makes a lady's hips appear wider, and we all know what a big no-no that is according to the culture we are being force-fed! How often do you see a lady with exaggerated hips in a magazine? And how often does a magazine show a lady in a corset with a goal OTHER than to make her look like a prostitute. I don't believe dressing feminine makes a lady weak. Ladies who think so consider femaleness itself to be a weakness. And it certainly is not! Just check Elizabeth's resume and criminal record!
Another thing I love is to dress well. As a young lady I wore a great deal of jewelry. I loved gold decorated with precious stones, as all noble ladies do (and all ladies, for that matter). I spend hours over the toilet some days, obsessing over my looks, for whoever my beloved may be at the particular moment. As a younger lady I wore many colors, but now I tend to gravitate towards red. Red is very regal, I think. Red dominates many of my painstakingly extravagant adornments when I dress for an social event. I am known to take extreme measures for the sake of beauty. I love mirrors. I can spend hours in front of a mirror, decorating my hair, enhancing my skin with creams. I have used a variety of methods to lighten my skin. When I go out in hot or even warm weather, I carry a parasol to shield my skin against the sun. I usually avoid the sun altogether, to make sure my skin stays porcelain. I like to use a milky white powder on my skin sometimes.
I am a sorceress and worshiper. I worship the Powerful and Lovely Goddess Luna. In my experience, any unfortunate soul who speaks against Her will have a series of disastrous events befall them, they may even die. Those who know much about Luna know this well. Lovely Luna commands creation over the Earth, so it is very foolish to speak against this Great Mistress and Creatrix.
I can offer gentle spiritual council to anyone who is in need, I am educated in Witchcraft, Divination and the Dark Arts. I am no extortionist, basic spiritual advice I offer for free, but if you wish to get deeper into it, I may ask for a payment. I can teach powerful things. If you would like a card reading or a palm reading let me know what area you are in, and I may be able to meet you there.
I hope you see I am much more than a blood lusting vampire. I hope you all see that is just one part of my life.
Truely yours,
~Countess Elizabeth Bathory, Lady of Cachtice Castle
BE AWARE, MY SWEETS:
My lovely dears, please do not be offended if Elizabeth doesn't reply to your ratings, Elizabeth gets a disproportional amount of attention on this site. But you are all so special to me, as I know you all share my inner struggle. I will try my best to reply to anyone and everyone who rates me. I have not yet seen anyone on this website who I despise, and the good Lord knows I have a cold heart! I have yet to find a place where I feel as at home as I do here!
