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Welcome one and all to my only little slice of chaos. Please check your sanity at the door. No guarantee it will be returned to you as you leave.

I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!!

Sorry what was that? Where was I again? Oh yes, you would like to know about me..... Presumably. I mean that's why you read these things right? Well, well, well where to begin? I'm sure there is something to say, but in all reality most of you meat popsicles at this point may have just left a comment in regard to whatever photo I have put on here, left a rating, or something else just as asinine. So what I am writing this for? Maybe I should just fill this box with more random scribblings. You probably wouldn't glean anymore of who I am no matter what I put in this box anyway..... Wait here's an idea, want to know about something do that funny little dance and just ask.

If you hire a hooker to clean your house make sure to flea dip her first. Careful though she may attack you like a cat on crack.

Isn't this fun, just wasting precious time. Seriously if you are still reading this you must be getting pissed. This is time you will never get back, you are a few minutes closer to your death with nothing to show for it. Granted in all reality very few people actually read this stuff.... Oh I have an idea... Trust me it will be fun. I am going to openly mock you and wish many a torturous horrors upon you. You like that? Oh you like it. You like it like that don't you?


May the crabs of a hundred public toilets infest your left armpit. You silly little person sitting in your mom's basement fantasizing of the day you found that special issue of National Geographic.

Well that is all for now, I hope you enjoyed yourself. Now get out of that basement, meet a member of the opposite (or same if you are into that) sex.

Complete evacuation of reality in t-minus 10....9....8.... oh squirrel.