is it almost summer yet? maybe eventually -.-
Set at 05:49 on May 03, 2018
Quote: the speck of air did it *points randomly*
quick word to the wise before messaging me and what not.. now i personally dont have this problem very often but ever since i came back during my 6 months of no internet i noticed a substational increase in the drama on this site.. so as a fair warning to all.. please.. i beg of you.. do NOT start drama with me because it will end up very bad with the very least being blocking.. i am not a mean person and i hate to write this but it needs to be done.. im sorry to all my friends who have known me these few years and have the greatest time and not pointing fingers... this is a general statement to all.. thank you and enjoy.
also, any and all jokes found on this page are meant to be funny and not in any way being mean i found this personally funny and im sorry if that doesnt go for everyone :(
description.. lets see im a Warlock from Warcraft (3 the Frozen Throne) and one of my friends told me about this site from student.com.. wish to know more email or u can ask me
Also, i have a coven mistress now.nobodysfallenangel(pretty sure) treat her with respect please :) (this does NOT mean im taken)
I also have my best friend on here (from real life) he signed up. if u would like to know how it is ask
Get up
I am fully aware
that my youth has been spent
that my get up and go
has got up and went
but i really don't mind
when i think with a grin
of all the grand places
my get up has been.
the sheer pain of this next one makes me cringe...
this next one reminds me of me with me under piano (some days)
About Me Quizes!!
What wise quote fits you? [pics]
Your wise quote is: "Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth"(-Tony Follari)
As a person, you think life is just plain painful, horrible and everything else you don't like. Happy people confuse you. Alot. I mean, why are they so happy anyway? You are depressed and perhaps utterly alone and live life rather montone. You feel there is no reason to really be here and feel helpless.Take this quiz!
Quizilla |
Join
| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
What Type of Person Are You? [pictures + detailed results]
The pessimist - The whiner
People in this category usually have a very gloomy outlook on thing in general, trapped within a dark mind. Most of the times, it is past events that has made them pessimistic. Most likely they lived through a few unfortunate events and/or hardships that made quite a large impact on them. Now they seem to believe they have been cursed with bad luck, for nothing ever do go their way.
Positive scenarios they gladly live through, but later proclaim them as a coincidence or shrug them off. Positive things never leaves them a great, lasting impression, and they tend to hold onto events which went badly. Pessimists are seen as "party poopers" if they were to voice out their opinion. It is not that they want to live life this way, but they found that life will be unfair whether they want it to or not. Therefore they have adjusted, albeit reluctantly. They want things to be better, but seldom do anything about it. Most Pessimists are passive aggressive, and never really want to try new things. Those will probably only disappoint them anyway, they think. Many things in their lives are a disappointment to them already. They stick to what's safe and tried, for they know where they have it.
Pessimists are truly negative, and may be prone to develop depression. They often feel life is hopeless and have little to no faith in both things and people. Pessimists usually stick to "their own kind", so to speak, and prefer solitude or the company of a selected few. As a safety precaution, they never expect much. That way they won't be hurt. Pessimists are usually seen as life's victim. But even so, they are not trying to change it either way.
Quote:"Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out." -Anton Chekhov
Take this quiz!
Quizilla |
Join
| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
What Dark Word Represents You? [anime pics]
Your word is: Brood. You are a true thinker and often try to figure out the meaning of life, why we are all here etc. You may not be so social, and often think twice before acting but those thoughts you have in your mind never stop flowing in. Sometimes you can be so concentrated you forget about other things that you have to do. Don't change, this world needs deep people.Take this quiz!
| What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: Paranoia You are constantly thinking about what others may be saying about you behind your back. You may also feel people have conspiracies against you, or they are out to get you. In crowds you may feel like everybody is watching to closely. |
| ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) | |
| Manic Depressive | |
| OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) | |
| GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder) | |
What mental disorder do you have?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz |
Quizilla |
Join
| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
You kill with magic.
You are very skilled with magic, but have poor fighting skills. But it doesn't really matter anyway since it can be as powerful as other weapons. You are probably missunderstood by people and have some pain inside you. You are not the kind of person to start a fight, but if you are provocted you respond. You probably don't have that many friends either though you might want some. According to you life is a lonely journey and you try not to care to much. Most people who are witches or anything similar is thought to be evil and want to see all people suffer. That however is not true. You don't feel that much joy seeing others in pain. You are probably peaceful and quiet when left alone.
Main weapon: Potions and spells
Quote:"A man can be destroyed but not defeated" -Ernest Hemingway
Facial expression: Blank eyesTake this quiz!
Quizilla |
Join
| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
How do you see life?
Life sucks and you know it. Nothing ever turns out okay, nothing ever goes your way and while you have to live this horrible life the gods are laughing at you. The whole meaning with life, according to you, is simply to die. But you have not become this way just like that, you have probably been decieved, betrayed and hurt by people who meant alot to you in your past. To you, life is not even bittersweet.Take this quiz!
Quizilla |
Join
| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
How is your soul? [pics]
Your soul is dead.
You've probably been through one too many rough times in your life which has eaten you up from the inside. Now there's nothing more to eat from since you just don't care anymore. Life is meaningless and you live it like a zombie. The good thing though is that you cant be hurt, since you are so distant from the emotional world. Love is something you dont understand or just dont remember. If it was up to you, your life would already be over, but it doesn't make you suicidal. You are probably alone most of the time, looking at the world with a blank stare. The yearning to feel alive and be happy has simply gone away. What's left now is only the shell of what used to be you.Take this quiz!
Quizilla |
Join
| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
What Power is Compatible With You? [beautiful anime pictures + 12 detailed results]
~*~Result nr 3~*~
Your power is: The ability to fly
Explanation: This powers speaks pretty much for itself. Though you don't need wings for this power,you can fly anyway. Some people may consider it as telekinesis since they can also fly, but you can't make material things move like they can. This ability could be a relaxing activity when you want to get away from everyday troubles. Also it is good when sneaking upon an enemy since it makes no sound. When going over to the "dark side" the power could be used to harrass and break into building through windows etc.
You are quite similar to this power since you like to have your head in the clouds. Supernatural things amuse while ordinary life does not. If your daydreaming has gotten a little too far you might be zooned out all the time, even when you are having a conversation. Your desires and/or goals tend to be unrealistic even if you know those would probably never happen. Travelling is something you would be interested in doing since seeing exotic scenery fits with your fantasies of escaping your plain life. You can also have some creative ability (writer, playing an instrumen etc) that interests you.
Negative aspects: The whole reason you may be escaping life could be fear of being let down by it. So if that would come to happen, and an important dream had been crushed you could get depressed.
Take this
quiz!
Quizilla |
Join
|
Make A Quiz |
More Quizzes |
Grab Code
What is Your Phrase? [for darker people]
"Happiness can subside, but frustration never lets go"
You have been awfully mistreated in your life by your fellow peers and/or family, and feel a growing frustration towards your life and your inability to do anything about it. Since no one has ever really been there for you, you bottle most things inside. And that is quite a lot of pain bottled up too. Deep inside you yearn for many things; feelings for affinity, for the world to improve, for people to stop being judgemental amongst other things. Yet your hope in improvement is very low, and believe you only have the power over yourself. When you are in larger crowds you tend to get irritated by the prescence of others, so you keep to yourself. Those who know you are probably aware of the hate you carry, but you rarely do anything about it.Take this quiz!
Quizilla |
Join
| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Why are you sad? [amazing pictures] For darker people
?? Which Angel Or Demon Are You ??
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
?? Which Natural Wonder Or Disaster Are You ??
?? Which Precious Gem Are You ??
! You are most like An Emerald !Caring, giving, - and very emotional. You're the personpeople turn to with a problem. You worry about everybody,and genuinely want to help - a little too much sometimes.As an emerald, you tend to take a more backseat to the othergems, but your inner beauty soon captivates those who takethe time to get to know you.Congratulations ... You're the selfless gem everybody needs as a friend.Take this quiz!
Quizilla |
Join
| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Get Your Sexy Name
Cancer
You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool.
You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling.
Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
|
There was a pickle and a penis.
the pickle says, "my life sucks! when i get big, fat and juicy, they drown me in a jar of vinegar!"
the penis replies, "You think youve got it bad! when i get big, fat and juicy they put a rubber bag over my head, stick me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and pass out"
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!
Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!
RULES:
1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.
2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
F.U.C.K
Stands For:
Friends U Can Keep.
So promise me
we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.K
POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU
0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!
1 = Definetly not attractive.
2 = Decent
3 = Cute
4 = Fine as heck!
5 = I'd do you.
6 = PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTiNG!
7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!!
8 = I wanna make you my man/girl.
9 = Just a friend.
10 = Sexiest person I know!
11 = 'effin hottie!
12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times.
13 = lets Make Out!!
14.= I'd hit it!!
LEAVE ME A MESSAGE
TELL THE TRUTH!!!!!
> iF YOU DON'T RE-POST THiS THEN YOUR TOO INSERCURE TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE REALLY THiNK OF YOU
i added these.. its a fun little idea ;) lol
Anubis
Clever, fatalist, deep. Sympathetic, generous, loving and perseverant in proving their view point
Colors: male: sienna, female: crimson
Compatible Signs: Bastet, Isis
Dates: May 8 - May 27, Jun 29 - Jul 13
Role: God of death and mummification
Appearance: Jackal or a jackal-headed man
Sacred animals: jackal
What is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign?
Designed by CyberWarlock of Warlock's Quizzles and Quandaries
|
| Greed: | High
| |
| Gluttony: | Medium
| |
| Wrath: | High
| |
| Sloth: | Very High
| |
| Envy: | Low
| |
| Lust: | Low
| |
| Pride: | High
| |
Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz
How evil are you?
What Your Sleeping Position Says
|
You are confident and ready to tackle life.
You are pretty vain and happy with your physical appearance.
You are born to be the center of attention, and you're unhappy on the sidelines.
You're always up for trying something new - in and out of bed!
|
Your Aura is Blue
|
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.
The purpose of your life: showing love to other people
Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah
Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor
|
Your Dominant Intelligence is Interpersonal Intelligence
|
You shine in your ability to realate to and understand others.
Good at seeing others' points of view, you get how people think and feel.
You have an uncanny ability to sense true feelings, intentions, and motivations.
A natural born leader, you are great at teaching and mediating conflict.
You would make a good counselor, salesperson, politician, or business person.
|
You Are Wolverine
|
Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.
Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly
|
You Are More Yang
|
Masculine
Creative
Angry
Spring
Summer
Morning
Sun
Space
Active
Wood
Chocolate
|
You Are 69% Ready for Marriage
|
You are almost ready for marriage, and you could be ready to be engaged.
You're still figuring out the details of your ideal relationship!
|
Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
|
Barbie is not a slut - her legs won't open
|
Which Seven Deadly Sin are you?
You Are In a Crunch Ice Cream
|
The perfect combo: a completely nuts person who likes to be touched
|
You Are Brownie Batter Ice Cream
|
You've been known to lick *everything* clean
|
Never Date a Capricorn
|
Somber, demanding, and freakishly logical. Emotions? It's not clear that Capricorn has them.
And while it may be flattering for a Capricorn to be serious about you, bad news: they expect you to be super serious in return.
Instead try dating: Aquarius, Gemini, Leo, or Virgo
|
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
|
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing forbidden is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!
|
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
|
"So, you're a cannibal."
|
Your Pickup Line Is
|
If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
|
Your Pickup Line Is
|
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
|
Your Pickup Line Is
|
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
|
Your Pickup Line Is
|
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
|
Your Pickup Line Is
|
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock
|
Little Joey was 7 years old and like
other boys
his age rather
curious.
He had been hearing quite a bit
about 'making out'
from the older boys, and he wondered
what it was
and how it was done.
One day he took his question to his
mother, who
became rather flustered. Instead of
explaining
things to Joey, she told him to hide
behind the
curtains one night and watch his older
sister and
her boyfriend.
This he did. The following morning,
Joey
described EVERYTHING to his mother.
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for
a while,
then he turned off most of the lights.
Then he
started kissing and hugging her. I
figured 'Sis must
be getting sick, because her face started
looking
funny.
He must have thought so too, because he
put his
hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
just the
way the doctor would. Except he's not as
smart as
the doctor because he seemed to have
trouble
finding her heart. I guess he was getting
sick too,
because pretty soon both of them started
panting
and getting all out of breath.
His other hand must have been cold
because he
put it under her skirt.
About this time 'Sis got worse and began
to moan
and sigh and squirm around and slide
down
toward
the end of the couch. This was when her
fever
started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis
told him
she felt really hot.
Finally, I found out what was making
them so
sick......a big eel had gotten inside his
pants
somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
and
stood there, about 10 inches long,
honest, anyway
he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from
getting
away.
When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her
eyes
got big, and her mouth fell open, and
she started
calling out to God and stuff like that. She
said it
was the biggest one she's ever seen; I
should tell
her about the ones down at the lake by
our house!
Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the
eel by
biting its head off. The eel spit on her face
a little bit and then, All of a sudden she
grabbed it
with both hands and held it tight while he
took a
muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it
over the
eel's head to keep it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she
could get
a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying
on top
of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a
fight.
Sis started groaning and squealing and
her
boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess
they
wanted to kill the eel by squashing it
between
them.
After a while they both quit moving and
gave a
great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure
enough,
they killed the eel. I knew because it just
hung there, limp, and some of its insides
were
hanging
out.
Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired
from the
battle, but they went back to courting
anyway. He
started hugging and kissing her again. By
golly,
the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up
and
started to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats- they have nine
lives or
something. This time, Sis jumped up and
tried to
kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35
minute
struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew
it was
dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel
its skin
off and flush it down the toilet.
You're a matchmaker with a Magic Touch
Are You a Good Matchmaker?
Brought to you by Tickle
Your sense of humor is Dark Humor
What's Your Sense of Humor?
Brought to you by Tickle
| Freudian Inventory Results |
Oral (60%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.
Anal (43%) you appear to have a good balance of self control and spontaneity, order and chaos, variety and selectivity.
Phallic (43%) you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.
Latency (66%) you appear to be afraid or averse to present or future real world responsibilities, this will only make your inevitable transition more difficult, so learn to deal with the real world.
Genital (40%) you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.
|
Take Free Freudian Inventory Test
personality tests by similarminds.com
| Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Your Result: Pestilence When the first seal is opened, you ride forth on a white horse. You wear a crown and hold a bow, and you've been unleashed to conquer and kill. Many believe that you are the Antichrist, deceiver of man. |
| War | |
| Famine | |
| Death | |
| Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse |
| What Kind of Serial Killer Would You Be? Your Result: Organized Visionary You're a planner. You'd carefully plot each murder, and carry it out methodically. You'll kill them in one location and move them to another later, and you'll study up your forensic science. The good news is, you're much harder to catch.
The reason for your killing is simple: you're delusional. You'll go absolutely bonkers and in your insane fantasies, you'll come up with a reason why someone must die. This is good, though. Visionary serial killers wind up in mental institutions, not on Death Row. |
| Disorganized Visionary | |
| Organized and Goal-Oriented | |
| Organized and Mission-Oriented | |
| Organized and Hedonistic | |
| Disorganized and Gain-Oriented | |
| Disorganized and Mission-Oriented | |
| Disorganized and Hedonistic | |
| What Kind of Serial Killer Would You Be? |
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having $ex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have $ex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have $ex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have $ex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have $ex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have $ex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have $ex with it
again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
Silence took over.....and then the masochist said : "Meow....!!!!!"
Catholic School Girls
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They
are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a
penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip
of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy
water and pass through the gates."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever
had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies,
"Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."
All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it!"
A couple that was married for 20 years always made love with the lights off.
Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned the lights on.
She looked down... and saw that her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device -- a vibrator -- softer and larger than a real penis.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids."
"SENT AN ANGEL TO WATCH OVER YOU LAST NIGHT BUT IT CAME BACK... I ASKED...WHY? AND IT SAID... ANGELS DON'T WATCH OVER ANGELS! *SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT* 20 angels are in this world, 10 are sleeping, 9 are playing And 1 is reading this comment. Send this to 10 friends, including me ,And if you get 5 replies, someone you love will surprise you! *to say your never forgotten""
What would you do if?
1. I was right next to you:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I was hospitalized:
6. I was drunk:
7. I hugged u:
8. I asked you to leave:
9. I asked you ouy:
What do you think about my?
10. Personality:
11. Eyes:
12. Hair:
13. Body:
Would you?
14. Be my friend?
15. Keep a secret if i told you one?
16. Kiss me?
17. Go on a date with me?
18. Keep in touch?
19. Date me?
20. Have sex with me?
Have you ever?
21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to bite me?
24. Kept something important from me?
25. Wanted to cuddle with me?
More.
26.do you LOVE Me?
27. Are we friends?
28. When and how did we meet?
29. Describe me in one word:
30. What was your first impression?
31. What reminds you of me?
32. If you could give me anything what would it be?
33. How well do you know me?
34. When's the last time you saw me?
35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
36. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you?
You must answer all these questions and send them back to me, please dont hold back, be complety honest...
Y= Yes
N = No
M= Maybe
Would/will you?
[ ] Come to my house to do nothing at all but chill?
[ ] Fight me?
[ ] kiss me?
[ ]Let me kiss you?
[ ] Watch a movie with me?
[ ] Go out to dinner with me?
[ ] Sing car karaoke with me?
[ ] Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[ ] Hold my hand?
[ ] Let me make you breakfast?
[ ] Help me with homework?
[ ] Tickle me?
[ ] Let me tickle you?
[ ] Instant message me?
[ ] Greet me in public?
[ ] Hang out with me?
[ ] Bring me around your friends?
[ ] Be down with me no matter what?
Do you?
[ ] Think I'm cute?
[ ] Think I'm serious?
[ ] Think I'm a good person
[ ] Think I'm conceided?
[ ] Want to kiss me?
[ ] Want to cuddle with me?
[ ] Want to hook up with me?
[ ] Love me?
Am I?
[ ] Smart?
[ ] Cute?
[ ] Funny?
[ ] Sexy?
[ ] Cool?
[ ] Romantic?
[ ] A freak?
[ ] Gangsta?
[ ] Loveable?
[ ] Adorable?
[ ] Trustworthy
[ ] Compassionate?
[ ] Great to be with?
[ ] Attractive?
[ ] Mean?
[ ] Well known?
Have you ever?
[ ] Thought about hooking up with me?
[ ] Found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[ ] Wished I were there?
[ ] Had a crush on me?
[ ] Wanted my number?
[ ] Had a dream about me?
[ ] Been distracted by me?
[ ] Looked at my page more than ten times?
Are you?
[ ] Happy you know me?
[ ] Thinking about me?
[ ] Wanting to call me to talk about these things
kisses were water, I will give u a sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.
If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy,
if friendship is life I will give u mine.
"worlds best friends week" send this to all ur good friends.
Even me, if i am one of them. See how many u get back. If u get more than 3 u r really lovable
A Friend....
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in .."you.."
(C)alls you just to say .."HI.."
(D)oesn..'t give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust .."be.." with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don..'t understand
(Y)ells when you won..'t listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality,
whats minnie w/out mickey?
Whats tigger w/out pooh?
whats patrick w/out sponge bob?
whats me w/out YOU???
PASS IT ON TO EVERYONE YOU CONSIDER A FRIEND OR WOULD LIKE TO HAVE AS A FRIEND SEE HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET IT BACK
send to 10 ppl u love or friends u never wanna lose!!!. including me (I hope!)""
TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
KEEP READING.......
==============================================
TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come with energy
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
69 times you were on the website FriendWise.com
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
A professor at the University of Arkansas was giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here
believe in Ghosts?" About 90 students raised their hands. "Well, that's a
good start.
Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a
ghost?" About 40 students raised their hands. "That's really good. I'm really
glad you take this seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raised their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands. "That's
fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his
hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, in all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student stood with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way
up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks,
"So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats."
go over 45, you're a bad influence. If you go under 10, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh. Total the number of things in each list you've done.
No need to say which ones if you dont want to. If people really want to know they will message you.
1. smoked
2. consumed alcohol
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5. kissed someone of the same sex
6. had sex
7. had someone in your room other than family
8. watched porn
9. bought porn
10. done drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house
6. done something illegal.
7. cut yourself.
8. hurt someone
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. been to rehab.
6. dyed your hair.
7. received a ticket.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
1. been to a wild party.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.
3. drank more than four beers in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything.
6. wore black nail polish.
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
1. dressed Gothic.
2. dressed prep.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
TOTAL SO FAR: 29
1. snuck into someone else's room.
2. had a crush on your friend.
3. been to a concert.
4. dry-humped someone.
5. been called a slut.
6. called someone a slut.
7. installed speakers in your car.
8. broken a mirror.
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
10. brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 38
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
TOTAL SO FAR: 54
1. owned/rented an apartment.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf.
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10. been verbally harassed.
TOTAL SO FAR: 62
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5 hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
Total : 70
Grand Total =70
-If You Have Less Then 10.. write [im an uber Goody Goody]
-If You Have More Then 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
-If You Have more Then 20 ..write [im average]
-If You Have More Then 30.. write [im a bad kid]
-If You have more then 40.. write [im a very bad influence]
-If You Have more then 50.... write ..[im a horrible person]
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words." She was always reminding them.
She asked Hohn what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked little Alex what he had done. "I read a book" He replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" The teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said... "Winnie the SHIT!"
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open-heart surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him question regarding how he was going to pay for his treatement. She asked if he had any types of health insurance.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health care insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank."
the nun asked, "Do you have relatives who could help you with this dept?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun. She wouldn't give me a dime."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God!"
The patient replied, "Then send th bill to my brother-in-law."
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
A redhead walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. She sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The redhead turns to the blonde and says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
The redhead placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to the redhead and said, "All is fair. Here is your money."
The redhead replies, "Honey, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again"
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.” The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.” He ignores her again and continues down the street. At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.” The trucker looks at her and finally he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck.”
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you doing?'
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first.'
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No-o-o-o." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
| Member Since: | Oct 04, 2006 |
| Last Login: | May 03, 2018 |
| Times Viewed: | 31,201 |
| Times Rated: | 1,542 |
| Rating: | 9.824 |
Rate this profile
No pictures. Just a simple rate and a hello. :)
[ All Comments ]
RECENT JOURNAL POSTS
Premiere Sire (126)
Premiere Sire (122)
Sire (102)
REAL VAMPIRES LOVE VAMPIRE RAVE
Vampire Rave is a member of
Page generated in 0.1051 seconds.
Your element is Darkness. You are the truly evil one with a black heart and no soul. People avoid you since you cause so much trouble and enjoy seeing others in pain. You would like nothing more than to rule this earth and be hailed by all. Everyone is annoying and stupid anyway and are a waste of oxygen. You are probably a cast-away from society and family and have had a tough life where you learned to live the hard way. Now you want revenge on your pain and can no longer feel love nor care. You do not wish to befriend anyone and you certainly do not wish to be in love. As a student of having learnt everything the hard way, you tend to be manipulative when you want something for yourself. In your head there is only you that matters, and why shouldn't it? No one cares about you so why should you? In school you probably ditch classes and go somewhere else instead of sitting in a classroom. It is not that you are stupid, because you're probably very smart, but everyone annoy you. And having to sit in the same room, breathing the same air as your enemies is not desired by you.Take this 
You are sad because of your griefTake this 
DestructionTake this 
MorpheusTake this 
WaterfallTake this 
Sloth- You don't do anything too difficult in your life. You take the easy way out and sleep way too much.While sleeping, you will be burned alive in a house fire.Take this 
