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With a life so pained, its almost disturbing for me to tell about myself. Its not what you expect. Believe me. I am not going to tell you about some of the pettiest things that have happened to me in the past. Just a slight overview. First, i was born February 28th , Raised in Columbus Ohio, and is still living here(Unfortunately). I have a select few of friends that i love very deeply, and i would never EVER wish to loose them, or let anyone at all hurt them without consequence. I have a family who loves me as well. My father passed away October 19th 2009, and my Love life is tarnished. I've run out of Love and Care. Even with being loved by my peers, I still have no compassion. Nothing to live for. And thats why I am here. On this site. Not to find sympathy, and a shoulder to cry on, but to find something to live for. -shrugs- If, that even makes sense..... -sighs- Oh well then, I suppose. Anyway, I am grateful for the ratings, though it isn't really a big deal, and really doesn't mean anything useful at all-- It is just a number, is it not? A number of others opinion. And this may sound rather cold and heartless, and i apologize for those who feel offended by this but: I honestly have no care or need for opinions. I'm all about facts. If you can prove to me that a number is useful, please feel free to message and enlighten me. -shakes head- As I said, I have no compassion, or feeling. I am not what you would call "Emo" or "Goth" I am NOT a label. And I loathe the fact that everyone nowadays are categorized into something. Like animals.
Either way, I suppose I should admit that I am not the most imaginative person in the world, and I would probably break my corner on Vampire Rave trying to design it like most Member Profiles I have seen. -laughs a bit- So, instead of risking the terror of designing, I'll just throw some quotes and poetry on here (Though I suppose that's what the Journal is for, Oh well.)
Here are some quotes that I, DO NOT own.
"Had a thought-but then I realized if I post it I could be arrested ;)"
"...Life doesn't give me lemons anymore. Not after what happened last time."
"Fool me once - shame on me... Fool me twice - and they will never find your body!"
"I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to!"
"The earth is full. Go home."
"Eat right. Exersize....die anyway."
"I didnt loose my mind....I sold it on Ebay!! "
"If heat rises....then...shouldnt Hell be cold?"
""Cute as a button." Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?!"
"Dear alarm clock. I am sorry I hit you this morning. I have anger issues. We need counseling. No, wait. Its you, not me. Wake me up again, I bring hammers."
"Me: is there a problem officer? officer: yes how fast do you think you were going Ma'am? me: depends how long you were following me..."
"True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere."
"I think I will start a foundation of my own, I'm going to call it "find a cure for stupidity" proceeds go to fund happy pills for sufferers of the moron plague..."
"I'm in a "fall in a hole and die" kind of mood today...>:("
"Hey!" -wait for hours with no response-"That's cool, text me when you realize I matter!"
"you must really excite my hand.. bc everytime i talk to you my middle finger goes stiff!"
"OK Universe i know you're plotting against me, i get the joke, but I'm just not finding it funny anymore!"
"My feelings? Oh dont worry about those. No one else does."
"Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back"
"man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. DAD: Son,where were you today during school hours?SON: At school*Robot slaps Son*SON: OK,I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story*Robot slaps son again* SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star. DAD: WHAT?When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!*Robot slaps Dad* MOM: HAHA!After all he's your son.*Robot slaps mom*"
"Guy:God, how long is a million years to you?
God:A minute.
Guy:How much is a million dollars to you?
God:A penny.
Guy:Can I have a penny?
God:In a minute."
"I'm just going to fake a smile .
I'm gonna to laugh really loudly .
I'm gonna hold back the tears .
I'm gonna tell everyone I'm happy .
Because I want to see who will notice
that I am actually not 'fine'"
"♫ ♪ Who lives in a coffin under the sea..... ♫ ♪....OSAMA BINLADEN! ...whooz freaky and evil but as dead as can be? OSAMA BINLADEN!"
"I walked into the kitchen today,.
My 7 year old little sister
was making two sandwich's for lunch.
she said one was for a boy who wanted one.
I was about to tell her she doesn't have to make sandwiches for ANY
boys ...ever, but before I could, she took his sandwich..
and spit in it.♥"
"WATCH OUT! I have seen every CSI, NCIS and The Mentalist episode in existence, I could easily make it look like Frosty The Snowman killed you."
"why is it, that when you go and lose something and can't find it, someone goes and asks you "Where did you last see it?". If I knew that, it wouldn't be lost!"
"Forget falling in love, I'd rather fall in chocolate."
"man: Your eyes, the're amazing
woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing too. ^^"
"When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a papercut and make his life miserable."
"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?"
"I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me."
"FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'"
"FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."
"Friends: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'"
I'm going to leave $50 in my will to whoever will wear a Grim Reaper costume to my funeral and just stand completely silent.
Fair warning: I can only tolerate stupid for just so long.
-HOW TO WASH A CAT- 1. find toilet 2. add soap 3. add cat 4. shut lid (don't worry, cat is self-temperamental) 5. flush to rinse 6. open lid 7. RUN!
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "ninjas cannot be found" Well played, ninjas, well played ;)
Rhinos are really just old, fat unicorns. Don't argue. U know i'm right.
I've just finished installing child locks on all my cabinets, trash cans and cupboards. Now let's see those kids try and get out of there
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Ah, okay, thats it for the quotes for now, and currently, my brain isn't working for the poems I need to write, so I'll do that later. So I guess I'll just write my Likes and Dislikes in boring font. -laughs-
LIKES:
Singing
Writing Poetry
Drawing Anime
Good-Hearted People
Three Days Grace
Evanescence
My Chemical Romance
Good Charlotte
Vampires (Obviously :))
Werewolves/ Lycans
DISLIKES:
Peeple who spell lyk disss. Fo realz, Brah.
Clowns :3
Ignorant People
Arrogant People
Self-Centered People
Perverts
Drug- Users (OF ANY KIND!)
Alcohol Users
People who just love to annoy you for the fun of it. >.<
And uh, you know, i think thats it.....
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