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Dragonology

Author:	RAAGIOSL
VR Publish Date:	Mar 10 2006

DRAGONOLOGY

“Among all the kindes or Serpentes, there is none comparable to the Dragon, or that affordeth and yeeldeth so much plentiful matter in historic for the ample discovery of the nature thereof.” Philosopher and dragonologists Edward Topsell, From his book The History of Four-footed Beasts (1607)

Of the many natural sciences that have been created throughout mankind’s existence, there is one that strikes a mythical curiosity. Dragonology is considered one of the more rewarding sciences, being at the same time one of the oldest and least researched. Dragons have been studied since mankind started researching the wonder’s of the natural world. Mysteriously, they are one creature that little is known about.

Dragonologists must take into consideration, that which is printed in Charles Darwin’s Origin of Species of 1859. That dragons, like all creatures, have evolved so as to best exploit the habitats in which they live. Noble in form and majestic in flight, dragons have evolved advantageous natural abilities. One wonders if mankind, through effort or science, may one day be able to imitate some of them.

Dragonologists, must be prepared to rebut claims that dragons are a myth from someone’s overactive imagination. Dragonologists must debate with non-believers to the fact that there are still creatures that are still terra incognita to accepted science.” When scientists first heard of the duck-billed platypus in 1797, they laughed. How could an egg-laying mammal with a duck’s beak and webbed feet exist? Even when shown physical evidence, they cried ‘fraud’!” By the late 1800's many of these scientists who were skeptical by nature began to look differently towards mythical creatures and the science related with them. Recently, Henry Stanley learned of another apparently mythical animal, the okapi, while searching for Dr. Livingstone. With a giraffe’s horns and zebra’s legs, it has so intrigued scientists that they are determined to find one. Yet there is not one who is willing to mount an expedition to bring dragons the scientific attention they deserve!

The Five F’s of Dragonology

“Fieldwork-It is best by far to study dragons in their own environment.”
“Foresight- Proper learning and preparation are absolutely essential.”
“Forwardness-The student must be both daring and truly courageous.”
“Frankness- One must simply report honesty what one sees at all times.”
“Fatalities-Unless these are avoided, the student will make little progress.”

SPELL TO CATCH A DRAGON

”Take a mirror and sprinkle it with dragon dust. Then Place a sapphire or other treasure outside the dragon’s lair. When the dragon emerges to investigate the gemstone, quickly bring out the mirror so that dragon sees it’s own reflection. Cry, “Ecca Narcisso Draconus Attractivae!” This spell will tame the dragon–but watch out when it wears off!

DRAGON DUST

”His substance can be collected from the cave walls around the nests of breeding mothers. It condenses from their breath and has highly soporific effect if mixed with enough dragon blood. Used in quantity, this mixture may even help to pacify fully grown dragons. But under no circumstances should dragon dust be ingested by humans.”

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