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This part of the, "Fairy" thread will always make me laugh so hard., so I want to keep it. Thanks guys....the tears of laughter were running down my face. You are all good sports! LMAO



The Fairy thread and in Main Forum!!!





"Catseye, it is ignorantly perceived that us Irish live in straw houses, eat fairy cakes, travel to work on horseback, and have no electricity but where on earth did you hear your “faq” about faeries from? Quote your Source Beliefs about faeries require anecdotal evidence but they find their own jesters such as you spreading colourful ideas. I also find it offensive (but funny) that the Irish have been retarded by you into a fairy believing nation, while quite on the contrary we adore fairy stories just as much as any other nation in the world but in such a fanciful world we would believe in Santa Claus too!



I am wondering also under your own beliefs why there is not daily readings of Brothers Grimm in school, or why the Arch-Goblin of Dublin doesn’t hold Holy Mass on the official Fairy Rings. Or why there is a science such as aeronautics when the administrations of fairies could just spread their wings. Oh woe, how easy life could be if I had a wand.







birra

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Re: the Faerie

Posted: 18:36:22 - Oct 28 2007

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Yes, we exist in human form. I am a faery, that is why you only ever see my eyes... trick photography, I'm only 12 inches....



...tall.











Morrigon

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Re: the Faerie

Posted: 18:49:33 - Oct 28 2007

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Oye laddie yah know how I feel about dat now doncha?



Why just thee otha day I was comin' back in from milkin' ol' Elsie mah beloved cow when I saw dat there darlin' Birra creature dancin' about.



T'was an amazing sight to behold I dare say! I held mah breath and watched as he poured 'imself yet anotha glass of wine and winked mah way!



Next thing ah knew, everythin' be turnin' topsy turvey and I travelin' to all distant places ridin' on his faerie dust!



It sure was a grand ol' time!











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xxEmaeraldxx

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Re: the Faerie

Posted: 18:57:06 - Oct 28 2007

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Did you get to tne end of the rainbow? The fairy educationals say there is a crock of gold there Morri :) and hey Birra, 12 inches tall.. to be sure Paddy doon the road has a hawthorne stick that size! He says he uses it for beating the fairies with it *snickers*





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Deity

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Re: the Faerie

Posted: 19:02:49 - Oct 28 2007

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This has turned into a complete mockery.

Well, a few people I know are off on the Gothic Cruise. Well, I hope you enjoy your cruise as much as I delighted in mines last year! Time for another one soon. I'm thinking about the Greek Islands in a small(ish) Clipper ship next. Well, we will see...