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06:41 Jan 12 2017
Times Read: 848




Still as good as ever..to be sure, to be sure.





Irish Viagra



An Irish woman of advanced age visited her

physician to ask his advice on reviving her

husband's libido.



'What about trying Viagra?'

asked the doctor.



'Not a chance', she said. 'He

won't even take an aspirin.'



'Not a problem,'

replied the doctor.

'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'.



It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee.

He won't even taste it.



Give it a try and call me in a week to let me

know how things went..'



It wasn't a week later when she called the

doctor, who directly inquired as to her

progress.



The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith,

bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid!

Just terrible, doctor!'



'Really? What happened?' asked the

doctor...



'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in

his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.

He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye

and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!

With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups

and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to

tatters and took me then and there passionately on

the tabletop!



It was a nightmare, I tell you, an

absolute nightmare!'



'Why so terrible?' asked

the doctor, ' Do you mean the sex your

husband provided wasn't good?'



'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex

I've had in 25 years!

But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never

be able to show me face in Starbucks

again

23:32 Jan 09 2017
Times Read: 916






Our lager, which cometh in bottles,hallowed be thy flavour, beer will be drunk, I will be drunk,at home as I am in bars. Give us each day our recommended allowance, and forgive us our extras. As we forgive those who don't fill up our glass, lead us not into drink mixing,and keep us from hangovers,for mine is the cider, the shots and the lager,forever and ever, barmen.