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Wanna hear a funny story me and my cousin made???



Ok.. it starts out scary... cause it cscared my cousin.. but gets funny!! LOL...OK. HERE I GO!!







It was 1:45 am... and 2 girls were walking down a dark alley.

They herd a noise... and turned around.. but noone was there... So they just kept walking. They herd it again.... it sounded like something spilling... they figured it was just some rats gettin into the garbage possibly. They just kept walking. Then they herd a faint laugh in the dark.. and started getting kind of scared. They turned around and asked who was there. All they got in responce was. "Want..." they started getting real scared.... and kind of started running. then they herd "Some..." they thought it was someone playing a trick on them so they turned around and started walking the other way... Still a little scared.. they started walking twards a dark figure. They couldnt make out what it was. "It looks like a little girl.." one of them said. They got closer, and they did see a little girl.. wearing a white dress, and she was holding a hand behind her back. There was red stuff on her dress.."one odf the grls was thinking it was blood... Then all of a sudden.. the girl slowly brang her arm arounfd from her back. Then she screamed out..."WANT SOME RED KOOL-AID??" she was holding a jug of red kool-aid!!!! They ran.. and the little girl just stood there laughing!!..she just made 100 bucks!! Lucky her!!.. so the next time your walking down a dark alley.. and this happeneds toy you?... just slap the stupid b*t*h... and say... HAHAHAHA!! I WON I WON!!! now wheres my money????