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I DIDN'T DO CHAPTER TWO OF MAH STORY SHIT! WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR CHAPTER TWO T^T

I FORGOT TO TELLS MAH FELLOW PEEPS THAT I MADE SOME A NEW THINGY POEM THINGY YAYY XD I FINALLY WAS ABLE TO POST IT HERE YAY XD it's about a turkey dying ._. Happy Thanksgiving everypeep XD

Ima die in a corner....my weird ass cat poem thing is so cringe and it dosen't even make any sense...lol *does laughing* XD

HOLY GOLDEN CRACKERS AND CHEESE MY PHONE CORRECTED A WORD TO SEXUAL ON HERE AND I CAN'T DELETE IT.....FUAKKKKK ;_;

I just realized I have a thing called "honor" ....is it bad I still don't know what honor is ;_;

What people identify me as: The most random person they ever met



Me: I still identify as a toilet....*^* not just any toilet.....a magical golden toilet dude.....that can fart and magically flush it self!!! *^************



Meet....I should post some of my poems/songs on here blargggggh

Vampies:



When people see them: DUCK THIS SHIZ *takes cross and holy water*



When plants and animals see them: *Dies*



When dead people see them: *Stare*? ._.



When my friends sees them: *Bleep* in *bleep*



When the world see them: ILLUMANTI



When I see them:There chill *thinks of how they lives and is intrested in the whole thing*





Warewolves:



When people see them: Jacob black *^*



When plants see them: *Plant spazam*??? 0.o



When people see them: *inserts screams here*



When my friends sees them: *Thinks of hot warewolves guys/gals* (*me facepalm facepalming in corner*)



When the world sees them: *Marron 5-Animals music and music video plays*



When I see them: ok....well as long as I won't be stacked I'm fine...cuz I sexual lyrics identify as a lazy ass toilet hahaha XD (I'm so done with life) ;^;;;;; *rolls in a ball of shame* *^*

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happy thanksgiving everypeep



*peep* *peep*

Did you know that a wild human {A.K.A: Me XD } sometimes forgets if food was eaten or homework was done ;^; and..yes even forgetful that of doing literally nothing *slow nods*



Person: *Facepalm*



Hey at least I didn't forgot if I used the restroom today



Person: *repeatingly hit head on wall*



BLARGGGGGGGGGH *flaps tables*



Person: Stop being random =_=



Me: ok.....*puts down table*



Perosn: *awkward silence* *goes to door*



Me: SCREW HUMANITY *FLIPS ALL THE TABLES*







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HOLY CHEESE AND CRACKERS WHY IS IT SO LONG ;_;

I FORGOT TO TELLS YOU PEEPS ST HAT I PASSED MAH ROAD TEST WHOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP P YAYYY ;^; vroom vroom! *^*

I HOPES I PASS MY ROAD TEST AGAIN SOON I'LL BE GOING OUT TO PRACTICE SOME MORE DRIVING I HOPE THAT I PASS THIS TIME!! T_T