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On this blessed Samhain night

Do not fear and do not fright

Children dressed in ghoulish fun

Stay out until morning sun

Spooky tales and candy sweets

We gather from the darkened streets

When the moon is high and the Spirits roam

And you are safe inside your Wiccan homes

Say a spell to ease their pain

Blessed Be and Blessed Samhain

1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.

2. Hire 2 private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

3. Wear shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons on street corner.

4. Get into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

5. Major in Philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.

7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.

8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot."

10. Follow jogger around in your car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.

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littleflames
04:17 May 11 2016

I should do this and don't and will try it on my phone thanks /

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The last week of October is known as the time when the veil between the spirit world and the earthly realm are at their thinnest, it is the best time to commune with the dead. It becomes even thinner on Samhain (Holloween), you can literally feel the change in energy in the air. If you sense a presence behind you, it's not your imagination.

It's been over a year since I last wrote in here... not much has changed except that now i have 2 grand children, Akira Fay is 4 and Nikali Anthony is 1. Not much else is going on, same shit just different days.