The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

1. No bearded Maidens

2. No hairy chests

3. Boobs can't be smaller then mine

4. No hairy big toes

5. Hair must not be shorter then mine

6. Finger nails must be longer then mine

7. Mustn't have a bigger penis ...... umm does this mean a smaller one is ok? or none at all LOL... well thats down to interpretation :P

8. Not allowed to fart as loud as I can

9. Can not be as good as me in football

10. Can not be better then me in fishing

11. Must not have bigger biceps

12. Must have own teeth

13. No wigs

COMMENTS

-

---

DarknessFound
12:32 Oct 27 2014

I think I am out because of # 10.

---

JetBlack
13:24 Oct 27 2014

LMAO... Ahh lets see



Ticks all the boxes right up to #13 :D

---

veauclin
10:53 Nov 02 2014

black star for jet. and lol noone outfishes me :)))

---

JetBlack
16:02 Nov 08 2014

Yaay my collection of black stars grows once again :))



Thank you Baby

---

veauclin
20:07 Nov 08 2014

anything for you sexy :) i have a whole pack of them waving the black stars about

---

JetBlack
20:22 Nov 08 2014

*smiles cheekily* I'll be good :))

---

POST COMMENT