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I have had the most horrible 2 weeks in my life. My car is broke (locked engine) I got laid off and I hate being at home all the damn time! This sucks. I really should move back home I mean REALLY! But of course I have to remember I am not the only one here the man in my life does not want to leave. I'm like a stay at home mother without kids. FUCK Next thing you know he's gonna want me barefoot and pregnant that fucker. Life sucks

Well I just got off the phone with my 2 yr old niece Marilynn. Even though I cant understand a word that kid says I can hear it in her voice how excited she is to hear my voice. It makes me regret moving a state away, I wish I could go back home. My sister just had twins last week and I havent gotten to see them either. My 5 yr old nephew is getting so big everytime I get to go home for a couple of days it seems he is just getting so big. Gaw I'm such a crybaby.

And heres why...



This morning I wake up to find that there is no breakfast stuff...So I pull a sweat shirt on still in my pj bottoms and slippers on my feet. Walk to my freaking car and drive to wal-wart. Ok so I am there shopping my little heart out when I noticed that I was being followed by two little old ladies. I mean really every aisle I would turn they were right behind me! Ok I'm thinking maybe they just need the same stuff I do So I continue my trek across the store and finally get into line. I had forgotton about the old bitties by this time untill I turn around and there they are right behind me!! I'm staring at them and they are staring at me. So I'm thinking what should I do should I say Hi should I start an innocent conversation with these two followers? So I smiled. And you know what they did!!! They looked at me like I was crazy!! The tiniest one leans over to the bigger one and whispers something in her ear and then they both like me up and down and shake their heads so Im there feeling like an idiot wishing that I would of at least took the time and got dressed or run a damn brush through my hair instead of just rolling out of bed and heading to wal mart...Ok so the grocerys are sacked and I am looking over the red box dvds. When I hear an old voice right behind me .."sweetie" the tiny one says while she is handing me a brochure "please dont take this the wrong way but you look awful" Im standing there in my pjs and sweetshirt and my hair heaven only know what it looks like with the dumbest look on my face. So then the bigger one tell the tiny one in front of me " I dont think she wants to talk about it" So the tiny one tell me "god bless you sweetheart I hope you clean yourself up soon" and walks away!! Im left standing there looking like an idiot holding this brochure in my hand. I can feel my face turning red. So I look down at the brochure and you know what the fuck it says!!! 'How to Come Clean from Addiction!!!'





What the hell???

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ThothLestat
20:29 Nov 03 2009

you should have asked them for crack money!

heh

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LordZacharias
20:53 Nov 03 2009

Do people NOT understand that we have our off-days? WTF!

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Darkflint
23:51 Dec 17 2009

OMG thats hilarious..But looking back at it you have to change the title to I LOVE WALMART because where else in the world(outside of a Silent Hill game)do you run into people like them?



BTW the old ladies called me and want to set up an intervention for you in the housewares dept soon,Ill let you know the date

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BitchOfMasquerade
19:38 Jan 09 2010

wow that is just crazy damn, i think I would of went after them and told them hey, olld biddies I just got out of bed, ask before you just assume. I am a bitch like that . cause I also go to wal-mart dressed as you did myself. LOL man poeple should not assume.

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Well today is a horrible day! Why is it when things are going great some asshole has to come alo0ng and just shit all over a perfect day??



Grrrr

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Theban
03:28 Nov 02 2009

Lol, it's the ass holes that make it a perfect day!

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Istven
19:02 Nov 02 2009

Its what assholes do best~ literally

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My halloween is pretty boring so far. I have had NO trick r treaters. Well at least I didn't dress up I sure would feel like an idiot right now:)

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Darkflint
23:54 Dec 17 2009

Our Halloween was a bust cause it freakin poured all day and night so no one really got to check out the graveyard we worked so hard on in front of our house.But the month before was good,we went to Salem and Sleepy Hollow and turned the actual day around by bringing a bunch of my daughter;s friends to a late showin of 'Paranormal Activity',that movie still creeps me out,I love it

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