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FLYING OINTMENT- GUARANTEED RESULTS!

22:19 Mar 21 2010
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My very special thanks to LordFangor dor this potion

Here is a flying ointment potion:



Measure out a cup of oilve oil. To this add a small container of scented KY( you pick the scent it doesn't matter the result will be the same). Then take a large spoon and scoop three heaping spoonfuls of vaseline into the mixture.



You then should bring it all to a slow boil over a medium heat. Allow to simmer for 30 minutes with ocassional stirring. Allow to slight ly cool. Then taking a turkey baster you suction up the mixture and removing your clothes you apply it liberally over your body.



After this, the take off has several variations such as; running down the street until you lift off; climbing to the top of your roof and gently running until you lift off; jumping up and down on a trampoline until you lift off; just standing in your yard until the breeze lifts you away. Any of the foregoing will have the same results.



I personally have soared through the sky of South Florida for years using my time tested method.


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