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Afraid of breaking
16:04 Aug 30 2007
Times Read: 603

There are things in my life, that others would not or could not understand. I am a rather forgiving and gentle natured type person, with an anger problem sometimes. I have a short fuse when it comes to someone making fun of me or my friends. But, what makes it difficult is that I don't necessarily voice my opinions on things that I should.



I have problems that I create on my own, and I take my actions into account. I'm not the greatest person in the world, nor the brightest, but I am a person. I have feelings, even if I cover them up with layers of happiness that seems to radiate throughout the confines of my being. To tell you the truth I am a relative happy person, I find something and I stick with it. I do have my days when I'm not feeling well or happiness is all but fake. But for the most part I am geniune.



I do not publish myself to be something that I'm not. I like small things and I love to have deep connections with people. I am not easy to handle, but I am easy going. I take alot of baggage on myself, and I do so much that I might crack. I'm afraid of breaking, but something inside me is broken, it's called contentment in my love life.



But, I will leave it at that...no need to blurt out what is felt or rather said to others in confidence. Just know that I'm scared to death that I will break and it will be ugly.

You try to follow this convo...
05:36 Aug 27 2007
Times Read: 609

weirdobagel (10:55:55 PM) has entered the room.

servantgirl365 (10:55:55 PM) has entered the room.

mrsbrightshine (10:55:55 PM) has entered the room.

SnoopydanceWjoy (10:55:55 PM) has entered the room.

mrsbrightshine (10:55:57 PM): oops

weirdobagel (10:56:00 PM): heh

mrsbrightshine (10:56:02 PM): I didn't mean to exit

weirdobagel (10:56:06 PM): hahaha

servantgirl365 (10:56:06 PM): lolol

servantgirl365 (10:56:34 PM): i love my friends

weirdobagel (10:56:38 PM): XD

servantgirl365 (10:56:57 PM): Ash....where have you been?

servantgirl365 (10:57:04 PM): besides at school

servantgirl365 (10:57:51 PM): Readie?

mrsbrightshine (10:58:01 PM): Ashley has been eaten

mrsbrightshine (10:58:11 PM): please leave a message after the fart

servantgirl365 (10:58:13 PM): *gasp*

mrsbrightshine (10:58:13 PM): lol

servantgirl365 (10:59:04 PM): Amber....

servantgirl365 (10:59:47 PM): Matt just kissed the phone....should I be scared?

mrsbrightshine (11:00:28 PM): I wan to yell at him.

weirdobagel (11:00:33 PM): *makes a face*

servantgirl365 (11:00:37 PM): I know

weirdobagel (11:00:46 PM): this guy's a creep

servantgirl365 (11:00:49 PM): what's the face for?

mrsbrightshine (11:01:00 PM): Remember her and her repulsion to kissing.

mrsbrightshine (11:01:10 PM): Kelcie are you sure women aren't your thing?

mrsbrightshine (11:01:11 PM): :P

weirdobagel (11:01:14 PM): if someone called me and told me they'd kissed the phone I'd hang up on them

servantgirl365 (11:01:15 PM): oh yeah...

weirdobagel (11:01:31 PM): I told you

weirdobagel (11:01:35 PM): I'm Asexual

mrsbrightshine (11:01:35 PM): lol

mrsbrightshine (11:01:44 PM): Oh come on Kelcie!

weirdobagel (11:01:44 PM): I reproduce by splitting in half

servantgirl365 (11:01:45 PM): he's just trying to be weird

mrsbrightshine (11:01:48 PM): lol

servantgirl365 (11:01:55 PM): I believe hre

servantgirl365 (11:01:58 PM): her

weirdobagel (11:02:00 PM): But it's quite painful and I'm in no mood

mrsbrightshine (11:02:07 PM): Dude if you split in half and there was two of you, you'd be twice the fun.

servantgirl365 (11:02:26 PM): YAA!

servantgirl365 (11:02:30 PM): Y

servantgirl365 (11:02:46 PM): He hung up...

servantgirl365 (11:03:01 PM): :'S

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:03:29 PM): uh... wow, my thingie didn't show that there was any response so I just now really got here...

weirdobagel (11:03:31 PM): aw

weirdobagel (11:03:38 PM): hahaha

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:03:38 PM): ._.,

servantgirl365 (11:03:43 PM): weirdness

servantgirl365 (11:04:02 PM): oh well...you're here now!

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:04:17 PM): yeah so I am here now and I am wondering... how come you didn't tell me sooner that I could talk to you two?

servantgirl365 (11:04:36 PM): Uhhh....I assumed you knew?

servantgirl365 (11:04:40 PM): sowwy

weirdobagel (11:04:51 PM): hahaha

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:04:58 PM): Kelcie, there is nothing odd about having four people in the same room... though it is quite rare.

weirdobagel (11:04:58 PM): You're in trooooubleeee

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:05:07 PM): But, but, what did I do?

mrsbrightshine (11:05:08 PM): lol

weirdobagel (11:05:11 PM): why are you telling me?

weirdobagel (11:05:15 PM): I've had more

mrsbrightshine (11:05:24 PM): Kelcie and a person sitting in a tree K I S S I N G!

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:05:30 PM): oh .>

servantgirl365 (11:28:27 PM): psh....you liar!

servantgirl365 (11:28:50 PM): I can smell the smoke from here!

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:28:59 PM): smoke?

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:29:03 PM): fire?

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:29:08 PM): oh crap.

servantgirl365 (11:29:08 PM): OMG.........I sound like matt again

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:29:17 PM): huh?

servantgirl365 (11:29:24 PM): yes...your pants are on fire!

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:29:27 PM): matticus? when did he say that?

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:29:39 PM): ow!!!!!

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:29:50 PM): ):

servantgirl365 (11:29:55 PM): Long time ago....yesterday...i don't remember

weirdobagel (11:29:58 PM): hahaha

weirdobagel (11:30:16 PM): I....will sing Naruto and ignore you all!

weirdobagel (11:30:21 PM): *head bangs*

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:30:23 PM): my room is so cold...

servantgirl365 (11:30:41 PM): so a fire would be a good thing?

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:31:23 PM): I keep thinking about Vexen whenever I come in here.... *makes note* "Memo: Get life when you go back to town"

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:31:40 PM): yeah, maybe... FIRE!

weirdobagel (11:31:49 PM): hahaha

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:32:09 PM): But, uh, yeah, kelce might know why he comes to mind... despite the obvious.

servantgirl365 (11:32:36 PM): ~(8)LOST on an island....Far from home...We're LOST on an island...but we're not alone....There's a monster...and he's eeeeeaating us...(8)~

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:33:00 PM): song... (:

weirdobagel (11:33:10 PM): Itsu aru go dori nare da kimi no sekai oooooo Nuri zubusu no sa shiroko shirooooooooooooo

servantgirl365 (11:33:13 PM): Lives are good things to have....where do i find one?

weirdobagel (11:33:13 PM): hahaha

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:33:24 PM): I don't know.

servantgirl365 (11:33:30 PM): drat!

weirdobagel (11:33:31 PM): I love that song

servantgirl365 (11:33:35 PM): yup

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:33:56 PM): I may have one in my closet somewhere but in that case it might just be easier to buy a new one.

servantgirl365 (11:34:07 PM): true

weirdobagel (11:34:39 PM): A life?

servantgirl365 (11:34:45 PM): i have to get up early in the morning....so I guess i'd better go...

weirdobagel (11:34:46 PM): Know where I can download one?

weirdobagel (11:34:51 PM): Sounds intruiguing

servantgirl365 (11:34:53 PM): yup

weirdobagel (11:34:54 PM): aw

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:34:55 PM): hmmm... I wonder if I can barrow Maul's when I stop by. I don't think he he'd need it with me up here.

weirdobagel (11:34:56 PM): byyyye

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:35:02 PM): aw, byew!!!!

servantgirl365 (11:35:14 PM): byyyye! I wuvs you all!

servantgirl365 (11:35:37 PM) has left the room.

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:35:48 PM): so now what?

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:36:30 PM): do we all leave?

weirdobagel (11:36:32 PM): no idea

mrsbrightshine (11:36:42 PM): meow?

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:36:53 PM): go insearch of good lives on sale and call it a week?

weirdobagel (11:37:13 PM): Moo.

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:37:27 PM): rawr

mrsbrightshine (11:38:24 PM): I am going to bed

mrsbrightshine (11:38:28 PM): you all are crazy!

weirdobagel (11:39:00 PM): hahaha

weirdobagel (11:39:06 PM): yeah I have to go too

SnoopydanceWjoy (11:39:22 PM): byes

Floridaland
02:28 Aug 27 2007
Times Read: 613

I have been here for about three days and it is rather interesting. I spent my first day here in the hotel, unpacking a little bit. I spent my second day at the hotel doing homework. I went out that evening and met with my uncle. I met his dogs, Margo and Sasha. Margo took to me right off the bat. My third day, I spent at Disney World and Epcot. It was fun, and I will have pictures up when I can....



Now, onto something else. Juana passed away on Thursday morning around 2:30am. An hour and a half before I opened my eyes that morning to get dressed and make my trip to Florida to see her. I don't remember what I dreamt about, but I'm sure it was about her, telling her in my own silent way goodbye.



Her wake will be tomorrow around 1:30pm, and her funeral is on Tuesday, at 8:00am. -sighes- I am not one that likes to cry, but I can't help but cry when I have to bring it into my mind that this person is gone. I have been trying to rationalize that she is off visiting relatives...which in a way she is. It's just easier to pretend that she is just off somewhere else, rather than dead.



I will be leaving Floridaland on Wednesday and will start my day again at 4:00am. In the mean time I have been paying for the internet at a rate of $7.95 a day. I can tell you this much, three days of it is enough! So, I will see you all on Thursday, or Wednesday whenever I get home. I don't know...I am just trying to keep my sanity here....

School
19:17 Aug 21 2007
Times Read: 625

I started my classes today, and so far I really like my newswriting class. The teacher is actually a really cool lady. I met two people today that seem rather awesome. One of them is named Joe, he's in my newswriting class and he threw paper at me. Although you'd think that would make me dislike him. He actually seems rather cool.



The other guy's name is David. I met him in the lunch room. I was thinking if I had any money to get something to snack on, because my next class kind of puts me on the run to get to work. But, he is rather cool. I don't know if it'll turn into friendship. I don't mind a few more friends, I just hope that this semester will be better than the last.



Also, I am going to see if my Marcoeconomics is going to be any good. I have time to kill inbetween newswriting and Marco. You should see me on here alot, or possibly not. You know how us college children need to study. ^.^



see you all around!

juana
17:05 Aug 20 2007
Times Read: 630

My favorite uncle on my father's side is losing his girlfriend to a heart attack. They have been together for a long time, and it makes me sad to see her go. We aren't for sure that there will be a funeral, but I have a feeling there will be. I am sad to see this happen. I don't want it to be that way.



I have always considered her as my aunt, because she has always treated me like a niece. She is always really happy to see anyone in my family, and she's such a sweet lady. She has always complimented me and anyone else around her.



She was my porta rican aunt, she was the reason that I could understand some spanish. I had to translate for my mother alot, and I loved to do that. I will miss her, if she goes...which I am praying that she will stay awhile longer. But, she is brain dead, and on life support. I have been praying that if god wants her here, to let her be and if he doesn't want her here to take her away.



I just don't like suffering and she deserves a good death. A better death than to be drawn out on life support for years.

Here's to you.
04:23 Aug 16 2007
Times Read: 641

Just like everyone else, that has their head up in the air. Beauty will fade my friend and so will the people that you used and abused. But, I have substance and I have words that are easily made into things to use. Tools they are, and they can hurt as well as heal.



Here is to your fame now, and hopes that you will learn that selfish beauty isn't everything.

Chest colds.
18:39 Aug 15 2007
Times Read: 645

Here is a list that I have learned about chest colds.



1. Chest colds make you feel like your throat has something in it.

2. It gives you a nasty cough.

3. It gives you that rough just after sex voice.

4. You breath in as much as you want, but only the lower half of your lungs seem to work.

5. You get sympathy. LOL!

6. You are never so happy to see mucus come out of your mouth. I mean I am happy when it's gone.

7. Decongestants are GOD for this moment in time.

8. Having someone slam into your back, doesn't seem so horrible now.

9. It's hard to sleep parallel to the bed, but you do it anyways.

10. It helps with giving you that rough sexy rocker voice, when you sing.

11. It's not as unpleasant as a head cold.

12. Hitting your chest like Trazan is suddenly very cool!



Just some of the things, I have learned and observed. :P

Give it all.
06:35 Aug 15 2007
Times Read: 648

I'm not going to ask you if it hurts, because I know it does. I'm not going to ask you if you're uncomfortable, because I know you are. But, what I will ask you, is what makes you happy. What your favorite food is...What you enjoy most about this life. You don't need to leave this place as if it was some dark desolate place. I'll be here for you.



You can lean on me as much as you want, and I will hold you in my arms when you do finally go to sleep and not wake up. I will bury you, and I will lay roses at your grave. I will write poetry for you, and I will remember you as you were, not how you had to go. I will cherish the things that we did, and know that through me things that you never got to do, will be done.



You will see. I promise you this much, you're mine to take care of.

Sleeping...
19:10 Aug 14 2007
Times Read: 652

I watch him sleep, and I know our time of visiting is coming to an end. My heart aches from it, but also looks forward to the solitude.



I'm not one that likes to have people around all the time, but I cannot be a hermit. I don't enjoy our long spances of time were we don't talk. But I do enjoy our visits then for a short while our departures.



Does it make me a bad girlfriend?



Maybe I'm just cold, because I do like my space and alone time.



I like the time I have with my friends, and I wonder if he knows how much he is on my mind. I think about him almost as much as I do when I breath. It's involuntary and I can't stop that. I've been having dreams were he's not here with me, at all. My heart aches to be broken, and the anguish from the pain I've caused him. It was I that caused the break.



I don't like these dreams, or nightmares. They leave me grasping for breath and feeling as if I'd been crying all night. My ribs aways feel so sore and my throat dry as can be. Maybe I make myself sick. But, I just don't understand it.



I want you here with me alot, and then I want you to go away. What a strange thing to want.

Devulge
23:57 Aug 13 2007
Times Read: 657








I touched the white fluff on the ground and realized that it was as solid as a rock. It was ice, just like a snow cone fiber of them...all laid out upon the street. I could skate down it if I wanted too. What was more frightening was that I drove on this sheet. Everyday to work, and then back. I would stare out at the contents of this road and I wondered why...Why did the weather act so strange.



The winter had been especially cold this year, and it seemed that it would bite anyone that let it. I would shiver in my coat that was made out of swade. What a winter was it that ice would rain down upon the earth, instead of snow. It seemed as if God was crying tears that froze on us.



What was he crying for? What was coming? Could it be the floods of the summer, or was it something bigger? In my bones is shuddered to think, that there was something else coming for us. Something much more wilder...something that was right under the noses of every human. Yet, I was human too, why did I have to know?



Why did I have to dread, with the fact that I knew things that no human should know? Why was I made to communicate with things that no other could? Was I even human?



I pinched myself and jumped, definately more human than the things that I talked to. Definately more so, than the vampyres that used their pretty seductions. Definately more human than the werewolves and their strength or instincts.



Human...so Human...and frozen against the white outlay of weather.

Philsophy.
18:55 Aug 13 2007
Times Read: 659

I wish I could live with the philsophy, that I should be happy when someone is dying. I'm not losing them for forever, but if feels like it. Only because I won't be able to see their face when I wish it. How am I to be happy?



I think about all the losses that I have had when it comes to death. And it has never cut me too close, it's been deaths that I could cover up with words. It's been deaths of people that I loved, but not so much that I would cut my heart out.



Why did it have to cut close now? Why did it have to take and prolong a friend's suffering? I cannot sit here and be happy for them. I cannot accept the fact, that they will die in a year. They're younger than me! They deserve to grow up, get married and have children. They deserve all the same chances.





But, I'll get that chance and that is all there is too it. I hope that God will help me with this. He has always been a close companion. I just don't understand him completely. Possibly, if I do have children, I'll name one after my friend.



I don't know, my future is murky and undetermined. My vision is blinded and I'm unsure when the rain will stop.

DS
17:57 Aug 13 2007
Times Read: 661

I have a nintendo DS, and I have a mod chip for it. ^.^ I love it! It has all my favorite games on this neat little chip. I can't wait to get more games. Oh, how I love video games!

Hmmm...
07:18 Aug 13 2007
Times Read: 665

You know, I honestly wish I was Drunk. Why because I've never in my life been Drunk at all? I've never been so out of it, that I don't remember things. I have been so tired that I barely remembered, but my memory returns. I just wish that I could be like that.



Just once, Drunk with not a care in the world. I'm not taking about the fall down, puke drunk. I'm talking about the blissfully unaware drunk. Of course I would be responsible about it.



No parties for me. I'm already paranoid enough when it comes to things like that. I don't need to be chased out by cops. Or even taken out in hand cuffs for being underaged. I would do it in my own home, were I would not be a bother to society. Just a blissful drunk and then in the morning when I'm bitching about a hang over.



I'll know it's my fault. :D

Thoughts
09:46 Aug 12 2007
Times Read: 670

What if life was like a story? There was specific characters placed around you, and each of them had their part to play. But there was a definate end to your tale, a person that you had to fall in love with, people that you had to hate, and there was things that you would go through.



What if all your life was in a book, and you could skip everything to find out all you wanted to know. Just imagine if it was so simple, just so easy.

Some of the nicest things said to me.
19:22 Aug 11 2007
Times Read: 675

i love your page...the music is sad but good.

i love you sis..i know i don't tell you enough but i do.

your such an awsome person and i'm grateful to have you in my life.

you've helped me grow in ways i never thought i could....thanks for everything you've done for me.



i love you Amber



Raven

aka your little bro





you were there for me..you made me smile and....whenever i wanted to kill myself you always found a way to stop me...thank you for saving me

for he longest time i was shrouded in darkness, it consumed me..i believed it to be the only way i could live....untill i met you





as a friend i think your body is perfect....don't let anyone tell you different. be who you are.



it doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, it's what 's in your heart that counts.....you once told me that....remember?





And I want to remember them, because they make me feel like what i do in my life is worth something to someone. ^.^

Never Again
05:48 Aug 10 2007
Times Read: 682




I hope the ring you gave to her

turns her finger green

I hope when you’re in bed with her

you think of me

I would never wish bad things

but I don’t wish you well

Could you tell

by the flames that burned your words

I never read your letter

'cause I knew what you’d say

Give me that Sunday school answer

tryin' make it all okay



Does it hurt

to know I'll never be there

Bet it sucks

to see my face everywhere

It was you

who chose to end it like you did

I was the last to know

you knew

exactly what you would do

And don’t say

you simply lost your way

She may believe you

but I never will

never again



If she really knows the truth

she deserves you

A trophy wife Oh, how cute

Ignorance is bliss

But when your day comes

and he’s through with you

and he’ll be through with you

You’ll die together, but alone

You wrote me in a letter

you couldn’t say it right to my face

Give me that Sunday school answer

repent yourself away





Does it hurt

To know I'll never be there

bet it sucks

to see my face everywhere

It was you

who chose to end it like you did

I was the last to know

you knew

exactly what you would do

And don't say

you simply lost your way

They may believe you

but I never will

never again



Never again will I hear you

Never again will I miss you

Never again will I fall to you

Never

Never again will I kiss you

Never again will I want to

Never again will I love you

Never!



Does it hurt

to know I'll never be there

Bet it sucks

to see my face everywhere

It was you

who chose to end it like you did

I was the last to know

you knew

exactly what you would do

And don’t say

you simply lost your way

They may believe you

but I never will

I never will

I never will

never again



I think this song is awesome! ^.^ I also like the song sober. Besides that...you'll see!

Schedule for this semester.
15:47 Aug 07 2007
Times Read: 690

Monday- Work at 2:30pm-6:00pm.



Tuesday- Work at 6:30am-8:30am, News Writing 1 at 11:00am-12:20pm then Lunch, Macroeconomics from 1:30pm-2:50pm. Then work from 3:00pm-6:00pm.



Wednesday- Digital Photography 10:00am-12:30pm. Work from 2:30pm-5:00pm then Church.



Thursday- Work at 6:30am-8:30am, News Writing 1 at 11:00am-12:20pm then Lunch, Macroeconomics from 1:30pm-2:50pm. Then work from 3:00pm-6:00pm.



Friday- Interpersonal Communication 11:00am-1:30pm. Then work from 2:30pm-6:00pm.





What I am hoping for more than anything is that I get what I want. LOL! I wanna do great in school, since my schedule isn't as hectic as it was in past semesters. I will try to keep everything atleast a B or above. I need a gpa boost! So...yeah people I will be here as much as I can, but seeing as things might get crazy...don't expect me here too often.

Birthdays and family
01:20 Aug 06 2007
Times Read: 692

I went to my nephew's 3rd birthday party, and I realized just how much I missed him. I hadn't seen him since Thanksgiving or whenever my sister brought them down to say 'hi' to us all. I'm rarely around my nieces and nephews anymore. I feel like everytime I visit them, they're one year older. I missed all of my neice's birthdays this year and my siblings.



I decided not to be so nonactive today, even though I was tired. I played with my nieces and nephew. It was fun to actually do something that I know I'm good at. It's making children happy. I was playing ball with them, and then ran around outside.



By the end of the day, I had them all wanting to be around me. I thought it was funny, because usually it's only Alicia and Kayley that want to be around me. Maybe it's because they've all finally reached that stage were everyone is functional to play. Alicia is already 12! I couldn't believe it, I walked into her room, and she looked so different compared to the last time I saw her.



But, all of them are beautiful none the less, I just realized that I needed to give them more of my time. I think I need to start making atleast more of an effort to go up with my parents, when they visit in Kansas.



Oh, on a side note...my car is dying really fast. I believe that it will be dead by winter...it's becoming horribly unsafe. I can't drive it when it rains, because the power stirring goes out if I do. v.v



My dad wants to get rid of it soon, which means that I need to either start looking for a new job to pay off this potiental new car, or get really good at biking. heh...

Thoughts
06:15 Aug 05 2007
Times Read: 698

I wonder if you know how lonely I feel when you leave, even if for a moment. I kiss you and hug you before you leave, but I feel my insides deflate even if it's only a short goodbye...it's still a goodbye. I won't see you tomorrow...



I watch you drive away and my heart sinks because I can't keep you here. I walk back into the house, and it feels as if the air has been sucked out of it. I feel as if the life of the building has gone away. I sigh to myself and I just tell myself to move forward.



Later, that night I'm curling into the covers and bury my head where your's had once been hours before. I try to see if I can smell your scent there so, I can atleast for a moment be comforted by your scent. Yet, your hair was dry when it lay on the pillow sleeping and I cannot smell a thing.



Still I get the comfort in knowing, you curled in these very covers hours before. You laid in my bed, and slept peacefully while I watched you. I cuddled with you, and I listened to your heart beat. In those moments, I remember what it's like to feel so loved and love you in return.

GRUG THE BUG!
15:41 Aug 03 2007
Times Read: 701

He thinks it's funny when I say that. So here goes



GRUG THE BUG!

GRUG THE BUG!

GRUG THE BUG!



I wonder if he even realizes how much energy it takes to use shift and type the letters. I guess we'll never know...or I mean he'll never know.



I just felt like saying something to him, because he is like an advid reader of my journal. :P You stalker!

This is the Ultimate Showdown!
04:52 Aug 02 2007
Times Read: 707

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around

Tokyo city like a big playground

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade

And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu

When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal

Then they both got flattened by the batmobile

Before it could make it back to the batcave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

And blew Batman away with a ratatattat

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away

Because Optimus Prime came to save the day



(Chorus)

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny



Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime

Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime

And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track

But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

And Batman was injured and trying to get steady

When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Idiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed

And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault

While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault

Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air

Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare



(Chorus)

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown...



Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...

Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...

Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...

Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...

Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...

As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...

But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...

And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,

And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,

And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,

And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,

Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,

Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,

Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With civilians looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century

Many lives were claimed but eventually

The champion stood the rest saw their better

Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater



(Chorus)

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)

This is the ultiamte showdown of ultimate destiny





OH YEAH!